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Blackpill The REAL BLACKPILLED definition of fakecel [seething fakecels won't like this]

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FAKECEL = A MAN HAVING ANY INTIMATE SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A BIOLOGICAL CONSENTING FEMALE AT ANY POINT IN HIS LIFE. *Note that escorts/hookers/prostitutes don't count*. This is including but not limited to: kissing, handjobs, blowjobs, cuddling, anal, P in V, other sexual acts that are not P in V.

Yes this is the real definition. Keep seething fakecels.

If you've EVER had ANY sexual contact with a bio female, no matter how long ago it was, you're fakecel.
If you got a blowjob many years ago or at any point in your life, you're fakecel.
If you kissed a foid (ON THE LIPS) many years ago or at any point in your life, you're fakecel.
If you fucked a "fat girl" years ago or at any point, you're fakecel.


AWALT = if one foid is sexually attracted to you, that means there are multiple others attracted as well. All foids think the same. If you deny this, you're a cuck who believes in NAWALT and think foids are "special unicorns" :soy:.

Fakecel meme

This site should be treated like KHHV.co and/or Truecels.co. If you disagree, you're probably just a failed normie/failed chadlite fakecel.

tagging some based users who will probably agree with this @shii410 @BummerDrummer @Irredeemable @RREEEEEEEEE @Shin no Shi
 
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imagine tagging bummerdrummer while he literally thinks you are the reason for the incel crisis, also hates blacks.
dude stop simping for bummerdrummer ded srs ngl
 
B A S E D
Fakecels are no better than chads or foids
 
Yet a KHHV is Truest of the Incels
 
How can one claim to be incel if they get laid consistently with fat foids? Of course banging fatties doesn't sound very appealing, but it is not inceldom in any way.
 
Here come all the 6'5" tall "truecels".
 
There are no incels on here, everyone is a standardcel.
 
imagine tagging bummerdrummer while he literally thinks you are the reason for the incel crisis, also hates blacks.
dude stop simping for bummerdrummer ded srs ngl
No he didn't. He was joking in the discord bro.

B A S E D
Fakecels are no better than chads or foids
TBH NGL.
Yet a KHHV is Truest of the Incels
We need to rename this site to Truecels.co and ban all the dryspell "incels"
 
people got banned with no proof that they had a relationship or sexual episode
people didn't get banned with proof that they had a relationship or sexual episode
 
"Bro I got a blowjob at 14 year old, it doesn't count! I'm just like you."
 
This is a crabs in the bucket mentality. It also gives excuses to volcels such as @Legendarywristcel
 
@Sparrow's Song
 
@knajjd the biggest fakecel on the site
 
I will make a separate thread about volcels soon.
would only be fair and consistent

but if that's the case. how many users can dumpster dive way below their looksmatch? who knows
 
yeah they just want attention and validation. if women feel sexual attraction to you then in most cases don’t really have a reason to be angry at society

just lol at how they humblebrag about their experiences and try to downplay it. “kisses dont mean anything bro, that’s why I’ve made 100+ threads implicating that I’ve had them”. if it was genuinely such an insignificant thing and didn’t reflect on their ability to attract women then they wouldn’t bring it up
 
yeah they just want attention and validation. if women feel sexual attraction to you then in most cases don’t have much reason to be angry at society

just lol at how they humblebrag about their experiences and try to downplay it. “kisses dont mean anything bro, that’s why I’ve made 100+ threads implicating that I’ve had them”. if it was genuinely such an insignificant thing and didn’t reflect on their ability to attract women then they wouldn’t bring it up
This is why the rules should be made to make this site KHHV.co / truecels.co
 
Even if it happened when the fakecel was a toddler?
 
It's good you didn't kill yourself man.
 
What if you held a girls hand once when you were a beta orbiter?
 
FAKECEL = A MAN HAVING ANY INTIMATE SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A BIOLOGICAL CONSENTING FEMALE AT ANY POINT IN HIS LIFE. *Note that escorts/hookers/prostitutes don't count*. This is including but not limited to: kissing, handjobs, blowjobs, cuddling, anal, P in V, other sexual acts that are not P in V.

Yes this is the real definition. Keep seething fakecels.

If you've EVER had ANY sexual contact with a bio female, no matter how long ago it was, you're fakecel.
If you got a blowjob many years ago or at any point in your life, you're fakecel.
If you kissed a foid (ON THE LIPS) many years ago or at any point in your life, you're fakecel.
If you fucked a "fat girl" years ago or at any point, you're fakecel.


AWALT = if one foid is sexually attracted to you, that means there are multiple others attracted as well. All foids think the same. If you deny this, you're a cuck who believes in NAWALT and think foids are "special unicorns" :soy:.

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This site should be treated like KHHV.co and/or Truecels.co. If you disagree, you're probably just a failed normie/failed chadlite fakecel.

tagging some based users who will probably agree with this @shii410 @BummerDrummer @Irredeemable @RREEEEEEEEE @Shin no Shi
You are right, bro. But are there seriously people here that deny this? Only a fakecel would deny this. A real incel or a truecel would never argue against any sort of "fakecel gatekeeping."
 
And a drop of water is wet
 
You are right, bro. But are there seriously people here that deny this? Only a fakecel would deny this. A real incel or a truecel would never argue against any sort of "fakecel gatekeeping."
BASED.

As long as the gatekeeping doesn't go as far as "all ethnics are fakecel" or "all X race is fakecel" then its fine.
 
Beyond based and fire
 
imagine tagging bummerdrummer while he literally thinks you are the reason for the incel crisis, also hates blacks.
dude stop simping for bummerdrummer ded srs ngl
It’s bigger than that son. It’s a multi layered multi racial cog that deals with social, racial, political, economical and ethical climates
 
No. She was no older than 10 (I'm pretty sure).
:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:

@LOLI BREEDING @JosefMengelecel @Haywire @Pumkin @Robtical @Mainländer

this man mogs many chads who didnt get to kiss such sweet young lolis
 
No. She was no older than 10 (I'm pretty sure).
Bro... How old were you when this happened?

If you were any older than 13 its over for your irl reputation and life if you mention this.
 
Bro... How old were you when this happened?

If you were any older than 13 its over for your irl reputation and life if you mention this.
I can't remember. But all I remember was that I used tounges and my saliva was all over her face. Kek.
 
imagine tagging bummerdrummer while he literally thinks you are the reason for the incel crisis, also hates blacks.
dude stop simping for bummerdrummer ded srs ngl
JFL, as based as colton is, in the end he rlly has a masochist fetish for racist whites.

Type of black Guy that gets aroused when he is called a nigger lol, pathetic tbh ngl
 
Cuz he wanna brag, that is a natural human thing. Whether it deserves a ban or not is unknown
Maybe ur right ngl. I feel terrible about it. But at same time I regret nothing.
 
Cuz idc about this place anymore tbh.

Idc if I grt banned tbh.

Dude..I literally did nothing. We were both kids. We were playing. Next thing I know we were kissing.
Why do you still browse? Lying little rat.
 

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