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AutisticCopecel

AutisticCopecel

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fucking hell i have the smallest dick on the entire universe on top of that i have erectile dysfunction from (((medication))) i cant get it up without porn and when i do get it up after minutes of stroking it like a mad man its 3-4 inches 4 is the max in my good days fuck this shit dont take jew pills
 
its 0ver if ur sub 9 inches
 
I’m 4.5 pencil dick and I don’t care. There is nothing you can do about it
 
@outherebrothers
 
i'd transfer 2 inches from my dick to height any day
 
Never even began tbh
 
I also have a small and ugly penis.
 
6.5 inch. I don't understand how uncircumcised people have sex. Fucking hate the feeling of the foreskin not covering the hole dick
 
If asian girls think you have a small dick, then you have a small dick :feelsrope:
 
@outherebrothers has a legit 1 inch penis.

My own is only 4.5 inches
 
I'm rockin a 5 incher but my schlong is slightly thicker than average
 
why the fuck not. we can just get used to them
The whole geometry of your gait is gonna be fucked up. Your heel is gonna be 4” off the ground.. your shoe is gonna hit the ground, then your heel is gonna have to pivot a few inches forward to make a step.. you’d have to walk flat footed and that would just look ridiculous
 
6.5 inch. I don't understand how uncircumcised people have sex. Fucking hate the feeling of the foreskin not covering the hole dick
get an onahole fam
 
My medication gives me nasty side affects too. :feelscry: I can’t even climax, so I either never finish or just don’t jack off at all anymore.
 
Just use your tongue and fingers like a eunuch bro:soy::soy:
 
Just use your tongue and fingers like a eunuch bro:soy::soy:
"Just lick Chads cum out of her loose flappy roast, girls don't cum from penetration anyway. check out this pussy eating tutorial I found on reddit" :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
i aint long bro
 
go to north korea bro and pound that use to 4 inch dick pussy there!
 
You can always jelq until your penis snaps and gets nerve damage. Also shave your pubes and lose weight, it'll make ur dick look h00ge. There's also a variety of pumps, stretchers, and other wonderful devices to lengthen and mutilate your penis. It's not over just yet.
 
4 inches counts as a functional penis so you can still get a bitch pregnant with it. There are 100% people on here with a smaller penis than you.

@outherebrothers
 
OP are you a fatcel?
 
says he has a small dick but doesn't give stats
 
Pics or LARP tbh.
 
3 inch micropenis. FML
 
STOP COPING ALL pls

Dicksize is often the final nail in the coffin, but it doesnt matter if foids already get disgusted by the mere sight of you.

Besides, even guys with penis 5-6-7 inch is seen as "small" compared to the megadildos and mega Tyrone cocks some of modern day western whore foids are used to.

ITS NOT OVER. IT NEVER BEGAN.
 
I once had a vivid nightmare where I had a an elephant sized penis. It was ridiculous, it was so large I had to swear samurai pants, as it drooped over the cuffs, and dragged on the floor as I walked shamefully across the zoo to buy an ICEE. Then I woke up, looked down at my tiny thing, and slept blissfully back to that nightmare.
 
Small dick is not important. I've got a 20 cm. dick but no girl will ride it because I'm to ugly.
So dicklet is really a non issue for incels.
 
4.1 x 3.5

who beats me? I'm a super dicklet
 
fucking hell i have the smallest dick on the entire universe on top of that i have erectile dysfunction from (((medication))) i cant get it up without porn and when i do get it up after minutes of stroking it like a mad man its 3-4 inches 4 is the max in my good days fuck this shit dont take jew pills
Its the thickness that matters not size
 
What jew pill are you on and how many milligrams?
 

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