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The government lets each incel pick one, which would you choose?

Inkler_Spotted

Inkler_Spotted

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- Lifetime NEETbux

- Government issued looksmatched gf

- Free surgeries

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
 
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what are the choices?
 
is there supposed to be a poll
 
NEETbux. A girl forced to be with me is a nightmare waiting to happen and I wouldn't be comfortable with that. And I don't know how I feel on sexbots.
 
Government issued girlfriend. JFL if you think otherwise.
 
Yeah I tried to make a poll and it didn't let me
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Government issued gf, if virgin.
Neetbux if not.
I can't count on sexbots being available while I'm still virile.
 
- Lifetime NEETbux

- Government issued gf

- Free surgeries

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
you should make a poll
free surgeries easy

gf will probably be forced and won't even like me+ she might be ugly
 
Government issued gf, at least I would get some free pussy
 
NeetBux just relax the rest of my life fuck working
 
free surgeries --> become chad ---> get all the rest
 
Sexbot and maybe in the future a waifubot.
 
Nuclear Winter isn't an option? Lifetime NEETbux it is then.
 
only one of these options means not being alone. so i will pick the GF.
 
- Lifetime NEETbux

- Government issued looksmatched gf

- Free surgeries

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available

Free surgeries obviously. Under the condition I can pick any surgeon I want and have the money refunded by the government. Why would I pick a looksmatched gf when I can just surgerymaxx myself to chad? It's possible to go from incel to chad however you need to spend milions on surgeries not some meme shit cockroach surgeons from turkey or some third world countries. You gotta go for first class then they can literally alter your entire face.

That is why all richfags are ALL VOLCEL. Richfags can't be incel it's impossible. They need to spend ALL their money and surgerymaxx asap. Or just go full escort road if they want and hire VIP escorts all day and night and not worry about relationships.
 
- Lifetime NEETbux
Sounds tempting but.

- Government issued looksmatched gf
Which chances are will leave me the chance she gets.

- Free surgeries
Doesn't come with 100% guarantee it would help.

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
This seems like the only 100% guaranteed option for me to be able to live peacefully with someone that would like me for me and have a family.
 
- Lifetime NEETbux
Sounds tempting but.

- Government issued looksmatched gf
Which chances are will leave me the chance she gets.

- Free surgeries
Doesn't come with 100% guarantee it would help.

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
This seems like the only 100% guaranteed option for me to be able to live peacefully with someone that would like me for me and have a family.
The government issued gf would be your property obviously
Free surgeries obviously. Under the condition I can pick any surgeon I want and have the money refunded by the government. Why would I pick a looksmatched gf when I can just surgerymaxx myself to chad? It's possible to go from incel to chad however you need to spend milions on surgeries not some meme shit cockroach surgeons from turkey or some third world countries. You gotta go for first class then they can literally alter your entire face.

That is why all richfags are ALL VOLCEL. Richfags can't be incel it's impossible. They need to spend ALL their money and surgerymaxx asap. Or just go full escort road if they want and hire VIP escorts all day and night and not worry about relationships.
High IQ
 
We could have had free surgeries. I hope ya'll voted for Bernie Sanders.
 
The government issued gf would be your property obviously

I don't have that much trust in any government. There will be some loophole and she would find someone better looking within a week.
 
Neetbux. I hate being a wagie
 
Neetbux nuff said.
 
Neetbux and develope waifubots on my own.
 
If the AI is actually good and lively then I went an AI sexbot that looks like my waifu. Otherwise I want the neetbux.
 
Free surgeries obviously. Under the condition I can pick any surgeon I want and have the money refunded by the government. Why would I pick a looksmatched gf when I can just surgerymaxx myself to chad? It's possible to go from incel to chad however you need to spend milions on surgeries not some meme shit cockroach surgeons from turkey or some third world countries. You gotta go for first class then they can literally alter your entire face.

That is why all richfags are ALL VOLCEL. Richfags can't be incel it's impossible. They need to spend ALL their money and surgerymaxx asap. Or just go full escort road if they want and hire VIP escorts all day and night and not worry about relationships.
yeah I wouldn't hire some pajeet for surgery but some turks are alright, people do a lot of hair transplants there for example. it's not like europe or usa isn't full of bluepilled low T surgeons
 
Government issued waifu for sure.
 
Free surgery tbh
 
Neetbux for life is the most optimal option for me so i shall pick that.
 
- Lifetime NEETbux

- Government issued looksmatched gf

- Free surgeries

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
last one. easily best of the 4
free surgeries --> become chad ---> get all the rest
I have more than enough money for surgeries yet my height isb5'5 making surgery pointless. this is the case for many here. we are too ugly for surgery to fix
 
take the neetbux and just buy whores as necessary
 
Free surgeries EZ
 
- Lifetime NEETbux

- Government issued looksmatched gf

- Free surgeries

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available

A LOVING gf that will stay for the rest of my life. (Assuming there is a girl on this planet who is like that)
 

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