Experiment stupid shit you do

[TheReaper]

I start:
when i want to buy a book written by a foreign author i search for the right pronounce of the name online and then I start to obsessively repeat it while whispering until the time i'm in front of the bookseller(and because i'm socially retarded I manage to say it wrong most of the times despite all the preparation).
when i know i must interact with clerks, i often repeat phrases that i already said to myself aloud hundreds of times(changing the volume,the intonation and the facial expression in order to appear more human)
what about you?

 

[Deleted member 20659]

I dont do much tbh

 

[TheReaper]

I dont do much tbh

do you at least piss in bottles or clean your cum with the sheets you're going to sleep with?
every repectable incel does this.

 

[ironmanlet321]

Stare into space for 5 minutes at a time.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Kiss my pillow pretending it’s a blonde foid who loves me.

 

[Deleted member 20659]

clean your cum with the sheets you're going to sleep with?

I eat it as a punishment ant to recuperate life essence

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Buy games and don't play them

 

[Deleted member 20659]

Stare into space for 5 minutes at a time.

Kinda based

 

[TheReaper]

I eat it as a punishment ant to recuperate life essence

you're right, keep preserving your fluids brother

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Buy games and don't play them

I’m like this but with books.

 

[Deleted member 20659]

I’m like this but with books.

I just dowload pdfs and dont read

 

[Deleted member 24081]

I just dowload pdfs and dont read

Brutal bookpill

 

[Deleted member 21908]

existing

 

[Milk ` •]

Whenever I get startled by something, I point a finger gun at it, and say "pow". It's completely subconscious and I can't control it, which leads to awkward situations.

 

[Deleted member 24125]

i start randomly snickering in public

 

[Deleted member 20659]

i start randomly laughing in public

 

[Deleted member 22571]

Tell myself I'm gonna start eating healthy but end up eating mcdonalds again.

 

[Deleted member 20659]

end up eating mcdonalds again.

Tahts fucking disgusting ngl

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I shake my head violently to “reset” my hair almost every minute and it looks like I have a mental disorder according to my family. I also respond to any story someone tells me about a negative experience with “tough stuff” and then change the topic to something completely unrelated

 

[TheReaper]

I shake my head violently to “reset” my hair almost every minute and it looks like I have a mental disorder

lmao.
i would like to see

 

[Deleted member 22999]

lmao.
i would like to see

If you want an idea of what my hair looks like I’m often compared to Logan Paul or late 2000’s Justin Bieber but if they had a like 2/10 face

 

[Deleted member 20659]

I have a mental disorder

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I convince myself that theres a somewhat identical chad version of me who's rich and successful living in Japan, and having copious amounts of sex.

I can him the evil version of me. Basically the backstory is we were once one person, then he split from me and left for Asia.

Now that I'm typing this out I see how stupid it looks. But fuck it.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I convince myself that theres a somewhat identical chad version of me who's rich and successful living in Japan, and having copious amounts of sex.

I can him the evil version of me. Basically the backstory is we were once one person, then he split from me and left for Asia.

Now that I'm typing this out I see how stupid it looks. But fuck it.

That sounds like the plot of Devil May Cry 5

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

That sounds like the plot of Devil May Cry 5

Been meaning to play dmc 5 tbh. Dont own it yet.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Been meaning to play dmc 5 tbh. Dont own it yet.

It’s really good imo, high tier cope

 

[Yerberito]

I dont know tbh

 

[Deleted member 14577]

i mumble some of my thoughts out loud to myself when i'm alone. sometimes i repeat phrases like OP to train for when i have to use them irl and i sometimes practice them along with facial expressions in front of my bathroom mirror, usually after or before showering or while washing my hands. there's no specific phrases i'm obsessed with, it's just whatever comes to mind.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I dont do much tbh

 

[LostInTheStatic]

I can't play videogames unless it is on an even day.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Kiss my pillow pretending it’s a blonde foid who loves me.

 

[Deleted member 22219]

i start randomly snickering in public

 

[Garbage Life]

Work

 

[builderseed]

immediately forget the stupid shit i do whenever i am replying to a thread regarding stupid shit i do

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

Imagining all kind of scenarios in my head that never gonna happen irl, or that i'm somebody else.

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

read inceltears

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Buy games and don't play them

fucking this. i'm all like, I just need a new game to cope, i barely play it. FUCK

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I can't play videogames unless it is on an even day.

Sounds like an OCD trait tbh.

 

[Indari]

Wake up

 

[>50IQcel]

coom and smoke weed

 

[TINMAN]

Lie on the floor for hours at a time listening to music while I imagine having a loving gf

 

[Numb]

have hope

 

[LostInTheStatic]

Sounds like an OCD trait tbh.

Because it is. I also only play during even hours, but only 4, 8 and 12 AM/PM.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

The stupidest shit I do is continue to live.

 

[Witchy_hyena]

I randomly burst out cursing when no ones around