[SuicideFuel] Truecels do not open this thread if suicidal. [EXTREME SUICIDE WARNING] THIS IS WHAT COUNTS AS VIRGIN IN 2019?

narcissist

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ItsAllOverButTheCry

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It's not that girls aren't willing, he's just too pussy to make moves.

This guy is basically the target for "redpillers". He'll be holding frames and spinning plates in no time.
 
Ignas

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I'd be slaying if I were him. I wouldn't post here
 
CursedCel

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Mentalcel or fake
 
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It's not that girls aren't willing, he's just too pussy to make moves.

This guy is basically the target for "redpillers". He'll be holding frames and spinning plates in no time.
After 6 blow jobs and having a gf i wouldnt consider myself a virgin
 
CelticTruecel

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I should have listened to you, it's crazy to think that foids born in 2003 are giving blowjobs, i was born 1992 and this is a mind fuck, how would it make oldcels feel?
 
NotQuiteChadLite

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It’s just a LARP, Normies and chads don’t post on 8chan or whatever faggot shit that is,
 
zangano1

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How the fuck does he have a girlfriend and hasnt fuck her yet? What a fucking cuck
 
gigacel123

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The average "incel" in 2019 everyone. No wonder why femcels get so pissy at incels they think we are all faggot gymrat chadlites and they think all the chadlites that pumped and dumped them are us. Low IQ tbh.
 
Neggr

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This is huge LARP
 
IlIlllllIlIl

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Blowjobs?!?!?!?!?!? God that pisses me off. Blowjobs are the ultimate sign that a foid worships you. Way better than cuck starfish sex.]



God fucking damnit :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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How am I supposed to compete it's over
 
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it could happen, he probably has standards
 
narcissist

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Blowjobs?!?!?!?!?!? God that pisses me off. Blowjobs are the ultimate sign that a foid worships you. Way better than cuck starfish sex.]



God fucking damnit :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
After you betabuxx your wife will tell you "Im not that kind of girl"after you ask for a bj. But she has probably sucked countless dicks in college of better looking males. BJ's are worship and women worship Chad.
 
ColdLightOfDay

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He must have a deformed face.
 
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Just being white and tall is more than enough. He's a true mentalcel
 
Jal16

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You got to understand that most imageboard users are larping.
 
Schizoidcel

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Jfl if I got one blowjob I could die happy (oralfetishcel)
 
ScornedStoic

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Well, you told me not to enter.
 
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