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Teen Chad or $100 million?

Would you rather


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Easy choice for me. It's the only thing money can't buy
 
A better question is what WOULDNT i give up to be 13 year old Chad
 
Money:
Pros:
Get rich
Betabuxx
My parents have lots of buffer cash
I no longer need to aim for scholarships
I can buy drain merch
I can go on holidays

Cons:
Might become lazy
Become that which I hate
Still not happy

Teenage chad:
Pros:
Mentally stable
Get into relationships
Life on “play for the story” mode
Get to restart and fix all the mistakes I made in 3 years

Cons:
Become that which I hate
Still depressed because genuine emotional connection with foids is literally impossible, even for Chad, and due to my incel mindset, I’ll continue being a sad sack of shit, just with society propping me up
Become lazy because I know as Chad I will at least reach where I am now, if not further.

Personally I’d take the money. Too good not to pass up.
 
With 100 million you can fuck a 10/10 escort every day for the rest of your life
 
With 100 million you can fuck a 10/10 escort every day for the rest of your life
No amount of money can surpass the bliss of spending your teens and young adult life as Chad.
 
Money:
Pros:
Get rich
Betabuxx
My parents have lots of buffer cash
I no longer need to aim for scholarships
I can buy drain merch
I can go on holidays

Cons:
Might become lazy
Become that which I hate
Still not happy

Teenage chad:
Pros:
Mentally stable
Get into relationships
Life on “play for the story” mode
Get to restart and fix all the mistakes I made in 3 years

Cons:
Become that which I hate
Still depressed because genuine emotional connection with foids is literally impossible, even for Chad, and due to my incel mindset, I’ll continue being a sad sack of shit, just with society propping me up
Become lazy because I know as Chad I will at least reach where I am now, if not further.

Personally I’d take the money. Too good not to pass up.
Same, teen Chad isn't worth it unless his parents are at least in ten million zone then I would choose him
@BlkPillPres @IncelKing what would you choose?
 
Money cannot buy virgin JB teen pussy (legally)
 
Giphy 2
 
With 100 million I will hire an army of assassins to take out every reddit cuck(on minecraft).
 
Money:
Pros:
Get rich
Betabuxx
My parents have lots of buffer cash
I no longer need to aim for scholarships
I can buy drain merch
I can go on holidays

Cons:
Might become lazy
Become that which I hate
Still not happy

Teenage chad:
Pros:
Mentally stable
Get into relationships
Life on “play for the story” mode
Get to restart and fix all the mistakes I made in 3 years

Cons:
Become that which I hate
Still depressed because genuine emotional connection with foids is literally impossible, even for Chad, and due to my incel mindset, I’ll continue being a sad sack of shit, just with society propping me up
Become lazy because I know as Chad I will at least reach where I am now, if not further.

Personally I’d take the money. Too good not to pass up.
 
With 100 million you can fuck a 10/10 escort every day for the rest of your life


Not if women and the government keeps you from doing it. Western prostitution is a joke and it’s illegal to buy in most countries if you are male. They can just keep you from doing it. To live is to serve and I would just donate crypto to those I like before killing myself. I’m so done with everything I don’t even want to be young with a life ahead of me again.
 
With 100 million you can fuck a 10/10 escort every day for the rest of your life
Plus all the benefits only money can buy like great housing, jbs, travelling and great food without any other worry ever.
 
People here don't know the value of money or have never worked a day in their lives.
 
If you are 10/10 chad you will get free money anyway
 
A better question is what WOULDNT i give up to be 13 year old Chad
ikr, I would fucking give away anything I posses for this.
 
This is a easy question for anyone under 18, id rather have the money. Thats a insane amount of cash, id be dumb not to take it
 
Plenty of ghetto chads wasted away either in prison or low income housing. 100 million will take you anywhere in the world. You can go to a third world country and more then likely pick your wife out. On top of that you are free from societies chains. Most chads have to wageslave too.
 
Uh, money can't make me 13 again. If I became 13 again, especially as a Chad, I'd be living life with godmode enabled.
 
wtf am I gonna do with 100 million. anything I actually desire that I could get out of that would be accomplished just as easily by being a regular 13 year old Chad

even if Chad was homeless foids would voluntarily invite him in to their houses or he could get free rent by banging his landlady
 
Chad. Looks give you pussy AND money if you're reasonably smart. Not 100 millions of course but I don't care about being a multimillionaire
 
Money:
Pros:
Get rich
Betabuxx
My parents have lots of buffer cash
I no longer need to aim for scholarships
I can buy drain merch
I can go on holidays

Cons:
Might become lazy
Become that which I hate
Still not happy

Teenage chad:
Pros:
Mentally stable
Get into relationships
Life on “play for the story” mode
Get to restart and fix all the mistakes I made in 3 years

Cons:
Become that which I hate
Still depressed because genuine emotional connection with foids is literally impossible, even for Chad, and due to my incel mindset, I’ll continue being a sad sack of shit, just with society propping me up
Become lazy because I know as Chad I will at least reach where I am now, if not further.

Personally I’d take the money. Too good not to pass up.

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no price is too high for virgin teen pussy
im going Chad all day
people forget if you are Chad your trajectory in life is basically set. You can have millions in the bank or at the very least live in a modest home where you can reminesce about all the prime girls you slayed which makes up for it

If I get 100million right now I'll buy a mansion and.....do what exactly? Money doesn't buy happiness. Money buys comfort. I'll be all alone in my fucking mansion and the only escorts i'll be able to get legally are sugar babies which aren't technically escorts because prostitutes are illegal in my area. So that leaves me with 21+ whores and the only reason they will want me is to make money. Where as if I'm Chad I know they want to fuck me for who I am. Also, no man in their right mind would cum inside a whore sugar baby. Chad cums inside teens all day with no regrets
 
You could use the chad looks to obtain loads of money depending on how attractive said chad is.

If I could be like 9/10, 10/10 then I would pick chad because I can get an easy, high paying job like modelling. also I have a better shot at becoming a CEO or other high level positions in a company

Rich AND attractive
 
100 million is common as fuck. plenty of rich asian incels in china with that much

i'd rather be a teen 6'6 white chad
 
Teen Chad


Can't buy real positive relationships with your peers.
 
I am a truecel, but I would rather have $100m.
 
100 mil, I could just fuck 10/10 escorts and fund sex bot projects. Also just live as a neet for the rest of my life.
 
No amount of money can surpass the bliss of spending your teens and young adult life as Chad.
This. Anyone who picked first should log off the forum. Your literally bluepilled if you think you can EVER compete with a chad
With 100 million you can fuck a 10/10 escort every day for the rest of your life
You can already fuck 8/10 escorts for 50 bucks. It means nothing
People here don't know the value of money or have never worked a day in their lives.
massive fucking cope. you think making money as a true chad is hard?
who cares about money anyway, it wont buy you validation, self esteem or true relationships
 
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Fucking retards here, if u guys were functioning u would know there is no pleasure in fucking 10/10 hookers, they just pity and resent you.

Teen chad is loved, valued, desired, and validated
 
If you are a chad you get free shit though. It pays to be a chad, women will buy you stuff. My sister use to buy stuff for her boyfriends all the time.
 
Money:
Pros:
Get rich
Betabuxx
My parents have lots of buffer cash
I no longer need to aim for scholarships
I can buy drain merch
I can go on holidays

Cons:
Might become lazy
Become that which I hate
Still not happy

Teenage chad:
Pros:
Mentally stable
Get into relationships
Life on “play for the story” mode
Get to restart and fix all the mistakes I made in 3 years

Cons:
Become that which I hate
Still depressed because genuine emotional connection with foids is literally impossible, even for Chad, and due to my incel mindset, I’ll continue being a sad sack of shit, just with society propping me up
Become lazy because I know as Chad I will at least reach where I am now, if not further.

Personally I’d take the money. Too good not to pass up.
But what if you were a teen Chad with a teen Chad optimistic mindset? No blackpill knowledge whatsoever.
 
THE GREATEST PLEASURE IMAGINABLE cannot be bought for even 100 million
 
But what if you were a teen Chad with a teen Chad optimistic mindset? No blackpill knowledge whatsoever.
Ah, then that'd be different.

If it was like that, I'd genuinely go for the Chad. A bright life as a NT chad without depression, negativity, shit looks, or anything. I'm only 16 now but if I was a 13 yo Chad I'd probably be in an even better school then I am right now, and with even better grades (no depression to hold me down) and lots of friends. While I probably wouldn't make back all the money, I'd live a significantly better life. So if i were to start as teen chad, but with chad mindset and NT, I would.
 
Ah, then that'd be different.

If it was like that, I'd genuinely go for the Chad. A bright life as a NT chad without depression, negativity, shit looks, or anything. I'm only 16 now but if I was a 13 yo Chad I'd probably be in an even better school then I am right now, and with even better grades (no depression to hold me down) and lots of friends. While I probably wouldn't make back all the money, I'd live a significantly better life. So if i were to start as teen chad, but with chad mindset and NT, I would.
I wholeheartedly agree. Being 22 I'd kill to relive my teenage years as a Chad. I can't even imagine what they're experiencing man :cryfeels:
 
The problem is that putting me in the body of a teen Chad wouldn't really help me that much, I guess unless you also erased my memory, but then you could argue that I wouldn't even be there to benefit from it. Tbh the cat is out of the bag, I can't put it back in again, and combined with being fucked in the head after so much isolation, I think I'd rather just take the money.
 
Since it's cash, I'd take it. I could literally buy JBs with that kind of money.
But tbh if it were assets that are hard to liquefy (like real estate) then I will take the 13 year old chad as long as he is top 1% and as long as I keep my memories and experience from now.
 
Why bother with the money? Teen chad can live like a king even if he is a hobo.
 
Chad still has the disadvantage of being a man. I'll take the 100 million so I can do whatever I want.
 
Plenty of ghetto chads wasted away either in prison or low income housing. 100 million will take you anywhere in the world. You can go to a third world country and more then likely pick your wife out. On top of that you are free from societies chains. Most chads have to wageslave too.
Yeah "wageslaving" while drowning in pussy, getting treated well by everyone and getting easy promotions. Sounds terrible. Those ghetto Chads are retarded for not using their looks to not be ghetto Chads. And I never mentioned an IQ downgrade in the Chad option

Since it's cash, I'd take it. I could literally buy JBs with that kind of money.
But tbh if it were assets that are hard to liquefy (like real estate) then I will take the 13 year old chad as long as he is top 1% and as long as I keep my memories and experience from now.
enjoy risking prison for an inferior experience to what Chad got for free

wtf am I gonna do with 100 million. anything I actually desire that I could get out of that would be accomplished just as easily by being a regular 13 year old Chad

even if Chad was homeless foids would voluntarily invite him in to their houses or he could get free rent by banging his landlady
no price is too high for virgin teen pussy
im going Chad all day
people forget if you are Chad your trajectory in life is basically set. You can have millions in the bank or at the very least live in a modest home where you can reminesce about all the prime girls you slayed which makes up for it

If I get 100million right now I'll buy a mansion and.....do what exactly? Money doesn't buy happiness. Money buys comfort. I'll be all alone in my fucking mansion and the only escorts i'll be able to get legally are sugar babies which aren't technically escorts because prostitutes are illegal in my area. So that leaves me with 21+ whores and the only reason they will want me is to make money. Where as if I'm Chad I know they want to fuck me for who I am. Also, no man in their right mind would cum inside a whore sugar baby. Chad cums inside teens all day with no regrets
This. Anyone who picked first should log off the forum. Your literally bluepilled if you think you can EVER compete with a chad

You can already fuck 8/10 escorts for 50 bucks. It means nothing

massive fucking cope. you think making money as a true chad is hard?
who cares about money anyway, it wont buy you validation, self esteem or true relationships
well said
 
With 100 million ı can buy land in here and build a incel heaven where all of my brothers can play vidya,drink alcohol and fuck 10/10 roasties all day.
 
I'm not backing up. Chad can have what money can't buy. Unless with surgery you could end up as a legit Chad.
Chad can still moneymaxx.
 
enjoy risking prison for an inferior experience to what Chad got for free
It doesn't have to be JBs, you could also legally 'hire' 18 year olds and it would still be enjoyable. Besides, most 13 year old Chads are probably playing Fortnite or some shit. I'd rather have the freedom of having that insane amount of money.
 

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