There was a spider on my cum rag

UglyBongola

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And by cum rag i mean old t shirt

Woke up busted a quick nut to a Instagram whore wiped up my dick and once i toss it to the floor I see a big spider on it

Was probably eating my sperm

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Smitty

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Disgusting creatures created by foid nature to punish ugly mem alongside everything else thats unpleasant.
 
pp183

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ihaveno1

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There was a bug on my pillow last night
 
FemoidsGTFO

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You have a t shirt that you use to cum in and clean yourself? Utterly disgusting :feelsUgh:
 
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Strong nofap fuel. Fapping is one of the worst times to see insects besides when taking a shower or bath tbh
 
Feces

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Title made me lol so hard I sharted my briefs
 
TheSecondComing

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you impregnated a spider
 
MartinLutherCoon

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Zettacel

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Interesting factoid.
 
Grothendieck

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I fap in the showers.
You guys are disgusting as fuck.
 
Grothendieck

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Without porn? While standing? Isn't that uncomfortable af.
I watch porn but not while cooming. It's not fun, you bust within a few seconds. With strong imagination you can keep on stroking lil junior for several minutes. The orgasms are euphoric and you literally don't have to clean anything afterwards. Win-Win situation.
 
Caesercel

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I watch porn but not while cooming. It's not fun, you bust within a few seconds. With strong imagination you can keep on stroking lil junior for several minutes. The orgasms are euphoric and you literally don't have to clean anything afterwards. Win-Win situation.
Nowadays I am not even sure I can get it up without porn. I used to do the "watch porn first coom later" routine. But only bcz of lack of privacy and opportunity. I realized if you're gonna do it later might as well use your own imagi ation instead of porn. The scenarios are better.
 
Cowcel

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Congratulations! You are going to have Human-Spider hybrid babies!
 
Zettacel

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