"But I was not gonna listen to him on the next one, and you all know this is coming. I just picked a circumcised penis for V and had it on small. I didn't even laugh, but he did, but chose me to change it to average at least. I just didn't reply to him and had a blank face on cause even I don't find it funny, given how tragic it is to have such an amazing boyfriend with the only downside to him, which is his lack of size. I want it to be accurate as possible and I was dead serious about it. I just disappointingly shook my head while not looking his direction.
Then I hear him slam his laptop on the side table and stomped out of the living room. LOL. That was pathetic. I could not believe it. You men are just way too insecure about these kinds of things. Like why? I'm not a man, so I don't understand why size matters to men so much."