Simps have always existed. Remember the Trojan War?

[Incel_Because_Short]

A war was literally fought because Helen preferred prettyboy White Chad Paris over coping gymcel Menelaus. Instead of trade and development between Mycenaean Greece and Troy, they literally were killing each other just because of a foid.

This is why they invented monogamy, dead srs.

 

[Deleted member 25274]

nice post ogcel

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I liked when Paris killed Achilles because I was cheering for the Trojans tbh.

 

[WizardofSoda]

That gymcel probably thought, 'if I can just add another 10 lbs of muscle she will go for me for sure'.

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

That gymcel probably thought, 'if I can just add another 10 lbs of muscle she will go for me for sure'.

"If I can just conquer one more city state and have more wealth, then she will go for me for sure."

Holy fuck dudes, people have been coping since before writing was invented.

 

[WizardofSoda]

"If I can just conquer one more city state and have more wealth, then she will go for me for sure."

Holy fuck dudes, people have been coping since before writing was invented.

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

Suifuel for gymcel manlets tbh

 

[Alex Grandi]

the most blackpilled part was the one with the stacey priestess

gigachad achiless killing your kin, waging war on your people and looting the temple of apollo? ditch your celibacy (teehee i'm asexual) vows to get fucked silly by him

incel agamemnon wants you? ewww, BUT HE'S EVIL! HE IS UGLY SO HE'S EVIL, I'LL KILL HIM

 

[IncelKing]

Dude trojans were Turkish, hence Melenaus got cucked by an "ethnic" Paris.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

The helen story is just a myth, they fought mostly over where today there is Istanbul because it was a strategic location for trade

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

Yeah, man. I always found that part of the story funny.

 

[Yerberito]

and they will keep simping

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

The helen story is just a myth, they fought mostly over where today there is Istanbul because it was a strategic location for trade

Based history cel

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I saw that movie

 

[Emba]

Dang Trojans!

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A war was literally fought because Helen preferred prettyboy White Chad Paris over coping gymcel Menelaus. Instead of trade and development between Mycenaean Greece and Troy, they literally were killing each other just because of a foid.

This is why they invented monogamy, dead srs.