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Just man up and pull yourself up by the bootstraps. It's not hard. Did you see that one guy with the wheelchair who did that one thing? Exactly, if he can do it so can you.
Struggling to find a woman to give your life meaning? Man up, pussy.
Attacked by a pack of rabid dogs and left mutilated on the curb? Man up and stop blocking the pavement.
Can't pay your mortgage? Man up and be homeless.
Shot in the head? Man up and go to medical school for 7 years, then take it out yourself.
Lost all meaning to life because you have no impact on the world around you, and feel isolated? Stop whining you fucking pussy and MAN UPPPPP
Listen, the key to pussy is being happy. I'd know because I crush vaginas on the daily and I'm happy. Why don't you wet wipes just man UPP and fix your issues!
Woman's edition:
Can't get a lift home? OH FUCK SHIT ALL HANDS ON DECK WE HAVE 12 EMERGENCY RESPONDERS COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!!
Frustrated that you're a single mother and your son is being bullied for being mixed race? Oh, it's a son so he just needs to MAN UPPPP but I'm here for you ma'am if you need it. Actually, let me pay for his school fees until he's 18, please.
Slightly annoyed that you only got 11 McNuggets in one of the 4 boxes of 12 nuggets you bought? UNACCEPTABLE ARRGRGHHHHH FUCK MCDONALDS LETS FUCKING BOYCOTT IS FUCK YOU
Struggling to find a woman to give your life meaning? Man up, pussy.
Attacked by a pack of rabid dogs and left mutilated on the curb? Man up and stop blocking the pavement.
Can't pay your mortgage? Man up and be homeless.
Shot in the head? Man up and go to medical school for 7 years, then take it out yourself.
Lost all meaning to life because you have no impact on the world around you, and feel isolated? Stop whining you fucking pussy and MAN UPPPPP
Listen, the key to pussy is being happy. I'd know because I crush vaginas on the daily and I'm happy. Why don't you wet wipes just man UPP and fix your issues!
Woman's edition:
Can't get a lift home? OH FUCK SHIT ALL HANDS ON DECK WE HAVE 12 EMERGENCY RESPONDERS COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!!
Frustrated that you're a single mother and your son is being bullied for being mixed race? Oh, it's a son so he just needs to MAN UPPPP but I'm here for you ma'am if you need it. Actually, let me pay for his school fees until he's 18, please.
Slightly annoyed that you only got 11 McNuggets in one of the 4 boxes of 12 nuggets you bought? UNACCEPTABLE ARRGRGHHHHH FUCK MCDONALDS LETS FUCKING BOYCOTT IS FUCK YOU