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LifeFuel Roundup of Thailand Trip - girls, advice, conversation screenshots etc

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OK so as promised, here's my roundup of the trip and a step by step guide for any hopecels out there. If you're a fully committed rotter I can respect that but it's probably not the thread for you. This is gonna be a long thread, be warned.

Background: Stayed in Thailand for 22 days. Fucked 10 girls including two 17 year old JB's, none of them hookers. Here's how you can do it too...


How much does this all cost?

I started the holiday with 1,000 GBP ($1400), and was pretty much fully spent up by the end of the trip. This figure includes the cost of accommodation but does not include flights. For the cheapest flights from whereever you live, check out skyscanner.net. For what it's worth, my return flight cost 400 GBP ($550). It's always cheaper if you book a fair few weeks in advance, so do that.

For currency exchange, bring cash to Thailand, and exchange it at the exchange booths there. Do not exchange money at the airport, the rate is shit. In Bangkok there's plenty of exchange shops and you'll only lose like half a percent, which beats withdrawing money at ATM's.

Where should I stay?

For the best chance of slaying non-pro girls, you can't beat Bangkok IMO. You'll be a rarer commodity as a foreigner in Northern towns, but these places are more difficult to function in if you don't speak Thai, and are much more conservative in culture. If you're there a long time and want a quality girlfriend, you could check these places out, but for a short trip, just go to Bangkok.

You want to be staying at a place near a BTS/MRT station (very important), and as close to the centre of town as your budget allows (less important, but it helps). For reference, the absolute 'centre' is the Siam BTS station, so be as near to there as reasonably possible.

I personally stayed at this place: https://www.aiyapurabangkok.com/ . It was close to the BTS, but around 25 minutes from the centre. The cost was 9,800 baht ($310), plus the electric bill at the end came to 2,000 ($64) baht.

Photos of the exact room I stayed at are here:

Anything else?

You're gonna want a SIM card when in Thailand. You can choose between AIS, DTAC, and True (these are phone providers in Thailand). I personally used DTAC, but any will work fine. Make sure you buy a decent data package - you want 5 GB of data for a 2 week trip minimum IMO. It's fairly cheap. Don't worry about call or text credit as everyone uses a messeging app here called LINE, which only uses data. Just walk into one of these stores and they'll sort you out.

For transport, do yourself a favour and buy a 'rabbit card' for the BTS. You'll be travelling a lot to meet various girls, and the card gets you cheaper trips. It drops the cost from an average of 44 baht per trip to 31 - this adds up when you're traveling a lot.

For food, it's entirely up to you. I ate mostly Thai food which is an average of 40 baht ($1.30) a meal on the street. You can get decent food in mall food courts for around 60 baht ($2). If you want to eat at fancy high priced western restaurants than the sky is the limit, but unless you're a richcel don't do that.

In general things are much cheaper outside the malls. Food, clothes, medicines etc.

Enough of this bullshit, get to the girls already!

First girl:

Second girl:

Third girl:

Fourth girl:

Fifth girl: https://imgur.com/a/8eTDp

Sixth girl (17 year old): https://imgur.com/a/F2uSf (the bathroom pic is just to prove that I actually did stay over at her place - check out that 'traditional' Thai toilet and bathroom, lol!)

Seventh Girl: https://imgur.com/a/5Tvfx

Eighth Girl (also 17 years old): https://imgur.com/a/p92QL

Ninth Girl: https://imgur.com/a/sangY and https://imgur.com/a/ddUTj

Tenth Girl: https://imgur.com/a/3UOT6



How you do even meet them? Do I have to cold approach or go clubbing alone like some TRP moron?

No you don't.

I met all the girls online. Tinder was 70% of the lays. Other apps possible are badoo and skout. You can also try thaifriendly.com although I've found tinder is significantly better for getting quick lays.

I don't have much success getting the girls to meet in my room straight away. It happened, but only twice. YMMV if you are more attractive than me (or less attractive). In general I think the average PSL 4 guy is gonna have to meet the girl outside the room, then try and get her back there at some point.

I don't know how to speak to girls online - how do you get them to meet up?

Don't overcomplicate it. Have 4 or 5 messages on tinder, then ask for her LINE ID. Once there, carry on talking a bit about BS stuff (school, work, hobbies etc, the usual shit). Then ask her when she's free, and arrange a meet.

IMPORTANT: If she is hesitant, or says 'maybe' she's free on xxx date, or says 'not sure' or anything else like that, it's OVER, move on. SEA girls are massive timewasters so you have to be harsh when cutting them out here. Any hint of being a timewaster = cut her loose. Don't spend large amounts of time on any one girl, it's pointless. If they like you, they'll meet quickly.

Here's some screenshots of conversations with girls I banged to show you how it's done:

First example:


https://imgur.com/a/ChO4c

Second example:

https://imgur.com/a/L0ScM

Third example (one of the JB's - if you look closely you can see she changed her profile pic to me and her):

https://imgur.com/a/NpMt3


Hopefully you can all see it's not really that complicated. Find out when they're free, arrange a meetup. Easy.

Where to go for first dates?

Pick somewhere reasonably close to your room, but also keep in mind the girls location. If she's on the other side of Bangkok to you, meet in the middle. Don't travel long distances to meet a girl as SEA girls are notorious timewasters - they only actually turn up around 75% of the time in my experience, and 90% of those times they're late. You also want a location reasonably close to your room to make it easier to get the girl back there.

There's no difference in success rate when doing something expensive vs something cheap, so just do something cheap. Stuff that worked for me this trip - getting an ice cream together, going for a walk in the park, going to a cheapish restaurant for food. I did also get laid twice by arranging to meet girls at clubs, but there's no increase in success rate going clubbing vs doing something cheaper.

Don't expect to succeed all the time. It's a lot easier in Thailand, but you're not gonna bang the girl every single time in my experience. YMMV if you're more or less attractive than me, as usual.

So how do you get the girl back to your room?

The usual method is you do whatever you've arranged to do (park, ice cream etc), then you suggest going to watch a movie in your room. Do NOT tell her you're going back there to have sex. If a Thai girl comes back to your room, 90% of the time she's willing to fuck you, I've literally only failed with a Thai girl once when I've got her back to my room.

But itsOVER, the majority of these girls are below average or downright ugly?

That's right buddy boyo, and as an incel you don't have the luxury of choice. Bang, or volcel it is.

On a more serious note, I agree most were not that attractive. That was a function of my general strategy however - I was going for the maximum slays possible, so was focused on numbers, not quality. Getting a 'quality' girl is much easier when you actually live there, as you have the time to do the 3 date thing then bang her. It doesn't take long to get a quality PSL 5+ chick, just a couple of weeks normally, but that's time you don't have when you're only there a few weeks. If you want better looking girls, I suggest you either:

1) Be better looking than me.
2) Start considering ways you can live permanently in SEA. I got MUCH better girls when I lived there.
3) Go to Manila where I hear it's even easier.
4) Escortcel.

With that said, I think girl number 3 was decent, girl 6 was OK, and girls 4, 8 and 9 were fuckable enough. Girls 1, 2 and 7 were definitely on the dodgy side, especially 7, although I was kinda reverse catfished there and it was a case of bang or go home and wank. Girls 6 and 8 were haloed a bit by being 17 year old JB's. The rest were just below average but not downright awful.

Keep in mind even Chad doesn't fuck prime Stacy's all the time - that's why so many of you whine on here that you can't get your looksmatch. Chad has to fuck plenty of sub-prime roast beef too.

I've still got more questions?

Feel free to post in the thread and I'll answer. Or send me a PM.
 
How tall are these hobbits you look fk tall next to them and youre height is shit from what i heard
 
You sre actually good looking. Like a 5.5 while smileing with teeth. Wtf. You look in your recent pics much more bloaty and fat

Pls ban this fskecel. He look 0 like an incel in these selfies. You mog all girls there except the third girl

Would u like to tell me to which girl you were attracted the most snd had the best sex?

Agreed
 
I also want to travel to Thainland!!!!!
I think using only online apps can be a mistake because Thailand has lots of bars and places where you can also find girls in person.
And maybe with a better look than through tinder...

Yes if I was NT enough to go to clubs and bars alone and approach random Thai women then I would. But I'm not, so I don't. Internet is much easier for me.
 
How tall are these hobbits you look fk tall next to them and youre height is shit from what i heard

Average girl height in Thailand is like 160cm. So at 170cm yeah I am taller than the vast majority of girls.
 
Were you a virgin before this ?
 
Fakecel. Why are you even here? You’re not a virgin
 
Were you a virgin before this ?

No - but only because at age 23 I went to Thailand to live for 2.5 years.

Was KHV before then aside from escortcelling and have still done NOTHING with any white girl.
 
idk if i could take the vegans in Thailand. would be a cool place to live and bang hos but for someone with no skills i'd be deported fast for not having any money.
 
>Most attractive girl was probably girl 3 as you said but it wasn't the best sex


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lol did she sweat after having too fast sex with you? Slayer.
 
idk if i could take the vegans in Thailand. would be a cool place to live and bang hos but for someone with no skills i'd be deported fast for not having any money.
Is vegan some kind of slang here?
 
Best life fuel ever, I could never suicide without finding your home address
 
>Most attractive girl was probably girl 3 as you said but it wasn't the best sex


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lol did she sweat after having too fast sex with you? Slayer.

Tbf it was the morning after a night out...she definetely wasn't looksmaxed here.
 
But tbh. how bullshitty can you get? You posted pics of girls that would never have sex with you, 4+ of them having a sociopath stare and 2 (actually 3) of them are teens? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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But tbh. how bullshitty can you get? You posted pics of girls that would never have sex with you, 4+ of them having a sociopath stare and 2 (actually 3) of them are teens? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can I get that in English, please?

I posted pics of my room. I then posted pics of the girls in said room. I posted pics of me holding or in some cases kissing the girls. I posted conversations with them to prove I didn't just buy them from.a bar.

What were you expecting? A video of my dick going inside them while holding up an incels.is sign? Keep coping boyo, people have sex, deal with it.
 
Can I get that in English, please?

I posted pics of my room. I then posted pics of the girls in said room. I posted pics of me holding or in some cases kissing the girls. I posted conversations with them to prove I didn't just buy them from.a bar.

What were you expecting? A video of my dick going inside them while holding up an incels.is sign? Keep coping boyo, people have sex, deal with it.

Me: <proves you're a really poor liar and a brainlet>

You: people have sex, deal with it you coper

That's all I can understand from your reply, in other parts your English is so horrible it looks like another language

You posted pics of some guy kissing ugly femoids, most of them having a sociopath stare and being unattractive, how is this proof again?

Even without that this would be insufficient evidence
 
So much hatred when an incel finds happiness.
 
Me: <proves you're a really poor liar and a brainlet>

You: people have sex, deal with it you coper

That's all I can understand from your reply, in other parts your English is so horrible it looks like another language

You posted pics of some guy kissing ugly femoids, most of them having a sociopath stare and being unattractive, how is this proof again?

Yes most were ugly. Are you a volcel then? The title of this thread is not 'you can come to Asia and

Even without that this would be insufficient evidence

'Some guy' lol are you seriously doubting it's me? Do you want to retract that before I totally embarrass you by posting a timestamp pic with FU southeastcel written on it.

Yes most girls were below average or ugly. Are you a volcel then? The title of this thread is not 'come to Asia and you can slay PSL8 Stacies within 3 weeks' after all.

Couldn't really give a shit about their 'stare'. How's that relevant? What matters is PIV.
 
So much hatred when an incel finds happiness.
He fucked a bunch of prostitutes in SEA, and then is trolling an incel forum acting like he didn't pay them.

I bet he is genuinely happy about it though.
 
All of these girls could easily get chads in the west.
But in the west, the average girl is far uglier than these girls and much, much older.

People are so cucked that they think the opinion of ugly girls in awful, dying western countries actually matters.

That's just sad.
 
He fucked a bunch of prostitutes in SEA, and then is trolling an incel forum acting like he didn't pay them.

I bet he is genuinely happy about it though.

Alright buddy.

What would I have to do to prove to you they weren't prostitutes?

Given, you know, actual conversations posted with the girls don't seem to convince you. What evidence would?
 
Alright buddy.

What would I have to do to prove to you they weren't prostitutes?

Given, you know, actual conversations posted with the girls don't seem to convince you. What evidence would?
Nothing will convince him. You are essentially wasting your energy
 
Alright buddy.

What would I have to do to prove to you they weren't prostitutes?

Given, you know, actual conversations posted with the girls don't seem to convince you. What evidence would?

m8. don't bother. You've gone out of your way and provided far too much for this board already.
 
Good for you nig. How would rate the girls? You mog every single one of them by 2 or 3 points and I'm talking about face alone.
 
Nothing will convince him. You are essentially wasting your energy

I mean ffs if I was getting whores I'd pick better looking girls than that! Who the fuck would pay girls 1 or 7 for sex when there's choice of literally thousands of whores in Thailand...
 
Nothing will convince him. You are essentially wasting your energy

This, you can't convince people when you post an inconsistent story, bragging about being a fakecel and wanting someone with an unbiased perspective to believe it when you won't give a "timestamp pic" in the first place but then say it's real

Ok sure, he didn't claim you can go to thailand to fuck 8/10s, those mostly unattractive but they can go up their looksmatch and fuck a chad or high tier normie instead of an incel
 
Showed this thread to 2 of my friends, we laughed so hard you wouldn't believe it
 
I mean ffs if I was getting whores I'd pick better looking girls than that! Who the fuck would pay girls 1 or 7 for sex when there's choice of literally thousands of whores in Thailand...
This is what I call the flat earther reasoning.

>He claims that you are lying
>You give him evidence to show that you are not lying
>He says that all of your evidence is fake and that everything you will ever show him is fake

You can't win this argument because you can never convince these people
 
Good for you nig. How would rate the girls? You mog every single one of them by 2 or 3 points and I'm talking about face alone.

A couple of 3s, majority 4s, probably the third girl was a 5.

I mog a few of them though only by a point, definetely not 3 points since I was rated a 4 before copers had to cope by bumping me up.

The good thing about Asian girls is most have decent bodies. 7 of the girls had good bodies and only one was massively overweight (where I got reverse catfished). So turn out the light and it's all good.

Ultimately I think if you're incel you shouldn't be too picky, at least for your first few slays.
 
This is what I call the flat earther reasoning.

>He claims that you are lying
>You give him evidence to show that you are not lying
>He says that all of your evidence is fake and that everything you will ever show him is fake

You can't win this argument because you can never convince these people

Burden of proof fallacy
 
Showed this thread to 2 of my friends, we laughed so hard you wouldn't believe it

Lol as if you have any friends buddy boyo. Now THAT I want proof of.

Btw timestamped pic of me, clearly the same guy as the one in the room:
 
This is what I call the flat earther reasoning.

>He claims that you are lying
>You give him evidence to show that you are not lying
>He says that all of your evidence is fake and that everything you will ever show him is fake

You can't win this argument because you can never convince these people
I'm not saying it's completely untrue, I just think it's a half true, half fake, tall tale.
 
He already did everything that he can to prove his claim. Do you expect a 24/7 livestream with a go pro on his head to prove it?

Link to his "full proof"?
 
Lol as if you have any friends buddy boyo. Now THAT I want proof of.

Btw timestamped pic of me, clearly the same guy as the one in the room:


Title of my next youtube video:

Brainlet takes 20 minuets to write my name then post a picture of his shitty face next to it, thinking it's proof of anything other than him being the one in pictures
 
Title of my next youtube video:

Brainlet takes 20 minuets to write my name then post a picture of his shitty face next to it, thinking it's proof of anything other than him being the one in pictures

It's proof I'm also the one in the pics in the OP.

If you're too stupid to understand why there's just no hope for you.
 
It's proof I'm also the one in the pics in the OP.

If you're too stupid to understand why there's just no hope for you.

You are, but you have no evidence that you ever had sex or even got into a relationship with most of those
 
well. you seem happy. and some of the girls seem genuinely happy to be with you, would be near impossible back in the UK.

good for you.

unfortunately my applications for volunteering abroad all got rejected and ghosted so I don't think I can go there permanently :( but I think I will just travel this summer

an ethnic incel should travel to thailand to test this out too
 
You are, but you have no evidence that you ever had sex or even got into a relationship with most of those
he's kissing them in the pics, inside his room, JFL if u can't believe that anything more happened
 
never forget this is how chads live in the west btw
 
I am not saying that it is a full proof, I said that it is everything that he can do to prove it

Even with a gopro camera the next cope would be that the girl was a hooker. Then once it's proved she's not a hooker it'd be that she was playing the 'long game' to get money. Always a new cope with these guys and not one of them understand where the burden of proof actually lies either - the one making the positive statement has to provide the proof. It's not up to anyone to prove their girl 'wasn't' a hooker etc as that would be attempting to prove a negative.
 
he's kissing them in the pics, inside his room, JFL if u can't believe that anything more happened

Satire?

You're using a burden of proof fallacy, he could have just paid them for those pics or something else

You don't know what happened so you just fill it in with "he had sex 10 times"
 
Lol as if you have any friends buddy boyo. Now THAT I want proof of.

Btw timestamped pic of me, clearly the same guy as the one in the room:


oddly enough you look best in this pic out of all your pictures
 
Even with a gopro camera the next cope would be that the girl was a hooker. Then once it's proved she's not a hooker it'd be that she was playing the 'long game' to get money. Always a new cope with these guys and not one of them understand where the burden of proof actually lies either - the one making the positive statement has to provide the proof. It's not up to anyone to prove their girl 'wasn't' a hooker etc as that would be attempting to prove a negative.

We wouldn't think she is a hooker if you recorded what you did before sex aswell
 
Satire?

You're using a burden of proof fallacy, he could have just paid them for those pics or something else

You don't know what happened so you just fill it in with "he had sex 10 times"

 
Then once it's proved she's not a hooker it'd be that she was playing the 'long game' to get money.

For anyone who doesn't know: "me love you long time" is not just a racist stereotypical phrase.

"Long time" and "short time" are legitimate terms in SEA prostitution.

Long time means they will pretend to be your girlfriend, for days or weeks at a time. They would easily accept simple requests like changing their profile picture
 

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