StSausageCel
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There's this absolutely fucking retarded dude in my college class. He's not attractive, but might be the most fearless and carefree person I've ever seen. He challenges teachers, makes jokes, laughs insanely loud and frequently, I think you get the gist.
Anyway, I've always thought I mogged this guy. And his behaviour always annoyed me, because in my head I was like "dude do you think girls will like this absolutely obnoxious behaviour you're displaying everyday?"
Well, today, I saw him with two beautiful girls in his arms. Yep. I was stunned at what I was seeing. There I was coping alone on a bench, and this dumb guy was already doing all I'd ever dreamt of, in two years of college. I became so sad, I almost cried.
Then I started thinking. This wasn't the first time I'd seen a guy like this inexplicably get girls. I started remembering all the guys I'd ever seen in my life that made me think "really? Girls like HIM?". They all shared similar traits with this guy.
Then I realized, I'm extremely introverted. I don't do anything that puts me in positions to ascend. I don't take risks. And yes, I know Chad doesn't have to try. But in 2020, even normies have to shoot their shot like crazy, in order to get laid.
So basically, I probably have to act like a fucking retard to ascend, since apparently girls prefer that over being quiet, which is evidently as big an offence as murder. I've always thought of myself as coming across as a deep, mysterious, interesting individual. But now that I've seen the guys that girls go for, I'm going to watch some "introvert to extrovert" videos, and I'll report back on what I experienced.
So basically, even if you're not ugly, if you're not an outspoken, carefree man in 2020, it's over for you. Women don't like quiet, shy men, no matter what they say. They think just cause some one makes a lot of fucking noise, that means he's confident.
Anyway, I've always thought I mogged this guy. And his behaviour always annoyed me, because in my head I was like "dude do you think girls will like this absolutely obnoxious behaviour you're displaying everyday?"
Well, today, I saw him with two beautiful girls in his arms. Yep. I was stunned at what I was seeing. There I was coping alone on a bench, and this dumb guy was already doing all I'd ever dreamt of, in two years of college. I became so sad, I almost cried.
Then I started thinking. This wasn't the first time I'd seen a guy like this inexplicably get girls. I started remembering all the guys I'd ever seen in my life that made me think "really? Girls like HIM?". They all shared similar traits with this guy.
Then I realized, I'm extremely introverted. I don't do anything that puts me in positions to ascend. I don't take risks. And yes, I know Chad doesn't have to try. But in 2020, even normies have to shoot their shot like crazy, in order to get laid.
So basically, I probably have to act like a fucking retard to ascend, since apparently girls prefer that over being quiet, which is evidently as big an offence as murder. I've always thought of myself as coming across as a deep, mysterious, interesting individual. But now that I've seen the guys that girls go for, I'm going to watch some "introvert to extrovert" videos, and I'll report back on what I experienced.
So basically, even if you're not ugly, if you're not an outspoken, carefree man in 2020, it's over for you. Women don't like quiet, shy men, no matter what they say. They think just cause some one makes a lot of fucking noise, that means he's confident.