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Virtual Death Note Thread: What names would you write in?

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Name of choice: Some great leader of a nuclear power 

Cause of Death: Assasinated by a Navy Seals team

I don't have a problem with him at all, I just want WWIII.

@Kointo
 
Name of choice: WALL-E

Cause of Death: Pushed into a shallow puddle

That little fuck gets all the hoes.
 
I don't think, I could ever bring myself to kill someone.

Why do you want a WWIII?
 
name = me

cause of death = vaporized by nuclear blast
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Why do you want a WWIII?

War is the great equalizer, chad and stacy's wholesome existence will be equally messed up.
 
modus_coperandi said:
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Name of choice: Some great leader of a nuclear power 

Cause of Death: Assasinated by a Navy Seals team

I don't have a problem with him at all, I just want WWIII.

@Kointo

This is pretty good as it is, but...

Name: Anyone from my high school

Cause of death: Suicide


nausea said:
name = me

cause of death = vaporized by nuclear blast

That wouldn't be a plausible death for the death note to execute. It would directly kill too many other people.
 
Kointo said:
modus_coperandi said:
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Name of choice: Some great leader of a nuclear power
Cause of Death: Assasinated by a Navy Seals team
I don't have a problem with him at all, I just want WWIII.
@Kointo
This is pretty good as it is, but...
Name: Anyone from my high school
Cause of death: Suicide


nausea said:
name = me
cause of death = vaporized by nuclear blast
That wouldn't be a plausible death for the death note to execute. It would directly kill too many other people.


just put me in some desertic zone while running atomic test
 
Kointo said:
This is pretty good as it is, but...

Name: Anyone from my high school

Cause of death: Suicide



That wouldn't be a plausible death for the death note to execute. It would directly kill too many other people.




Name: Turbo McChad 

Cause of death: locked in tanning booth
 
nausea said:
just put me in some desertic zone while running atomic test

You wouldn't need the death note for that, you could just do it on your own if such a place exists.

Also it can't teleport you lol.
 
Name of choice: Tom Howard

Cause of death: choked by a remastered version of skyrim stuck in his throat
 
The name of my former best friend chad most definetly.
 
Bri8564 said:
The name of my former best friend chad most definetly.

What did your former best friend do to you? I'd like to hear a small story
 
Facade said:
What did your former best friend do to you? I'd like to hear a small story

He didn't do anything to me perse, he was just an arrogant degenerate and an evil spirit. The fact I hate him so much is because I was actually best friends with him once and would help him out and comfort him as he was my friend, a huge mistake on my part. Another reason that probably contributes to my hate is that the degenerate tried to get me to fuck him in the ass when we were drunk, but i refused because I'm not a homosexual degenerate, and that was also the closest thing I've had to sex. The degenerate also thought he was a God and people treated him as so.


Facade said:
What did your former best friend do to you? I'd like to hear a small story

Also he called the police when I was going to kill myself.
 
Bri8564 said:
He didn't do anything to me perse, he was just an arrogant degenerate and an evil spirit. The fact I hate him so much is because I was actually best friends with him once and would help him out and comfort him as he was my friend, a huge mistake on my part. Another reason that probably contributes to my hate is that the degenerate tried to get me to fuck him in the ass when we were drunk, but i refused because I'm not a homosexual degenerate, and that was also the closest thing I've had to sex. The degenerate also thought he was a God and people treated him as so.

Oh god that sounds terrible. My former friends just ignored me all of a sudden. That is painful because I can see that they're having fun on snapchat. I might uninstall the app completely. They are just like the rest of my country. My country(Germany) is the epitome of degeneracy. People are losing their virginity at 15, most trends are just copied from the US, everyone at my age just gets drunk every single weekend, I can't express my opinion without being judged and most people are just arrogant , cold  and backstabbing Cunts. My school is so much suicidefuel that I'm just skipping classes.


Bri8564 said:
He didn't do anything to me perse, he was just an arrogant degenerate and an evil spirit. The fact I hate him so much is because I was actually best friends with him once and would help him out and comfort him as he was my friend, a huge mistake on my part. Another reason that probably contributes to my hate is that the degenerate tried to get me to fuck him in the ass when we were drunk, but i refused because I'm not a homosexual degenerate, and that was also the closest thing I've had to sex. The degenerate also thought he was a God and people treated him as so.



Also he called the police when I was going to kill myself.



What was the police doing? Did they come to your house and locked you up against your will? I presume that you told your former friend that you'll kill yourself
 
Name of choice: Xi Jinping

Cause of Death: Kidnapped and stabbed by Trump himself

I want October 23, 2077 NOW.
 
Facade said:
Bri8564 said:
He didn't do anything to me perse, he was just an arrogant degenerate and an evil spirit. The fact I hate him so much is because I was actually best friends with him once and would help him out and comfort him as he was my friend, a huge mistake on my part. Another reason that probably contributes to my hate is that the degenerate tried to get me to fuck him in the ass when we were drunk, but i refused because I'm not a homosexual degenerate, and that was also the closest thing I've had to sex. The degenerate also thought he was a God and people treated him as so.
Oh god that sounds terrible. My former friends just ignored me all of a sudden. That is painful because I can see that they're having fun on snapchat. I might uninstall the app completely. They are just like the rest of my country. My country(Germany) is the epitome of degeneracy. People are losing their virginity at 15, most trends are just copied from the US, everyone at my age just gets drunk every single weekend, I can't express your opinion without being judged and most people are just arrogant , cold and backstabbing Cunts. My school is so much suicidefuel that I'm just skipping classes.


Bri8564 said:
He didn't do anything to me perse, he was just an arrogant degenerate and an evil spirit. The fact I hate him so much is because I was actually best friends with him once and would help him out and comfort him as he was my friend, a huge mistake on my part. Another reason that probably contributes to my hate is that the degenerate tried to get me to fuck him in the ass when we were drunk, but i refused because I'm not a homosexual degenerate, and that was also the closest thing I've had to sex. The degenerate also thought he was a God and people treated him as so.


Also he called the police when I was going to kill myself.


What was the police doing? Did they come to your house and locked you up against your will? I presume that you told your former friend that you'll kill yourself



Wow bhai we are so similar!! Yh I told my former best friend that i was going to overdose and goodbye, the police came because I didn't respond to him after that and he was "worried". Afterwards I was hospitalized. :\
 
Bri8564 said:
Wow bhai we are so similar!! Yh I told my former best friend that i was going to overdose and goodbye, the police came because I didn't respond to him after that and he was "worried". Afterwards I was hospitalized. :\

This is why I don't open up to people.
 
Kointo said:
This is why I don't open up to people.

I guess preventing people from killing themselves is just a natural instinct. I presume that it is a mechanism to ensure that our species continues to survive.
 
Name : every faggot on this site

Cause of death : incelistan shooting squadron

Reason : REEEEEE GET OUT
 
Facade said:
I guess preventing people from killing themselves is just a natural instinct. I presume that it is a mechanism to ensure that our species continues to survive.

I realize that, but if I want to do something, then I don't want anyone interfering.
 
Kointo said:
I realize that, but if I want to do something, then I don't want anyone interfering.

Yup that sounds reasonable.
 
VLÖ said:
Name : every faggot on this site

Cause of death : incelistan shooting squadron

Reason : REEEEEE GET OUT

I would definitely be killed then.

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VLÖ said:
I'm no raghead, but...

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I don't want to continue living anyway, so I would be content.
 
Name : Humanity
Cause : A virus that is causing instant death.(Every other living being is immune ti the virus)
Reason : I hate humanity and animals should "own" the planet again
 
Facade said:
Name : Humanity
Cause : A virus that is causing instant death.(Every other living being is immune ti the virus)
Reason : I hate humanity and animals should "own" the planet again

Change it to a virus that kills off all life, and I'm in.
 
Name of choice: me


Cause of Death: given cyanide, while having a rope around my neck, and thrown off a cliff while being shot multiple times.
 
Kointo said:
Change it to a virus that kills off all life, and I'm in.

Why? I like animals,nature and our planet in general.


We are the cancer that needs to be eliminated
 
Facade said:
Why? I like animals,nature and our planet in general.


We are the cancer that needs to be eliminated

Because natural selection is present in all species, it's not a fair process.

And it would be bad if another species gained the amount of intellect a human has.
 
Kointo said:
Because natural selection is present in all species, it's not a fair process.

And it would be bad if another species gained the amount of intellect a human has.

That is so unlikely that it will eventually never happen. There are so many variables that contributed to our brain development that it's nearly impossible to replicate that.

I think the process of natural selection itself isn't  a problem. It's just that we completely destroyed the natural order and ecosystems.It's getting problematic if a species becomes too dominant and complex.(Self awareness is the key to suffering)( I wouldn't care if I die because my body was too weak to survive.But I do care if I'm getting selected by already obsolete traits while being so self aware to know of this fact
 
Facade said:
That is so unlikely that it will eventually never happen. There are so many variables that contributed to our brain development that it's nearly impossible to replicate that.

I think the process of natural selection itself isn't  a problem. It's just that we completely destroyed the natural order and ecosystems.It's getting problematic if a species becomes too dominant and complex.(Self awareness is the key to suffering)( I wouldn't care if I die because my body was too weak to survive.But I do care if I'm getting selected by already obsolete traits while being so self aware to know of this fact

It's also because life is meaningless, and I don't see the point in letting it thrive.
 
Kointo said:
It's also because life is meaningless, and I don't see the point in letting it thrive.

I guess then we can say that it's personal preference. Keeping it alive is meaningless and won't make a real difference and killing it is also meaningless and won't make a real difference.

i'll just choose Option A because I like the concept of a planet without humanity. It just sounds satifying.
 
Facade said:
I guess then we can say that it's personal preference. Keeping it alive is meaningless and won't make a real difference and killing it is also meaningless and won't make a real difference.

i'll just choose Option A because I like the concept of a planet without humanity. It just sounds satifying.

I guess it is preference, then.
 
Facade said:
Name : Humanity
Cause : A virus that is causing instant death.(Every other living being is immune ti the virus)
Reason : I hate humanity and animals should "own" the planet again

All biological life sounds nicer to me. A peaceful and calm rock, once in bloom but now just floating through the universe, absurd, without any purpose, without any reason but pure existence. Basically not much different than now, but without the pretension.
 
modus_coperandi said:
All biological life sounds nicer to me. A peaceful and calm rock, once in bloom but now just floating through the universe, absurd, without any purpose, without any reason but pure existence. Basically not much different than now, but without the pretension.

It would be peaceful. No killing, no sex, no consuming, no photosynthesis, no respiration. No food or energy would be transferred. Pure peace.

But there is a possibility that life would come back.
 


Can't believe the Simpsons episode leaked 3 days ago and we still have no porn based on this
 
I’d write in the username of every person here I have on ignore
 
Name of Choice: Joe Biden
Cause of Death: Blows himself up with a nuke
That way I can not only wipe out a cucked faggot/tranny supporter president, but could also wipe out an entire city full of cucks and normies :feelsokman::feelsthink:
 

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