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LifeFuel [Tutorial] Coomercels Get in here!

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Today I am going to be sharing with you a method that i use to simulate a pre-chad, pre-dog jb pussy.

what you’ll need
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A baggie, or something similar in geometry
Some Elastics
A pair of sponges
Lube: Butter, lotion, oil etc.

Step 1:
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Place your sponges parallel to each other, with the baggie in-between. Wrap the “lip” of the bag over the tops of the sponges.

Step 2:
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Using your elastics, wrap around the edges, and all around! You can choose how tight you like!

Step 3:
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Lube up! I prefer lotion if I’m lazy, but if i want a treat, I occasionally heat up a small amount of butter, and put that in instead. This gives a nice feel for warm natural juices.

Best of all, this takes about 2 minutes to make. Enjoy
 
Appreciate the effort but just buy a fleshlight
 
Today I am going to be sharing with you a method that i use to simulate a pre-chad, pre-dog jb pussy.

what you’ll need
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A baggie, or something similar in geometry
Some Elastics
A pair of sponges
Lube: Butter, lotion, oil etc.

Step 1:
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Place your sponges parallel to each other, with the baggie in-between. Wrap the “lip” of the bag over the tops of the sponges.

Step 2:
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Using your elastics, wrap around the edges, and all around! You can choose how tight you like!

Step 3:
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Lube up! I prefer lotion if I’m lazy, but if i want a treat, I occasionally heat up a small amount of butter, and put that in instead. This gives a nice feel for warm natural juices.

Best of all, this takes about 2 minutes to make. Enjoy
that looks pretty painful ngl, would rather not rub my dick against a ziplock raw
 
Appreciate the effort but just buy a fleshlight
you're right, I should probably just invest in a nice fleshlight tbh.
that looks pretty painful ngl, would rather not rub my dick against a ziplock raw
The rough edges of the ziplock are on the outside, plus the lube will eliminate most uncomfortable feeling. But this setup is pretty convoluted

I can anticipate that one "lordshiva" guy coming in here and calling me a GrAYcel.
 
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I rather use my hand thanks
 

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