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Story Short story about becoming chad.

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Let’s say one day you decided to interrupt your LDAR session. You go take a hike in the woods and there’s a cute waifu witch in some cabin somewhere. You walk up to it and knock on the door. At first, she is queasy after seeing you. She is appalled by your ugly face with acne and what not. But she tells you she can fix you. She hands you a potion called “Supreme Gentleman's Gift” and tells you to drink it. She said after consumption, you’ll look 10x better the next day. The next day you wake up, you look yourself in the mirror, and you’re stunned. You are white, you have chiseled face, a six pack, and you’re over 6ft. You can’t believe it, that bitch of a witch was right. You’re finally chad! So you download tinder and you get 100’s of matches the first day. Foids are so desperate to fuck you and you’re taken back. You were never treated like this before. So you invited a 9/10 Stacy to your place and she’s already in heat. She pushes you in the bed and continues to take off your clothes. She cowgirls you for like an hour until you just can’t handle it anymore. Y’all decide to sleep together for the night.

The next day you wake up. You nudge the Stacey to wake her up and she starts screaming! She threaten to call the cops and books it out the door. You’re confused on why the foid acted this way, so you look yourself in the mirror and you are met with disappointment. You have reverted back to your subhuman incel form. You are confused, so you get the “Supreme Gentleman’s gift” potion and you notice a label behind it. It said “the effects of this potion only last 24 hours”. You are furious. The witch never told you about this. Shortly after, fbicels come knocking on your door. They accused you of raping the stacey and they place handcuffs on you. There’s a court trial and the judge finds you guilty of rape. You are sentenced to life in prison. This was the price you had to pay become chad.

Meanwhile in prison:
While you are taking a a shower in the prison, you accidentally drop your bar of soap. You bend over to pick it up, but you stop as you hear foot steps behind you. You turn your head to see a tall black man. He had demented eyes. He had a foul stench to him as well. He spoke in pigeon English or broken English. “Now homie, we finna do dis dah eazy way or dah hard way. Dis the only time imma axe u politely. Dah chose is urs.” What happens next is gruesome. The End
 
pretty good tbh
 
Not bad 10/10.
 

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