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Story [Truecel Confession] I've Been Larping Online As A 47yr Old Convicted Child Molester For Two Years Just So I Can Bask In The Hatred People React With

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Sparrow's Song

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I first got the idea after I got home from shopping at a Wal-Mart a few years ago. This was before I started wearing an eye patch whenever I went outside. I noticed that due to my enopthalmos and asymmetrical brow ridge, strangers would give me these horrible looks like I was the creepiest, inbred child molester they have ever seen. When I was looking up pictures of men with enopthalmos on google, I noticed that enopthalmos literally makes you look like a creepy toddler rapist. Then I looked up child molester mugshots and it appears that enopthalmos is a common trait among child molesters, in fact I would say that enopthalmos is such a child molester feature that any man who is afflicted with enopthalmos is literally a child molester whether they have molested children or not. If you have enopthalmos, society has assigned the role of child molester to you, you don't have a choice... that's how people will see you until you get surgery or rope.

So I decided to to see how people would react to enopthalmos with words because it's not like I talked to all the people irl who gave me looks of disgust and disdain. The best way to see how people react to men with enopthalmos is to see how people react to convicted child molesters. So I started larping as one so I could get an idea of what is going on inside of people's heads when they see my face irl.

My first experiment started on Battlefield 4. I was friends with a based boomer who always had fun with the type of trolling I did and I asked him if I could troll his boomer Battlefield 4 friends by pretending to be a convicted child molester and he thought it was hilarious and couldn't wait to watch the fun go down. I'm low inhib and have a decent voice, so the only people who hate me instantly in voice chat are tyronelite zoomers and Mexicans who think they are black. I get along well with poor people and drug addicts. My boomer friend invited a white, conservative, father of three who was also a major PizzaGate believer, long after PizzaGate had been debunked. I couldn't just say I was a convicted child molester out of nowhere because that would seem like trolling. My friend helped me out with the larp by pretending to live in the same apartment I just moved in. I hooked this first guy in when he heard me say "yeah, I had to knock on everyone's door and introduce myself and my landlord has already talked to my parole officer"... The guy was like "what the fuck? Are you a pedo or something?"... That's when the fun would start. I told him an elaborate story about how I went to prison for ten years committing sexual acts and making child porn with a neighbor's six year old son in 2007. I picked 2007 because that was the year chad gave me enopthalmos with his Germanic fists of feminism and the year I consider the end of my life and the beginning of my current existence as a rotting corpse and truecel with a convicted child molester face. I didn't even research how long prison sentences are for that kind of thing, I just winged it. Didn't matter, he took the bait. It was hilarious, he was screaming in the mic and telling me I'm the worst scum on the earth and Jesus was going to send me to hell. He kept saying he would beat me nearly to death, then tortured me for weeks in a basement before killing me. He talked about getting "his friends in the government" to track down where I live so he could kick down my door and kill me at my place (I actually wish someone would have done that because not only would I get to die, some virtue signaling white knight would do 25 to life for murdering a man over an internet trolling larp). The boomers and normtards would act so tough online it would be hard to keep up the act and not accidentally reveal myself as a troll larp by laughing. This guy went on to spread the news to all his friends and everyone he knew. I had several new messages in my inbox every day from people calling me things like "kiddy diddling piece of shit" or "fucking faggot nonce", I would get several death threats a week. I mentioned that I was 47 in my larp so people kept finding 47 yr old child molester mugshots and doxxes and spreading them around saying it was me. I'm sure several actual child molesters where harassed by these people because they thought they were me. It felt good to know how much people hate me, how much people wanted to torture me and kill me. I finally had a good idea of what people irl think of me when they see my asymmetrical eye area. I was addicted to this larp and the hatred being directed at me, all the people who wanted to hurt me or kill me gave my brain a boner. I kept doing this larp in party chats on PS4 for like a year and had at least thirty more fathers and cucks who thought they were heroes for yelling at me and threatening me over the internet.

I expanded this larp into reddit and ex-criminal forums online. I would always get LOADS of comments from people threatening me, telling me I'm a piece of shit and so forth. Often, the moderators would remove my threads because they would be more active than everyone else's threads because everyone would just be calling me an evil pedo and threatening to have me doxxed. I still continue this larp to this day. There are a dozen people who claimed to be offering a $100 reward for my identity and location. Unfortunately, somehow a few people found out I was larping when. A guy literally went tryhard on me and grabbed my IP to find my city and state. Then he looked for 47yr old convicted child molesters who served 10 years for a crime committed in 2007. He couldn't find anyone in my area who perfectly matched the description of my larp I gave him. Eventually, a friend of my friend who was in on the larp told him I was larping and why I was doing it. Then the guy with the IP grabber went around telling a bunch of the people who were spamming me death threats and shit that I was a larper. He was being a soyboy cuck about it and tried to call me mentally ill, I told him I was facially ill and I told him that I'm a convicted child molester no matter what because that's what me face look like. I was pretty upset that he did this because the hatred people had for me and all of the threats were my main cope at the time.

I wish there was a way I could get officially registered as a convicted child molester without actually molesting a toddler. I saw this documentary about a trailer park with for child molesters that were rejected from every other place they tried to live. That would be a great place for me because I wouldn't be getting facemogged or lifemogged that hard by people. there. All my neighbors would be worthless ugly scum just like me and we'd all be hated equally. I hate living around symmetrical faced people who aren't worthless and waiting to die like I am. There needs to be segregation. If facial surgery isn't covered by healthcare, the government should at least offer a program where they falsify records in your behalf so that any ugly faced man can be a convicted child molester without molesting a kid or doing prison time. Just give me the member's card, send me to the pedo trailer park, and give me pedobux. When you have enopthalmos and asymmetrical brow ridge, you have no future, no career, no friends, no relationships... you will die alone hated by the world and seen as subhuman trash... just like old child molester. That's why I identify as Trans-Convicted Child Molester, my lack of child molestation and prison time should not prevent me from having the same status and treatment as a biological convicted child molester, my face is all that should matter.
 
Then he looked for 47yr old convicted child molesters who served 10 years for a crime committed in 2007. He couldn't find anyone in my area who perfectly matched the description of my larp I gave him. Eventually, a friend of my friend who was in on the larp told him I was larping and why I was doing it. Then the guy with the IP grabber went around telling a bunch of the people who were spamming me death threats and shit that I was a larper. He was being a soyboy cuck about it and tried to call me mentally ill, I told him I was facially ill
Jfl imagine acting like a hero after snatching someone's IP because of shit they say on the internet.

"tried to call me mentally ill, I told him I was facially ill"
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
read everything.. brutal
 
Convicted Child Molesters aren't expected to contribute to soyceity, even the normtards know they have nothing to live for and their lives are over. They aren't hated for going on NEETbux, rotting, or roping like we are. They are simply hated for molesting children, which is the same thing as being a male with an asymmetrical face.
Jfl imagine acting like a hero after snatching someone's IP because of shit they say on the internet.

"tried to call me mentally ill, I told him I was facially ill"
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
It's so common on PS4. It usually happens with Puerto Rican incels in denial who think they are thugmaxxed, they go around looking for based white men and booting them offline for being "racist, homophobic, Trump supporters"... Major cringe. PS4 is a tardfest.
 
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I expanded this larp into reddit and ex-criminal forums online. I would always get LOADS of comments from people threatening me, telling me I'm a piece of shit and so forth.
Doesn't sound all that different from trying to post on the old IT as an incel.
 
Still sounds like a LARP.
 
@Napoleon de Geso thoughts?
 
It's so common on PS4. It usually happens with Puerto Rican incels in denial who think they are thugmaxxed, they go around looking for based white men and booting them offline for being "racist, homophobic, Trump supporters"... Major cringe. PS4 is a tardfest.
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JFL at snoy fans.

Also, you have a defective brain and should be elligible for euthanasia. I've never seen anything that made me go "This guy is fucked in the head" until I read this post. Not even the guy who masturbates to tiles.
 
Now do it again but larp yourself as some model in his 20’s instead of some 47 yr old geezer, i wonder how the reactions will be then.............................
 
JFL :lul:

I like relishing in the hate too, but usually only some stupid shit like anti-vaccinators, pro-choicers, or flat earthers.
 
Mogs me at larping skills, I wish too could trigger normies in so good level :<
 
Also, you have a defective brain and should be elligible for euthanasia. I've never seen anything that made me go "This guy is fucked in the head" until I read this post. Not even the guy who masturbates to tiles.
My brain isn't defective, my brain is reacting normally to having a hideous face. I'm not mentally ill, I'm facially ill. I agree though, as long as facial surgery isn't covered by healthcare, I should qualify for euthanasia. How is what I did worse than fapping to tiles? What I did was based and good fun, gave me lots of keks and made the people in the party chats who were in on it have a good laugh.


Now do it again but larp yourself as some model in his 20’s instead of some 47 yr old geezer, i wonder how the reactions will be then.............................
I would if I could make money off of it.
 
Why doesn't the chad have to pay your surgery?
 
Mogs me at larping skills, I wish too could trigger normies in so good level :<
You already do a good job of triggering the normies on here. Lmfao

@Personalityinkwell @Dregster666
 
The one who caved in your skull. Are you larping as incel as well and forgot your own story? :feelswhat:
You didn't give enough context for me to know that was the chad you were talking about. I though you meant why doesn't chad (generic term for all chads) pay for my surgery. I cannot sue chad because it happened 13 years ago and because I fought back. I know where he lives though. In America disfiguring an ugly male's face is celebrated, not punished.
 
You already do a good job of triggering the normies on here. Lmfao

@Personalityinkwell @Dregster666
But to trigger normies daddies would be more wonderfull
 
Well that was an education.
You didn't give enough context for me to know that was the chad you were talking about. I though you meant why doesn't chad (generic term for all chads) pay for my surgery. I cannot sue chad because it happened 13 years ago and because I fought back. I know where he lives though. In America disfiguring an ugly male's face is celebrated, not punished.
Why haven't you done something by now, holding onto life?
 
You already do a good job of triggering the normies on here. Lmfao

@Personalityinkwell @Dregster666
I dont care if he's a geezer that wants teen pussy.

There are 100s of old men who get to enjoy that by being sugar daddies.

Him being delusional is what bothers me the most. Napoleon thinks he's too good to pay for anything when he fails to realize that he is subuman trash.


And he's broke. Nobody likes a broke man, that's why bums end up being homeless when all their family is gone or they get disowned.

He's lucky his family hasn't disowned him tbh
 
I dont care if he's a geezer that wants teen pussy.

There are 100s of old men who get to enjoy that by being sugar daddies.

Him being delusional is what bothers me the most. Napoleon thinks he's too good to pay for anything when he fails to realize that he is subuman trash.


And he's broke. Nobody likes a broke man, that's why bums end up being homeless when all their family is gone or they get disowned.

He's lucky his family hasn't disowned him tbh
Brutal ngl
 
Well that was an education.

Why haven't you done something by now, holding onto life?
My delusional cope that I can get the money for surgery before it's too late is pretty much dead now. I'll be making a goodbye thread at the end of summer.
 
My delusional cope that I can get the money for surgery before it's too late is pretty much dead now. I'll be making a goodbye thread at the end of summer.
If you're ded srs I'd suggest you handle your business & deal with that which was the cause of your bad path in life. I mean it dude, gotta squash that beef, it's only fair.
 
If you're ded srs I'd suggest you handle your business & deal with that which was the cause of your bad path in life. I mean it dude, gotta squash that beef, it's only fair.
It's not out of the question. If anything happens. it's the healthcare system's fault.
 
Legendary LARPing jesus christ :feelskek:
 
make a tldr version
 
Based larp. It's hilarious watching normies trying to act tough online when they see someone they hate.
 
Plot twist: OP is the 47 year old convicted pedophile.
 
How did you get that eye condition? Did someone actually punch you?
 
Plot twist: OP is the 47 year old convicted pedophile.
I look like one so I basically am one.
How did you get that eye condition? Did someone actually punch you?
Yes. When I was 12... Disfigured right at the age when you're suppose to start talking to girls and building your social circle. Chad's fist literally ruined my whole life.
 
I look like one so I basically am one.

Yes. When I was 12... Disfigured right at the age when you're suppose to start talking to girls and building your social circle. Chad's fist literally ruined my whole life.

Wtf why did he punch you
 
Wtf why did he punch you
His friends didn't like my friends, he was a genetically superior Germanic and I was a genetic filth wop, we both liked the same girl and he used the opportunity to disfigure my face to prove his genetic dominance... He made me an incel until I rope and he got the girl.

That was the last time I ever had a crush, my first crush ever is what got my face disfigured. Never again, I will never have feelings for a foid because that's what led up to my disfigurement.

AWALT
 
Brutal, and based larp. People just like having stuff to hate, larping as a convicted pedo probably improved their life though by having an outlet for their hate. They won’t do shit to you though because it is all talk. We must remember that normalfags have more to loose then an incel so they will cling to life and avoid jail time.

Normalfags are retarded though because most child molestesters are someone already part of the family or a friend, the whole pedo ice cream van in a fucken joke. Also molesters pick on kids because they are easier targets, they are just opportunistic. Probably also because of the social rejection they face, like you with your disfigured face.
 
Based lol , very interesting
 
Being ugly gives you the same poor treatment as a child molester.
 
I read this. Very well constructed post and a good read too.

I dont have anything else to say, because the BlackPill here , is quite obvious.

Also feels bad about your face, fuck Chads tbh, some cels here even think that "Chads are our friends bro" , you have my condolences.
 
this is legendary cope

it's hilarious when soylents flip out that hard just from hearing a child molester.
 
Also molesters pick on kids because they are easier targets, they are just opportunistic.
Just like how humans pick on subhumans, our asymmetrical faces make us easy targets.

Being ugly gives you the same poor treatment as a child molester.
Literally the same treatment. The only difference is that child molesters are treated like shit and people don't hide the fact that they are, subhumans are treated like shit and people act like we aren't and somehow we can just easily change our faces overnight.

Also feels bad about your face, fuck Chads tbh, some cels here even think that "Chads are our friends bro" , you have my condolences.
I'll consider Jeremy Meeks a frend of mine if he surgerymaxxes a dozen incels from this forum.


this is legendary cope

it's hilarious when soylents flip out that hard just from hearing a child molester.
It's always either some virtue signaling redneck boomer or a soft voice soyboy.
 
@Sparrow's Song
>I picked 2007 because that was the year chad gave me enopthalmos with his Germanic fists of feminism
Story on this? That's fucking brutal. He cursed you for life and probably doesn't even remember who you are.
 
@Sparrow's Song
>I picked 2007 because that was the year chad gave me enopthalmos with his Germanic fists of feminism
Story on this? That's fucking brutal. He cursed you for life and probably doesn't even remember who you are.
His friends didn't like my friends, he was a genetically superior Germanic and I was a genetic filth wop, we both liked the same girl and he used the opportunity to disfigure my face to prove his genetic dominance... He made me an incel until I rope and he got the girl.

That was the last time I ever had a crush, my first crush ever is what got my face disfigured. Never again, I will never have feelings for a foid because that's what led up to my disfigurement.

AWALT
I got in a fight with my chad bully in middle school and I had weak brow ridge and lower orbital genetics (thanks mom for not aborting your shitty genetics mom) so when he punched me at a certain angle... it damaged the soft tissue behind my left eye and fucked up my brow bone. I am disfigured. All of this can incredibly be fix back to perfect with surgery... but you have to be a richfag from a Masonic family to afford it because Medicaid/Insurance doesn't cover the surgeries I need, despite the fact I was fucking disfigured by violent trauma. If I wasn't disfigured, I'd have enough time to get the money for surgerymaxxing before it's too late. But I'm doomed and will be forced to ctb because fixing the eye area alone costs more than fixing all my other flaws... and I have a lot of death sentences.
 

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