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JFL This is how every normie house party goes.

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I’ve been to a few house parties before (INB4 :chad:) and it’s pure black pill. Here is pretty much how it goes:

normies / Incels are standing around and talking to as many girls as possible before the inevitable mog happens. And before they know it, HE appears:
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CHAD HAS ARRIVED!

At this point, all the women begin to circle chad, trying to impress him as much as possible. Normies and incels alike begin to realize it has begun, the inevitable mogging contest. They slowly start gathering to the kitchen, making a line, grabbing the knives to begin slitting their wrists as they have no chance at success.

Chad is having the time of his life as he is in his natural habitat, when all of a sudden the foids start staring at the front door, chad gazes over and he is in disbelief, for HE has appeared!
:
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GIGA CHAD HAS BLESSED THEM WITH HIS PRESENCE

Giga chad confidently takes over the room with a mere glare, chad is starting to self doubt. Giga chad stares him down with direct eye contact, chad looks down in submissiveness. Chad slowly walks away in defeat, the harem belongs to giga chad. All the women now circle giga chad, and begin getting on their knees, ready to take him in their mouth. giga chad smirks as he’s done this 1000 times over, when all of a sudden, a gigantic burst happens at the front door! Giga chad begins to get nervous as he doesn’t know what’s going on! as the dust begins to clear, they all gaze their eyes on the being standing before them:
TERRA CHAD HAS ARRIVED!
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Giga chad doesn’t even challenge him. Giga chad simply crawls away to the corner, sitting down in defeat next to chad. The foids are now squirting uncontrollably at the mere site of him! All the Foids are now lined up and bending over getting ready to be taken, terra chad grins, as this is his rightful place. But wait.....terra chad, alongside everyone else, can sense something. Suddenly, the ROOF BEGINS TO SPLIT OPEN. “IT” HAS ARRIVED!:
OMNI CHAD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
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Levitating above them, with a mere wave of his hand, OMNI chad commands terra chad to remember his place! Terra chad immediately falls to the floor and swiftly stumbles over next to chad and giga chad. The foids adapt as always, and now know who’s in charge. Omni chad slowly levitates down to the floor, zipping down his zipper as the foids are all ready bent over in position to be taken. Normies and incels have already bled out on the kitchen floor, no life remains in them. Chad, giga chad, and terra chad all kneel before OMNI chad, accepting him as the Alpha who calls all the shots.

Chad, giga chad, and terra chad all accept the brutal reality, ITS A MOG OR BE MOGGED WORLD. And there is ALWAYS a bigger chad.

@Personalityinkwell @PersonaDickcel @FastBananaCEO @Incel Gamer @BlkPillPres @Adachi @St. Incel @Colvin76
 
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Natural selection in the dating market is cruel
 
Nice one, I read half of it
 
It's funny because gigachad mogs all of them aesthetically. Also great post, laff'd
 
This post was meant for people with 8th grade level of attention span bare minimum. Makes sense why you couldn’t get through it.
Brutal, it was a genuine compliment
 
I’ve been to a few house parties before (INB4 :chad:) and it’s pure black pill. Here is pretty much how it goes:

normies / Incels are standing around and talking to as many girls as possible before the inevitable mog happens. And before they know it, HE appears:
View attachment 365623 CHAD HAS ARRIVED!

At this point, all the women begin to circle chad, trying to impress him as much as possible. Normies and incels alike begin to realize it has begun, the inevitable mogging contest. They slowly start gathering to the kitchen, making a line, grabbing the knives to begin slitting their wrists as they have no chance at success.

Chad is having the time of his life as he is in his natural habitat, when all of a sudden the foids start staring at the front door, chad gazes over and he is in disbelief, for HE has appeared!
:
View attachment 365625 GIGA CHAD HAS BLESSED THEM WITH HIS PRESENCE

Giga chad confidently takes over the room with a mere glare, chad is starting to self doubt. Giga chad stares him down with direct eye contact, chad looks down in submissiveness. Chad slowly walks away in defeat, the harem belongs to giga chad. All the women now circle giga chad, and begin getting on their knees, ready to take him in their mouth. giga chad smirks as he’s done this 1000 times over, when all of a sudden, a gigantic burst happens at the front door! Giga chad begins to get nervous as he doesn’t know what’s going on! as the dust begins to clear, they all gaze their eyes on the being standing before them:
TERRA CHAD HAS ARRIVED! View attachment 365631

Giga chad doesn’t even challenge him. Giga chad simply crawls away to the corner, sitting down in defeat next to chad. The foids are now squirting uncontrollably at the mere site of him! All the Foids are now lined up and bending over getting ready to be taken, terra chad grins, as this is his rightful place. But wait.....terra chad, alongside everyone else, can sense something. Suddenly, the ROOF BEGINS TO SPLIT OPEN. “IT” HAS ARRIVED!:
OMNI CHAD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDINGView attachment 365633

Levitating above them, with a mere wave of his hand, OMNI chad commands terra chad to remember his place! Terra chad immediately falls to the floor and swiftly stumbles over next to chad and giga chad. The foids adapt as always, and now know who’s in charge. Omni chad slowly levitates down to the floor, zipping down his zipper as the foids are all ready bent over in position to be taken. Normies and incels have already bled out on the kitchen floor, no life remains in them. Chad, giga chad, and terra chad all kneel before OMNI chad, accepting him as the Alpha who calls all the shots.

Chad, giga chad, and terra chad all accept the brutal reality, ITS A MOG OR BE MOGGED WORLD. And there is ALWAYS a bigger chad.

@Personalityinkwell @PersonaDickcel @FastBananaCEO @Incel Gamer @BlkPillPres @Adachi @St. Incel @Colvin76

audio version:


View: https://voca.ro/17WdYOwo9jnk
 
You sound like effeminate german dude. Maybe prettyboy in another life
pretty much. im from germany and a pussy in real life so yeah. figures that my voice would be gay too.
 
Hypergamy really is a chadception of mogging and competition, all so foids can take the seed of centillion-millinillion-googolplex chad.

This is why monogamy needs to be enforced, else foids cause this never ending cancer
 
it's a mog or be mogged world out there
 
cavillpill is too brutal
 
Women just ruin parties in general. It could have just been a bunch of bros kicking it and having fun
 
This is hilarious, but the analogy behind it is very much true. Unless you're the top .000000000000001%, you shouldn't feel safe tbh.
 
You forgot to mention that Tera-Chad, Giga-Chad and Chad went home with the Karens, Omni-Chad got the Stacy and the incel jerked off in the restroom and went home alone (as always).
 
You forgot to mention that Tera-Chad, Giga-Chad and Chad went home with the Karens, Omni-Chad got the Stacy and the incel jerked off in the restroom and went home alone (as always).
Nah the incel was dead & the normie jerked it but later lied to his buds he got laid.
 
Chadception, superman theme would of been lol.

Internet access fucked it big time, she now has a magic mirror to search out the prince charming across the land.

hmm yes but I couldn't take the main theme because it doesnt fit the progressive chaddening up of the story.
Look at this:

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The top track is the music I used, called "The Planet Krypton."
As you can see from the visual profile, it fits perfectely, with each successive "spike" refering to a new chad.

In comparison the lower track, does not have a profile that is advantageous in a similar manner.
 

Im not going to lie was one of the funniest vocaroos in existance

but an addendum

with the indian music i think it would have been uber funny if you flip the premise

the build up leads to whhhhhat appears

bbbbbbbbbbbbbut

the holy BALDING INDIAN JANITOR

BRANDISHING HIS MOP

SWATS AWAY ALL CHADS

AND CLEANS UP ALL FOIDS
 
Ok omnichad
Actually, Omni chad allowed me to survive to tell low value men how these parties usually go down. It was a tactic so we wouldn’t even bother looksmaxxing. We could never compete with them. It’s over
 
hmm yes but I couldn't take the main theme because it doesnt fit the progressive chaddening up of the story.
Look at this:

View attachment 365777

The top track is the music I used, called "The Planet Krypton."
As you can see from the visual profile, it fits perfectely, with each successive "spike" refering to a new chad.

In comparison the lower track, does not have a profile that is advantageous in a similar manner.

Ah the folly of when things don't simply come together naturally but require more effort than it's worth. Is a shame.
 
I’ve been to a few house parties before (INB4 :chad:) and it’s pure black pill. Here is pretty much how it goes:

normies / Incels are standing around and talking to as many girls as possible before the inevitable mog happens. And before they know it, HE appears:
View attachment 365623 CHAD HAS ARRIVED!

At this point, all the women begin to circle chad, trying to impress him as much as possible. Normies and incels alike begin to realize it has begun, the inevitable mogging contest. They slowly start gathering to the kitchen, making a line, grabbing the knives to begin slitting their wrists as they have no chance at success.

Chad is having the time of his life as he is in his natural habitat, when all of a sudden the foids start staring at the front door, chad gazes over and he is in disbelief, for HE has appeared!
:
View attachment 365625 GIGA CHAD HAS BLESSED THEM WITH HIS PRESENCE

Giga chad confidently takes over the room with a mere glare, chad is starting to self doubt. Giga chad stares him down with direct eye contact, chad looks down in submissiveness. Chad slowly walks away in defeat, the harem belongs to giga chad. All the women now circle giga chad, and begin getting on their knees, ready to take him in their mouth. giga chad smirks as he’s done this 1000 times over, when all of a sudden, a gigantic burst happens at the front door! Giga chad begins to get nervous as he doesn’t know what’s going on! as the dust begins to clear, they all gaze their eyes on the being standing before them:
TERRA CHAD HAS ARRIVED! View attachment 365631

Giga chad doesn’t even challenge him. Giga chad simply crawls away to the corner, sitting down in defeat next to chad. The foids are now squirting uncontrollably at the mere site of him! All the Foids are now lined up and bending over getting ready to be taken, terra chad grins, as this is his rightful place. But wait.....terra chad, alongside everyone else, can sense something. Suddenly, the ROOF BEGINS TO SPLIT OPEN. “IT” HAS ARRIVED!:
OMNI CHAD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDINGView attachment 365633

Levitating above them, with a mere wave of his hand, OMNI chad commands terra chad to remember his place! Terra chad immediately falls to the floor and swiftly stumbles over next to chad and giga chad. The foids adapt as always, and now know who’s in charge. Omni chad slowly levitates down to the floor, zipping down his zipper as the foids are all ready bent over in position to be taken. Normies and incels have already bled out on the kitchen floor, no life remains in them. Chad, giga chad, and terra chad all kneel before OMNI chad, accepting him as the Alpha who calls all the shots.

Chad, giga chad, and terra chad all accept the brutal reality, ITS A MOG OR BE MOGGED WORLD. And there is ALWAYS a bigger chad.

@Personalityinkwell @PersonaDickcel @FastBananaCEO @Incel Gamer @BlkPillPres @Adachi @St. Incel @Colvin76
funny shit
bumping an ancient thread

because they are no good threads on is now the larpers have taken over

lol
 
This was some funny shit.
 

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