Experiment What can I say if my boss says "sell me this pen"?

[Uglyme]

Today at work we had a meeting and my supervisor was talking about success and shit and we made an exercise. He took out a pen and told each of us to try to sell it to him. Needles to say when it was my turn I blew it I started stuttering and didn't know what to say. It was humiliating. What would you have said in such situation?

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Jokermaxx and make it dissapear

 

[Deleted member 14577]

sounds like he got too far into The Wolf of Wall Street

 

[Uglyme]

sounds like he got too far into The Wolf of Wall Street

He's a complete idiot. He's always quoting self improvement books but the funny part is that he's engaged to a single mom so he's a cuck.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

I would say "how much are you willing to pay for it?"

 

[PluralSpaceRace]

Refuse.
Destroy all pens you don't own. Create a pen monopoly in the office. Then sell it to him for 100000% profit

 

[ihaveno1]

if you write with this pen a harem of virgin stacys will await you in your room tonight

 

[BITG]

Jfl

 

[Deleted member 19858]

tell him he has watched the wolf of wallstreet a few too many times

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Today at work we had a meeting and my supervisor was talking about success and shit and we made an exercise. He took out a pen and told each of us to try to sell it to him. Needles to say when it was my turn I blew it I started stuttering and didn't know what to say. It was humiliating. What would you have said in such situation?

The first thing you need to do is find out stuff about the buyer.

When was the last time you used a pen?
What kind of pen was that?
How often do you use pens?
What do you use pens for?
When was the last time you used a pen?

 

[zangano1]

Tell him he is a faggot

 

[Deleted member 9301]

Tell him to chove it up his arse what a faggot

 

[ionlycopenow]

the whole point of that scene was to show that you can't find a way to sell him the pen, he's just artificially inflated it's worth and also making everyone else feel like trash as if he knows something they don't.

 

[Yerberito]

This pen is the best thing you can buy in your life

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

He thinks he’s fucking Jordan Belfort

sounds like he got too far into The Wolf of Wall Street

Tell him he is a faggot

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

"This pen will get you laid with a non single mother."

Jokermaxx and make it dissapear

 

[Emba]

Shove it in his eye. Or ear...
(In mienkraft)

But you were supposed to make him buy the fucking thing... As a sales test.

Also to show how clever and resourceful you are...

Needless to say you failed.

Spoiler

My Condolences

 

[FinnCel]

He's a complete idiot. He's always quoting self improvement books but the funny part is that he's engaged to a single mom so he's a cuck.

Guess he couldn't improve himself

 

[Deleted member 4159]

You're a fag, shove this up your ass.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Jokermaxx and make it dissapear

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Middle aged men like him are pure cancer.
They think they got game (or whatever they call it). In reality they're a sad caricature.