Emba
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WARNING: LITERALLY A SHITPOST ABOUT SHIT!
Many men have asked about this disgusting filth! So here it is!
First a photo of the sitting area.
I always have to use the little brush on the right side to remove spider webs from the hole and i also look inside for snakes and/or other potential cock biting varmints!
Now an inside view while sitting. This particular cat only rarely sits on my lap in the outhouse.
On the top right is my shitwipe burn can. It's basically a "hobo stove" that when you light it from the top doesn't smoke. I do that because otherwise the toilet paper just sits in the hole and fills it up faster. It doesn't bteak down like the shit. I blame the paper bleach for that. If i don't burn it then i have to clean out the hole in six months rather than a year and a half!
Under that is a pitcher filled with ashes. I cover the shit with that to kill the stink.
Next photo isn't very good. And i don't feel like re doo doo ing it!
It's about how the little white-looking bugs TORE UP the shit and are eating it! I think they are "meal bugs" but really don't care too much! They feed rats , mice, and "skinks" (blue-tailed lizards) witch is why i always look inside the thing before sitting there!
The seat is removable for easy cleaning.
Every once in a while there's a little WAR in there! Battles. Probably the cats eating rats or lizards or birds attracted to the shitbugs!
Once or twice a year the ANTS have mating dances that prevent me from shitting there for the day! Unless i spray toxic stuff to kill them! Usually they just eat the shitbugs and leave me alone!
As you can see it's a mess. There are rat-chewed piles of catalogs and newspapers that are emergency ass wipe. In the coffee cans are rolls of tp.
Anyway. I hope this display of my disgusting filth makes you feel better about YOUR SITUATION! At least it's not a piss bottle collection! Lol.
Many men might shit on me for enduring such a shitty shituation, but for me it's actually a step up from shitting in the woods with my ass leaning on a tree in the rain!
Many men have asked about this disgusting filth! So here it is!
First a photo of the sitting area.
I always have to use the little brush on the right side to remove spider webs from the hole and i also look inside for snakes and/or other potential cock biting varmints!
Now an inside view while sitting. This particular cat only rarely sits on my lap in the outhouse.
On the top right is my shitwipe burn can. It's basically a "hobo stove" that when you light it from the top doesn't smoke. I do that because otherwise the toilet paper just sits in the hole and fills it up faster. It doesn't bteak down like the shit. I blame the paper bleach for that. If i don't burn it then i have to clean out the hole in six months rather than a year and a half!
Under that is a pitcher filled with ashes. I cover the shit with that to kill the stink.
Next photo isn't very good. And i don't feel like re doo doo ing it!
It's about how the little white-looking bugs TORE UP the shit and are eating it! I think they are "meal bugs" but really don't care too much! They feed rats , mice, and "skinks" (blue-tailed lizards) witch is why i always look inside the thing before sitting there!
The seat is removable for easy cleaning.
Every once in a while there's a little WAR in there! Battles. Probably the cats eating rats or lizards or birds attracted to the shitbugs!
Once or twice a year the ANTS have mating dances that prevent me from shitting there for the day! Unless i spray toxic stuff to kill them! Usually they just eat the shitbugs and leave me alone!
As you can see it's a mess. There are rat-chewed piles of catalogs and newspapers that are emergency ass wipe. In the coffee cans are rolls of tp.
Anyway. I hope this display of my disgusting filth makes you feel better about YOUR SITUATION! At least it's not a piss bottle collection! Lol.
Many men might shit on me for enduring such a shitty shituation, but for me it's actually a step up from shitting in the woods with my ass leaning on a tree in the rain!