[SuicideFuel] So the biggest gigachad to come out of my high school is gonna be the starting quarterback for the 49ers in the Super Bowl

ASS_F

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Yup, I went to the same high school as Jimmy Garoppolo. Never knew him as he graduated a few years before I even started high school but holy fuck am I filled with envy.
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Look at how good looking this motherfucker is. People call him "Pornstar Jimmy."

His younger brother, who I did graduate with, also mogs the fuck out of me despite being way less successful.

Did I mention he's 6'2 and is the highest paid player in the entire National Football League?

Fuck my life is trash.
 
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solblue

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People in Mass still won’t shut up about him despite the fact that he left almost three years ago just because he’s Chad. Apparently not even Brady is enough. Anyways, I imagine security will be real tight when he visits.
 
grondilu

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Is American Football still a thing despite all the fuss about how dangerous it is ?

I remember watching a documentary about it, it was quite dreadful. Concussions mess up with your brain big time.
 
ASS_F

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Yeah he's not that attractive. Just very big and tall.
Where's his jawline?
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You can't deny that he's handsome

I hope the Chiefs win all because of how fucking jealous I am of this guy
Is American Football still a thing despite all the fuss about how dangerous it is ?

I remember watching a documentary about it, it was quite dreadful. Concussions mess up with your brain big time.
Oh yeah, it's still big
 
FrothySolutions

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That's a good way to get doxxed. His schooling is public knowledge.
 
ChronicPaincel

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JFL at wagecucking when idiots like this can get paid 100mils to throw balls around
 
ThoughtfulCel

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Football is a contact sport. All you can do now is hope he gets brutally injured and loses his career.
 
HonkHonkHonk

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He's a Chadlite tbh
 
Colvin76

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Rolling Meadows High School :feelswow::feelswow::feelswow::feelswow::feelswow:
 
Bleachcel

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He’s a 7 def not anything above That tbh
 
Bleachcel

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He’s some good looking guy who prolly joined a frat when he went to college and from there joined some sort of order of freemasonry and probably kills and rapes animals and children and women outside of the life he Potrays
 
Iwanttolive

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Not sure y u guys are nitpicking his looks like as if he would be incel without NFL status :feelskek:
 
AloneInDarkness

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Good. They need some type of negative for their "work"
Truth, we shouldn't curb concussions just accept them as part of the sport. The sport would be boring as fuck without big hits, nobody wants to watch flag football. Same deal with hockey, I want big open ice hits and fighting to remain in the game, it adds to the excitement. These guys are getting paid millions to play a game, if they don't want to risk getting hurt they can go get a job pushing paper somewhere making 50k/year.
 
ihaveno1

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just tell everyone the exact place where you went to high school theory
 
AlexanderTheGreat11

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Yup, I went to the same high school as Jimmy Garoppolo. Never knew him as he graduated a few years before I even started high school but holy fuck am I filled with envy.
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Look at how good looking this motherfucker is. People call him "Pornstar Jimmy."

His younger brother, who I did graduate with, also mogs the fuck out of me despite being way less successful.

Did I mention he's 6'2 and is the highest paid player in the entire National Football League?

Fuck my life is trash.
I saw your post on r/braincels about this a long time ago , I didn't knew you posted here
 
wandercamp

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Honestly when you put aside the statusmaxxing, this guy just barely scraped chadlite in 2020
 
Bleachcel

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wtf standard are you going by if that is a 7? There's no way in hell he isn't at least an 8, if not a 9.
Welp for one he’s not blonde or have blue eyes despite being white so that automaticlally rejects frombeing a 9
 
vic624

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Is American Football still a thing despite all the fuss about how dangerous it is ?

I remember watching a documentary about it, it was quite dreadful. Concussions mess up with your brain big time.
Yes, just like boxing still exists with no rule changes even though ex fighters like Evander Holyfield have been urging athletic commissions to give more points for body hits.

Really, the blackpill is just part of the greater societal problem where the public doesn't want to apply scientific knowledge to hardly anything. The most reoccurring problem among homeless people isn't drugs or alcohol, it's dramatic brain injury. It's why so many vets rocked by IEDs end up homeless. Better just blame the homeless for perceived personality faults, just like done with incels.
 
grondilu

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Really, the blackpill is just part of the greater societal problem where the public doesn't want to apply scientific knowledge to hardly anything.
As AOC put it : "being morally right is more important than being factually correct."
 
HowCanSheSlap

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JFL at wagecucking when idiots like this can get paid 100mils to throw balls around
Or spend 40 seconds shoulder barging a cowboy cunt in the face and getting 80 million. That's 2 million every second.
 
Personalityinkwell

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Yup, I went to the same high school as Jimmy Garoppolo. Never knew him as he graduated a few years before I even started high school but holy fuck am I filled with envy.
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Look at how good looking this motherfucker is. People call him "Pornstar Jimmy."

His younger brother, who I did graduate with, also mogs the fuck out of me despite being way less successful.

Did I mention he's 6'2 and is the highest paid player in the entire National Football League?

Fuck my life is trash.
No he's not lol. He's rich and gigachad but he's not the highest paid
 
Kent

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Actually it is a common sportstalk debate about who is better looking, him or Brady.

Cliffs: Brady
 
nazianime

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I liked the old avi better @ASS_F . I thought you left permanently.
 
Personalityinkwell

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That's exactly why I chose GOAT. It's easy for Chad to be hot in his younger years....40+ though? forget it.

Cliffs: Average 40 year old man

fair point. Jimmy G has good genes I guess we'll have to wait and see how he ages
 
Iwanttolive

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cope
at least in the province I live he would be top 1% lookswise.

Also, i think i didnt get your sentence meaning...
A couple comments on top insinuated that he isn't that attractive, like as if NFL status alone saved him from becoming incel. :feelskek:
 
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