JFL Toilet fucks her boyfriends chad friend & gets pregnant after knowing him for only a few hours

[Deleted member 1252]

JFL. So this toilet is already in a LTR with her high tier normie boyfriend and wants to marry him. His chad friend comes to visit for one day and after being left alone with him for only a few hours she fucks him on the sofa and is pregnant with his chad offspring.

Also JFL at how easily she got pregnant with his powerful chad sperm. Most couples have to try for months before achieving pregnancy but his Olympic swimmer sperm fly up her cervix in nanoseconds and crack into her egg with no effort. Of course, they were given a 10 inch headstart from his gargantuan chad penis.

Also JFL at how the agony aunt then advises her to basically keep the baby by telling her it’s probably her boyfriends (she obviously knows it’s not since she never fucks him). They don’t want to see a chad baby get aborted because it is every toilets duty to ensure the maximum number of chads survive.

There you go boyos, even if you were a 7/10 this is what you get from life.

I had sex with my partner's best mate and now I'm worried I might be pregnant with his baby

DEAR DEIDRE: I HAD sex with my partner’s best mate. Now I think I am pregnant and it might be his baby. My partner and I have a great relationship. We have been together four years and are talking …

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

“I love my partner and his mate values his friendship too much to hurt him.”

Clearly not if you decided to fuck each other on his sofa you fucking whore.

 

[CrackingYs]

A toilet will never abort Chad's baby because its her primary biological drive to reproduce with Chad at all costs. This overrides all other considerations. It doesnt even matter if she will get dumped by her beta, or if she will be poor or single. As long as her children have Chad's DNA and are attractive she knows they will be successful and she has fulfilled her biological purpose as a mother.

 

[Boneworksfan69420]

Whore gets what she deserves hopefully.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

What a fucking whore

 

[sub8male]

I hate foids

 

[Deleted member 10124]

“I love my partner and his mate values his friendship too much to hurt him.”

Clearly not if you decided to fuck each other on his sofa you fucking whore.

Revolting, but that is everyday here in the West.

He should consider himself lucky that the dog didn't joined in as well and the whore got pregnant with a chimera or whatever the fuck pops out from all that degeneracy.

Foids fuck more dogs here in the West than muslims fuck goats in the Middle East.

A toilet will never abort Chad's baby because its her primary biological drive to reproduce with Chad at all costs. This overrides all other considerations. It doesnt even matter if she will get dumped by her beta, or if she will be poor or single. As long as her children have Chad's DNA and are attractive she knows they will be successful and she has fulfilled her biological purpose as a mother.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Hope her “boyfriend” goes ER on her tbh

 

[radishman]

Hilarious that guys still LTR these cum dumpsters.

 

[Deleted member 23453]

Be very wary of trying to pass off a baby as his when actually it is his mate’s. That’s a dangerous secret to try to keep.

Jfl, she's not even saying "Tell him the truth", she's just saying be careful.

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

Lmao she just ruined relations of all of them

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Whore gets what she deserves hopefully.

Not really, the cuck is going to support her and the baby chad

 

[Boneworksfan69420]

Not really, the cuck is going to support her and the baby chad

kind of a shame

 

[Emba]

How completely unexpected!

 

[Made in Heaven]

“I love my partner and his mate values his friendship too much to hurt him.”

Clearly not if you decided to fuck each other on his sofa you fucking whore.

Male friendship, or bromance, is utter BS. One whiff of pussy, and all men turn into Cable and Able

 

[Deleted member 19546]

This is what awaits you if you ascend as a sub-8 male.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Islam might be right about women.

 

[TheIncredibleIncel]

I'd kill them both.

 

[Deleted member 25223]

This is what awaits you if you ascend as a sub-8 male.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Does she have any loyalty?

 

[FlyFace]

Does she have any loyalty?

A Toilets first and only loyalty is to Chad.

Islam might be right about women.

It is.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Lmao you guys lapping these fake news. Come on, if there isn't any proof than it's fake. The basic rule of internet. Also not clicking that link cuz water is wet. And hoes gonna hoe

 

[Deleted member 20987]

Dear Deidre "problem" column has always been about toilets bragging. Same old fucking Chad's best friend, claiming they have more than one Chad in their life or some toilet wife saying she's fucking her personal trainer behind her 23 year old husbands back.

Toilets gonna toilet.

Either that or its some delusional psycho foid living out her hallucinations- aka "larping".

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

This is what awaits you if you ascend as a sub-8 male.

B-b-but sub8 theory is too extreme

 

[Deleted member 26010]

Not a hint of shame either. It's over for lovely, kind non-gorgeous non-chads

 

[Reprobus]

JFL. So this toilet is already in a LTR with her high tier normie boyfriend and wants to marry him. His chad friend comes to visit for one day and after being left alone with him for only a few hours she fucks him on the sofa and is pregnant with his chad offspring.

Also JFL at how easily she got pregnant with his powerful chad sperm. Most couples have to try for months before achieving pregnancy but his Olympic swimmer sperm fly up her cervix in nanoseconds and crack into her egg with no effort. Of course, they were given a 10 inch headstart from his gargantuan chad penis.

Also JFL at how the agony aunt then advises her to basically keep the baby by telling her it’s probably her boyfriends (she obviously knows it’s not since she never fucks him). They don’t want to see a chad baby get aborted because it is every toilets duty to ensure the maximum number of chads survive.

There you go boyos, even if you were a 7/10 this is what you get from life.

I had sex with my partner's best mate and now I'm worried I might be pregnant with his baby

DEAR DEIDRE: I HAD sex with my partner’s best mate. Now I think I am pregnant and it might be his baby. My partner and I have a great relationship. We have been together four years and are talking …

www.thesun.co.uk

Women cheat all the time they just don’t get caught

 

[Incel Gamer]

A toilet will never abort Chad's baby because its her primary biological drive to reproduce with Chad at all costs. This overrides all other considerations. It doesnt even matter if she will get dumped by her beta, or if she will be poor or single. As long as her children have Chad's DNA and are attractive she knows they will be successful and she has fulfilled her biological purpose as a mother.

HOLY BASED IS SHIT THIS!

 

[FinnCel]

Imagine being a woman, all you have to do is not to cheat.
And you still fucking fail

 

[Dregster]

What a fucking whore

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

Imagine being a woman, all you have to do is not to cheat.
And you still fucking fail

Her biology tells her to fail.

 

[DarthSpectra]

Don't try if she has a boyfriend bro! Women are loyal...

Another stupid cope debunked. If you are attractive enough, females will simply forget their boyfriends and jump on you.

 

[The Abyss]

Oh look, UK, an absolute shithole full of deceitful scum.

A woman's pregnancy odds are based on how into her partner she is, if she's got an attractive man fucking her she goes into heat & the "her cervix lowered" trope seen in hentai kicks in. She's more receptive to pregnancy.

 

[cryptic__egg]

The rage fuel is real.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Jfl @ foids.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Her biology tells her to fail.

The Scorpion and the Frog - Wikipedia

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[OldIncel]

2 thousand years ago, we stoned women for doing this. Where have these days gone?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

2 thousand years ago, we stoned women for doing this. Where have these days gone?

men have lost their tesosterone, lost their masculinity all for pursuit of imaginary money which is hoarded by likes, WASPs and various other parasites

 

[watcher]

They don’t want to see a chad baby get aborted

Brutal. Feminism dies when there is a Chad baby at stake...

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Of course she’s pregnant

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Who are these "friends" man?? Wow, fuck your friends wife at his house. Lol at normie friendships.

 

[Made in Heaven]

Oh look, UK, an absolute shithole full of deceitful scum.

A woman's pregnancy odds are based on how into her partner she is, if she's got an attractive man fucking her she goes into heat & the "her cervix lowered" trope seen in hentai kicks in. She's more receptive to pregnancy.

is there scientific proof for this claim? just curious. I've also heard they get pregnant easier via rape

 

[The Abyss]

is there scientific proof for this claim? just curious. I've also heard they get pregnant easier via rape

Not exactly what you asked for but in a pinch:

Fertility: 'Wild, energetic sex is key to conception'

Couples who relax and enjoy sex are more likely to produce a baby, claims new study

www.theguardian.com

How to Get Pregnant Fast, According to Actual Science

See through all the myths and see what experts and research have to say about how to get pregnant fast, from tweaking your eating habits and tracking ovulation to reducing stress.

www.shape.com

Why you’re more likely to get pregnant from and one-night stand

Recent news revealed the Archbishop of Canterbury, was the product of a one night stand. His mother was undoubtedly surprised at the revelation, but science suggests she shouldn't be.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Men are more attracted to women when they're ovulating

Researchers have confirmed that men really do find women more attractive when they are ovulating.

amp.insider.com

Skimming the titles the consensus is that women are more into sex with new partners, will probably give off signs of being more down to fuck during estrous cycles than any other time, why? Hormones raging at their hardest & deep down she knows she wants the better genetics & will openly pursue said man, when she's calmed down (no different than when a man is rock hard & after thinks why did I lust after that once he's shot his load & the head upstairs in in control again) she'll go back to her more reliable slave betabuxxer giving her the lifestyle she wants. One to fuck, one to cuck for bucks.

The pregnancy via rape is the bodies response from eons ago telling her this man is the one that beat the other men therefore best genetics so I'll take his seed, no different than when male animals fight for the right to mate. Her brain can't understand what's going on but her body knows the truth. You propose this theory to normies & you're a monster but then can the average person explain DNA or every aspect of how a human is wired & limited by our genetics, no? Then fuck them, their opinion is irrelevant & fueled by bias rather than cold hard facts. They're being subjective over objective & there ain't no room for that in the science of life & creation. We've been around fucking & bringing babies into the world long before a code of laws was created telling us that a woman decides who she lets inside her. Ya think biology suddenly respects a red light as you're meant to stop now?

 

[Dionysus]

Second paragraph sounds borderline gay

 

[ionlycopenow]

Dave Chapelle talked about this, I believe

 

[Made in Heaven]

Not exactly what you asked for but in a pinch:

Fertility: 'Wild, energetic sex is key to conception'

Couples who relax and enjoy sex are more likely to produce a baby, claims new study

www.theguardian.com

How to Get Pregnant Fast, According to Actual Science

See through all the myths and see what experts and research have to say about how to get pregnant fast, from tweaking your eating habits and tracking ovulation to reducing stress.

www.shape.com

Why you’re more likely to get pregnant from and one-night stand

Recent news revealed the Archbishop of Canterbury, was the product of a one night stand. His mother was undoubtedly surprised at the revelation, but science suggests she shouldn't be.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Men are more attracted to women when they're ovulating

Researchers have confirmed that men really do find women more attractive when they are ovulating.

amp.insider.com

Skimming the titles the consensus is that women are more into sex with new partners, will probably give off signs of being more down to fuck during estrous cycles than any other time, why? Hormones raging at their hardest & deep down she knows she wants the better genetics & will openly pursue said man, when she's calmed down (no different than when a man is rock hard & after thinks why did I lust after that once he's shot his load & the head upstairs in in control again) she'll go back to her more reliable slave betabuxxer giving her the lifestyle she wants. One to fuck, one to cuck for bucks.

The pregnancy via rape is the bodies response from eons ago telling her this man is the one that beat the other men therefore best genetics so I'll take his seed, no different than when male animals fight for the right to mate. Her brain can't understand what's going on but her body knows the truth. You propose this theory to normies & you're a monster but then can the average person explain DNA or every aspect of how a human is wired & limited by our genetics, no? Then fuck them, their opinion is irrelevant & fueled by bias rather than cold hard facts. They're being subjective over objective & there ain't no room for that in the science of life & creation. We've been around fucking & bringing babies into the world long before a code of laws was created telling us that a woman decides who she lets inside her. Ya think biology suddenly respects a red light as you're meant to stop now?

I always knew the thing about rape making pregnancy easier, hence why I never gave a shit about things like marital rape or having concubines/slave. Like you say, a man raping a women tells her body he is superior to her, which makes her desire his genes. It's an act of dominance, simply put. What matters is if she's taken care of by the man afterwards. Although I guess some level of consent on her part would also be necassary, just for the sake of stablizing society and preventing mass rapes.

Tell me about it. Propose any biological realities over how reproduction works, or how men can benefit by exploiting certain biological quirks, and you get called a creep. FFS, my recent ban on THIS SITE was for this exact reason, the fact that I was pointing out that seducing younger girls leads to a higher chance of reproductive success, even if you're relatively unattractive, which is why age of marriage was as low as 7 a mere 100 yrs ago.

Don't get me wrong, its not like I'm approving of rape, molestation, or w/e. Not all instincts are good, and many do need to be controlled. Arguing that because we have an instinct, that it is then justified to act on it is misplaced, as many instincts are dangerous. The desire to murder being one of them. Though other instincts can be good, such as the natural instinct of believeing in a higher divine power. Though coming up with an effective system that strikes a good balance between allowing a society to be stable but also express their natural urge to reproduce is necassary.

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

Brutal. Feminism dies when there is a Chad baby at stake...

Feminism only applies to sub8 males.

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

Cheating needs to be illegal