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[Shitpill] The Complex Relationship Between Women and Chad's Shit

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Every western woman has at least once performed the act known as "rimming"or "tossing the salad", where she shoves her face within a guy's ass, and licks it clean, despite it being full of shit. So let's consider some of the parts of a woman, chad's shit might have been in.

Eyes : When a woman places her entire face inside of chad's anus, while rapidly moving her tongue up and down. It's entirely possible that at least some shit particles end up on her eyelids, eyelashes, eyebrows or even inside her eyeball. This might cause infections of the eye such as pink eye, swelling or even vision damage, I wonder how many eye-related issues women might have gone to the emergency room for accepting chad's shit.

Nose: A woman's gotta breathe while she's inside, at least a few pieces of shit end up inside her nose, while she inhales it all in. A woman treasures this experience since she will always be breathing in chad's dirty stench. Of course this leads to chad's shit in her entire respiratory system including her sinuses and lungs.

Mouth: While licking chad's anus without demanding he scrub it clean and even in the case she does, it cannot be completely removed without an enema and chad doesn't have time for that crap. Most of his shit will end up in her mouth, which she will ingest, causing stomach and digestive issues and making her sick, wonder how many women have ended up in the ER because of this.

Vagina: Sometimes a chad might get bored of fucking women with his phallus, so being the sick fetishist he is. He will decide to shit in a bowl then convince the woman to let him insert it in her cunt hole. The female will agree because it's chad and most of the hole will be filled, even if she tries to remove it all out, trace amounts will still remain. Consider that all new babies that are born will come out of a hole that was once filled with chad's shit.

Ass: Another variation of the previous one, chad decides to try the other hole. A woman considers the experience of mixing their stools together to be quite romantic.

TLDR; Us incels are not only mogged by chad but every single part of chad, even his dirty, disgusting solid waste. And all women find chad's poop to be vastly more desirable and attractive than an incel.
 
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Every western woman has at least once performed the act known as "rimming"or "tossing the salad", where she shoves her face within a guy's ass, and licks it clean, despite it being full of shit. So let's consider some of the parts of a woman, chad's shit might have been in.

Eyes : When a woman places her entire face inside of chad's anus, while rapidly moving her tongue up and down. It's entirely possible that at least some shit particles end up on her eyelids, eyelashes, eyebrows or even inside her eyeball. This might cause infections of the eye such as pink eye, swelling or even vision damage, I wonder how many eye-related issues women might have gone to the emergency room for accepting chad's shit.

Nose: A woman's gotta breathe while she's inside, at least a few pieces of shit end up inside her nose, while she inhales it all in. A woman treasures this experience since she will always be breathing in chad's dirty stench. Of course this leads to chad's shit in her entire respiratory system including her sinuses and lungs.

Mouth: While licking chad's anus without demanding he and scrub it clean and even in the case she does, it cannot be completely removed without an enema and chad doesn't have time for that crap. Most of his shit will end up in her mouth, which she will ingest, causing stomach and digestive issues and becoming sick, wonder how many women have ended up sick and in the ER because of this.

Vagina: Sometimes a chad might get bored of dicking female, so being the sick fetishist he is. He will decide to shit in a bowl then convince the women to let him insert it her cunt hole. The female will agree because it's chad and most of the hole will be filled, even if she tries to remove it all out, trace amounts will still remain. Consider that all new babies that are now born will come out of a hole that was once filled with chad's shit.

Ass: Another variation of the previous one, chad decides to try the other hole . A foid would consider this experience of mixing their stools together to be quite romantic.

TLDR; Us incels are not only mogged by chad but every single part of chad, even his dirty disgusting solid waste. And all women find chad's poop to be vastly more desirable and attractive than an incel.
This is fucking disgusting bro

Just VomitMaxx bro :feelskek:

Stopped reading at nose section
Not Another Fucking Word
 
So most Womens bodies contain at least 1% chad shit ?
Good theory
 
Tenor
 
Women would eat chads shit straight from the ass if Chad asked her to do so
 
TLDR; Us incels are not only mogged by chad but every single part of chad, even his dirty, disgusting solid waste. And all women find chad's poop to be vastly more desirable and attractive than an incel.

Correction: shit is not solid. It's a non-Newtonian fluid.

 
Take the shitpill, this thread needs to be stickied, tbh.
 
what the hell
 

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