So when I was a little boy, I went to the zoo with my elementary school. In front of me, I see @ThoughtfulCel behind the glass, staring at five year old me. Or six year old. I don't exactly remember. Anyway, after an intense stare-down, what he does next absolutely blows my mind. He is taking a shit. It looks like diarrhea and it's got red and green stuff mixed in it. Pretty fucking gross, right? Like what the fuck are these zookeepers feeding you, bro? That wasn't the worst part. That came after. So, @ThoughtfulCel is still staring at little me. What he does next is he keeps staring at me but he puts his finger in the diarrhea and STARTS EATING SHIT. While looking at me. I was very disturbed by this. It felt pretty unreal, to be honest. I am sorry that you had to eat your own shit, it's probably because of malnutrition caused by those shitty ass zookeepers. They don't have the fucking right to lock you up somewhere. I honestly hate these fucking humans, man. Zoos shouldn't exist. Fuck that, go put humans behind glass and in cages. That'll teach them.
