because of your subhuman genes motherfucker
My mom literally told me yesterday she hopes I find a gf this year, I dont think she realizes that itll probably never ever happen.
Why are your parents so obsessed with you getting laid? Seems kinda perverted.
Actually made me giggle. Good job.
I don't know mom/dad maybe it's because you gave me shitty facial genetics so no woman wants to look at me due to crying at the sight of my horrid disfigured FACE!
Looks like
shukin said:
To ensure that their genetic information continues to get passed on, which is the fundamental goal of all life forms?
havent been asked this is YEEARS
cuz I don't have hobbies
"Son, why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
"Oh, I'm a supreme gentleman and none of them are worthy enough of my time."
"Oh, I'm a supreme gentleman and none of them are worthy enough of my time."
Pretty obvious he hasn't showered in a day. Add a good haircut and this dude would be a slayer.
Guess my personality isn't charming enough.
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