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Based Robber pulls out a machete, the store owner responds by pulling out his sword

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Over for gunlesscels
 
They should have dueled.
 
Pft that weak ass sword couldn't even scratch me
 
Was apparently enough to send the jigaboo running
 
He should have used the Crocodile Dundee quote.
 
Cope. Even cavemen mogged other animals in battles with weak ass spears, let alone medieval swords.
Giga cope, I've taken shotgun blasts to the chest. This weak ass Arabian knight sword wouldn't do shit to me.

I'm genetically modified.
 
You could clearly see that his underarm wasn't chadied enough to hold it stable but still based though
 
this is the world liberals want
 
If an owner isn't shitting himself the SECOND a genetically modified gorilla goes into his store...
I haven't met a human to this day that hasn't been absolutely terrified of me.
 

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