Stacey in my Drivers Ed. Car saw my Erection

[Warehouse Boy]

It was me, a Stacey, the instructor a boomer Lloyd, and a gook.

Stacey wore sundresses. Demi Moore lookalike. Smelled like vanilla.

One time I popped a boner in the backseat. She took a good look and said ewwwww

She told the instructor that I had a little.... Problem and he laughed

The gook made snorting noises

It took my dick 15 minutes to go down

If anything it got harder and harder and almost uncorked

She told a bunch of people at school and her Chad askede about it, but was cool

 

[Shin no Shi]

It was me, a Stacey, the instructor a boomer Lloyd, and a gook.

Stacey wore sundresses. Demi Moore lookalike. Smelled like vanilla.

One time I popped a boner in the backseat. She took a good look and said ewwwww

She told the instructor that I had a little.... Problem and he laughed

The gook made snorting noises

It took my dick 15 minutes to go down

If anything it got harder and harder and almost uncorked

She told a bunch of people at school and her Chad askede about it, but was cool

should have said told her to not be afraid considering she's used to gear sticks.

 

[PresidentCel]

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this information but cool story

 

[Ping And Pong]

Should have slapped her in the face with your boner.

 

[epillepsy]

my erection isn't even visible through pants

 

[Ellsworth]

Funny yet brutal if true but also mogs me because even if I get a boner nobody can tell.

 

[crestfallencel]

maybe she was secretly impressed

 

[Warehouse Boy]

I heard about something else..
Wasn't there.

A pop Warner football team were getting checked for hernias. Lined up. In underwear.

The doctor made it to this one incel and said

GET THAT THING DOWN

Faggot got excited

 

[sadcel69]

Big dick chad out !

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Big dick chad out !

 

[FlamingCel]

Erects me

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Fucking amateurs don’t even know how to hide a boner?

 

[Dregster]

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this information but cool story

JFL

 

[l33tbl0k3]

bonermaxxing

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Demi Moore

CUCCK

The gook made snorting noises

Based gook ngl.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Fucking amateurs don’t even know how to hide a boner?

OPs dick is too big too hide

 

[Warehouse Boy]

No.....

She said he has a LITTLE problem..... And they all laughed

It looked like a ping pong ball.

OPs dick is too big too hide

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

my erection isn't even visible through pants

 

[Deleted member 22572]

@Personalityinkwell thoughts?

 

[Captvic]

my erection isn't even visible through pants

Brutal

 

[Deleted member 23682]

@Personalityinkwell thoughts?

OP should bulgemaxx on tinder tbh

 

[Warehouse Boy]

The gook, 5.2, 110 pounds, a tattoo of Miley Cyrus on his bicep.

Probably was packing a 9 inch dick. And snorted when he saw my ping pong ball

 

[Deleted member 22572]

How big is your penis that it was that visible?

Mine is average sized and when I get one it doesnt stick up vertically cuz my pants are too tight for it to do that. And if there's a lump visible then it won't stand out cuz it's where the details of the zipper are and it just looks like a lump in the clothing not a boner

Bro I'm fucking jelius

 

[LitVirgin]

Thats insane thats all it takes for you to get a full hard on. The fact that she said eww shows she was truly disgusted at your existance.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

my erection isn't even visible through pants

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I am good at hiding it in public.

 

[InvisibleWizard]

Autistic retard.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this information but cool story

 

[Reprobus]

It was me, a Stacey, the instructor a boomer Lloyd, and a gook.

Stacey wore sundresses. Demi Moore lookalike. Smelled like vanilla.

One time I popped a boner in the backseat. She took a good look and said ewwwww

She told the instructor that I had a little.... Problem and he laughed

The gook made snorting noises

It took my dick 15 minutes to go down

If anything it got harder and harder and almost uncorked

She told a bunch of people at school and her Chad askede about it, but was cool

Sun dresses get me hard af

 

[Emba]

Mogs me because saw a Stacy

 

[Uglymuggly]

This guys story’s were all Larps