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Serious The FBI paid me a visit

Of course five eyes are monitoring this place. What do you think we're fucking retards?

They're probably lurking in everything I do on the internet.

Oh hi GCHQ.
 
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I hope you enjoy the kinda porn I watch guys. I know it's kinda weird but don't lie that you wouldn't fap.

Don't worry I won't go ER.

Shit they probably have cameras in my flat, that's why I throw middle fingers around when I feel like fucking around with them.

Kinda weird knowing that I'm watched when I stroke my pee-pee tbh.
 
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crazy bullshit do I need to post to get her to have to come frisk me?
 

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Chad-Incel alliance confirmed.
 
If any FBI femoids are reading this post, I want you to track my IP, break in my house, and suck my dick.

Have a good day
 
Just plead the 5th for Christs sake. They can't do shit to your house until they get a warrant.
 
I find this and OP's post hard to believe. I must be the most edgy poster of this site, I'm a staunch paedo-apologist, a confirmed zoophile etc and I've had none of this FBI crap happen to me yet. Am I being monitored? Who knows but I don't feel like I am so far.

Well you presumably don't also have "muslim background" so yeah. Honestly I feel that was a big part of it too because they kept harping on about it asking me if I was a Muslim (no) or if my dad is (no). I promise this is a true story.

But yeah, I told them that stuff like "going ER" is posted here every fucking day and that a lot of it is just lonely dudes fucking around. That's the problem with assigning normies to investigate communities like ours (temporarily entertaining that we're even really an actual threat mind you). They don't understand any of the lingo and so on. Take a look at that old FOX report on Anonymous for a good example (and great lulz).

What confused me though is they apparently knew what "going ER" meant but not what "red pill" meant.
 
LOl. What an honor. Give more details please. What did they ask? Etc.,

this. i wish they could visit me KEK. i'd welcome them in in my cum covered boxers, trash everywehre, rotten food, cum rags, and intentionally avoid there questions just to keep them there longer enjoying my sight and stench :^). since im alone heck i'd make them as insanely uncomfortable by asking them if they would be down to take my boypussy virginity KEK. seriously i would fuck with them and finally tell them YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED BRO!!!
 
what would happen if you refused to talk to them? they cant actually arrest you for expressing opinions online unless you planned a specific time and date to commit a crime
 
Did the mods give the FBI your data so they could trace you?
 
>fbis are reading my post right now

can some fbi women and /or fbi twinks give me some kisses and love pls? i need an fbi thot to cook me waffles in nothing but an apron

i need me a fbi gf
 
Im insulted they havent paid me a visit yet.
I guess they think im a harmless idiot.
 
The FBI made me go through an MK-ULTRA variation brainwash program to only find women above the age of 30 attractive, true story.
 
I hope you learned your lessons kids to always hide your IP
 
Reminds me of the "some of you guys are alright, don't go to X tomorrow" which entered chanspeak after some mass shooting. People say it just for keks but the FBI watching don't understand its just memespeak and take it as a serious threat and v& people.
 
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I told you, I told you but no Mr Nah man it's aight, was like nah man it's cool we're good. It's over muh dudes they're already planning on how they're going to dispose of our bodies. I bet the IT cucks made complaints to the FBI we should honestly be reporting them for making that braincels mod guy commit suicide, they're terrorist liberal terrorists. Listen here you fucking glow in the darks there's goddamn pedophiles in government right now why aren't you investigating Joe Biden, there's illegal immigrants carrying dangerous drugs laced with anthrax and super aids, there's communist liberals right now planning on overthrowing our government with use of violence and they have the nerve to even spend one millisecond to talk to couple of virgins that talk shit on the internet that's no worse than any fucking cockhold normie does on any low rent bar on a saturday afternoon. None of the shooters used this site so fuck you and could I please get a job applicaiton.
 
Talking to the police is fucking stupid. Just say "Am I free to go." If you're not (either detained or arrested), say that you would like to remain silent until you have a laywer. Otherwise, say you don't want to talk and tell them to fucking leave... either way, you shouldn't tell them shit because they'll try to trick you into incriminating yourself. know your rights man

http://blog.lawkick.com/questioned-by-the-police-what-to-do/
 
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Ive had the same thing happen to me 3 years ago, and a few months ago year.
I made a shooting threat on r9k after being harassed and kicked out of a community, FBI showed up at my house with lights blaring. They knew I was a minor, and knew I didnt have guns so they just talked me me to see if I was serious. I wasnt, and they left. I got my PC taken for like 2 months.

Then just this year in Feburary Home Land Security came to my house, after that same community mass reported me for being a pedo and claiming I sold CP. At the time, it was kinda my fault as I was pretending to be a pedo, and made a post on steam community page saying 'selling cp' as a joke. They used that as evidence to talk to me, and some other troll chats I said to normies.
Anyway I let them search my PC, and they left.
 
Damn. This is scary. Also, could this explain the cloudflare issue that has been coming up when coming to the site?
 
Well, a lot of it had to do with the fact that apparently more than 50 people reported a post I made predicting -- PREDICTING mind you, not threatening -- that another ER would occur on 5/23. A prediction is not a threat. If it were, why isn't Pat Robertson in jail for all his moronic bullshit "predictions?"

I more or less said the same thing to the mods that pissed me off and I said the same thing to the Police. I understand that they're just trying to do their job, but come on man.

So think about that shit next time any of you report a post. The FBI are WATCHING this place, I promise you. And they don't understand the jargon or lingo.


I promise you I'm not fucking playing around.
Which mod do you dislike? Knajjd?
 
Well, a lot of it had to do with the fact that apparently more than 50 people reported a post I made predicting -- PREDICTING mind you, not threatening -- that another ER would occur on 5/23. A prediction is not a threat. If it were, why isn't Pat Robertson in jail for all his moronic bullshit "predictions?"

I more or less said the same thing to the mods that pissed me off and I said the same thing to the Police. I understand that they're just trying to do their job, but come on man.

So think about that shit next time any of you report a post. The FBI are WATCHING this place, I promise you. And they don't understand the jargon or lingo.
It makes absolutely zero sense for you to be banned for that. Why the fuck would 50 people report that anyway? Snitches get stitches, especially since I thought we agreed going ER is an option to take.
 
Just plead the 5th for Christs sake. They can't do shit to your house until they get a warrant.

Yeah I know but it all just caught me off guard.
Which mod do you dislike? Knajjd?

Honestly all of the ones I've interacted with really because I feel I'm always unfairly treated and unfairly targeted. The whole damn world is against me I swear. When I get in trouble for saying x I've been like "well so and so said x" and they've just been like "then report it" and I did and of course nothing happened to them. But I'm not gonna say anything else because "complaining about the site for the sake of complaining is against the rules" and I got in trouble for THAT too in the past. But seriously crazy shit is posted on this site every day, who gives a fuck?
It makes absolutely zero sense for you to be banned for that. Why the fuck would 50 people report that anyway? Snitches get stitches, especially since I thought we agreed going ER is an option to take.

That's just what the FBI dude said to me. Like others have mentioned it could have been cucktears reporting me en masse and I may have just gotten very unlucky
 
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Very interesting :feelsjuice:
 

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