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SuicideFuel The world is like Dante's 9th circle of hell for ugly men, while for Chads its like the garden of Eden

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metabuxx

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Chad
- Received a blowjob from nurses the day he was born
- Girls threw their panties at him the moment he stepped inside the classroom
- Got straight A's because foid teachers didn't want to make him sad
- Had a harem full of Stacies in college
- Has orgies like the Roman emperor Caligula
- Hailed and worshiped by foids and simps where he went
- Gets promoted at job every other month by fucking his bosses wives which their bosses asked him to do so they could jerk off to wives getting what they can't give
- Becomes a millionaire and has a regular supply of virgin pussies till he dies
- Even in heaven angels fuck and suck him dry

Sub-8 ugly men
- His mother left him at the hospital the day he was born because she thought he was the incarnation of the Antichrist
- Nurses threw him in a dumpster because they couldn't stand his hideous face
- Foids in his classroom threw up the moment he entered
- Had to repeat grades multiple times because foids teachers said that he was """eye raping""" them
- Stacies covered up even when he accidentally gazed in their direction
- Was accused of sexual harassment by a Becky when he said "hello" to her
- Was expelled from college and worked as a janitor at the sanitation department
- Never got a promotion because of his """""bad personality"""""
- Died as a touchless virgin at job due to a cardiac arrest
- No one even held a funeral for him and threw his body along with the waste in the landfill
- In Hell he was raped by faggot rapists and the devil
 
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Brutal dantepill
 
The water is wet. But, it made me laugh how real it can be :feelsokman:.
 
³Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
⁴Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
⁵Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the Earth.
⁶Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
⁷Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
⁸Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
⁹Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.
¹⁰Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
¹¹Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me.
¹²Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.


those who have never sinned please raise your hand.
 

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