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SUPERCEL

SUPERCEL

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Me:
-Manletcel (5 ft 8 1/2) 17 years old
-Ptosiscel
-Dark-eye-area-cel
-Acnecel
-Bloatcel (gained 30 lbs of fat last year)
-Yellowteethcel
-White-tongue-cel
-Smelly-Breath-cel
-Ordorcel
-Nosehaircel
-Fingers and feet nail-cel
-Depressedcel
-Aspiecel
-Cantdrivecel
-Unathleticcel
-Framecel
 
Mentalcel
Skincel
 
gamercel, deformedcel, ragecel, cantdrivecel, anxietycel, facecel, nosecel
 
> 17 years old

PM me your face and I'll tell you if you're any kind of -cel
 
Megamanletcel

Framecel

SomaliForheadcel
 
mentalcel is not a thing and is a giant cope.
 
SUPERCEL said:
Me:
-Manletcel (5 ft 8 1/2) 17 years old
-Ptosiscel
-Dark-eye-area-cel
-Acnecel
-Bloatcel (gained 30 lbs of fat last year)
-Yellowteethcel
-White-tongue-cel
-Smelly-Breath-cel
-Ordorcel
-Nosehaircel
-Fingers and feet nail-cel
-Depressedcel
-Aspiecel
-Cantdrivecel
-Unathleticcel
-Framecel
Almost everything you listed can be fixed in less than two years with at least $8,000.

You might not actually have ptosis, it's probably shit tier genetic asymmetry that can be fixed for less than $5000. Get an optometrist to to see for sure and get bloodwork at the doctors office, bring both signed papers saying it's not untreated nerve damage to the face fixer, he won't fix your face until then.
 
Bam!

Chincel
Eyecel
Cheekcel
Palatecel
Jawcel
Neckcel
Testcel
Bodycel
Ballcel
Dickcel
Legcel
Ethnicel
Eyecolorcel
Mentalcel
Schizoidcel
NEETcel
Oldcel
Scarcel
Firstcel - I was incel enough to coin -cel.
 
Everyfuckingcel you can think of is me. I'm the peak of a truecel.
 
Stanx22 said:
Everyfuckingcel you can think of is me. I'm the peak of a truecel.

Can I see your pic?
 
Sub8Hate said:
Why would you admit this? Mods?

Car accidentcel
mulattocel
antichildbirthcel
shit-tiervoicecel
profilecel

perhaps most importantly:

autistcel
 
Twisted said:
Autismcel
Shortcel (5”7)
Underweightcel (52kg)
imperial height but european weight?

EDIT: er, metric weight*
 
Stanx22 said:
You'll vomit if you do.

I doubt I would, I've seen incels with MRSA and made it through.
 
Stanx22 said:
You'll vomit if you do.

I eat Nutella while watching scat, send me the pic.
 
TheRealChincel said:
I doubt I would, I've seen incels with MRSA and made it through.

Just ask faceandlms or ryo_hazuki and they'll tell you.


Dekim said:
I eat Nutella while watching scat, send me the pic.

Would you send yours to me ?
 
Stanx22 said:
Just ask faceandlms or ryo_hazuki and they'll tell you.



Would you send yours to me ?



Sure
 
SUPERCEL said:
Me:
-Manletcel (5 ft 8 1/2) 17 years old
-Ptosiscel
-Dark-eye-area-cel
-Acnecel
-Bloatcel (gained 30 lbs of fat last year)
-Yellowteethcel
-White-tongue-cel
-Smelly-Breath-cel
-Ordorcel
-Nosehaircel
-Fingers and feet nail-cel
-Depressedcel
-Aspiecel
-Cantdrivecel
-Unathleticcel
-Framecel

Framcel 
Depressedcel 
Unathleticcel
Darkeyeareacel
 
> Facecel

> Voicecel

> Nosecel

> Can'tbebotherhedtofakecharisma24/7cel

> Acnecel (not by much)

> Hand nail-cel

> Smilecel
 
nosecel
eyecolorcel
chincel
little bit of an eyecel
 
> Haircel (my parents control that so I can't get a haircut that truly gives an NT impression, not one that looks like it's meant to do that but fails, my hair is the same as avilo's)
 
Stanx22 said:
Just ask faceandlms or ryo_hazuki and they'll tell you.



Would you send yours to me ?



Look at my avi, are you saying you look worse than him?
 
Breathcel
Nosehaircel
Personalitycel
Smelly ballscel
Toenailcel
Butcheeckcel
 
Acnecel
Teethcel
Friendlesscel
Poorcel
Bug-eyedcel
 
Recon9 said:
Why would you admit this? Mods?

Car accidentcel
mulattocel
antichildbirthcel
shit-tiervoicecel
profilecel

perhaps most importantly:

autistcel

I answered the man's question. 

The blackpilled are allowed, check the rules. 

So you're one of the guys who will run and tattle to the mods, good to know.

"Why would you admit this" LMAO you must not know me very well. I basically say and do what I want.
 
Manletcel
Baldcel
Escortcel
Jawcel
Nosecel
Chubbycel
Fascistcel
Whitecel
Beardcel
NEETcel
Poorcel
Depressioncel
Aspergers/autismcel
Smartcel
Asocialcel
Hermitcel
BlackPilledcel
 
Nosecel
Midfacecel
Gynocel
Gamercel
Dickcel
Lipscel
 
Sub8Hate said:
Recon9 said:
Why would you admit this? Mods?
Car accidentcel
mulattocel
antichildbirthcel
shit-tiervoicecel
profilecel
perhaps most importantly:
autistcel
So you're one of the guys who will run and tattle to the mods, good to know.

everything else you said is true
 
Recon9 said:
everything else you said is true

I'm just a cranky bitch... 

I'm a fatcel, which people here have deemed volcel. 

So that's why I said volcel. I'm not actively turning anyone down, lol.
 
currycel
bullyedcel
weakcel
nofriendscel
poorcel
ldarcel
currycel
 
Oneitiscel


BlackPill47 said:
Manletcel
Baldcel
Escortcel
Jawcel
Nosecel
Chubbycel
Fascistcel
Whitecel
Beardcel
NEETcel
Poorcel
Depressioncel
Aspergers/autismcel
Smartcel
Asocialcel
Hermitcel
BlackPilledcel

Andrew Anglin,is that you?
 

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