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What would this Forum do with 1 Million dollars ?

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I know 95% of Incels are poor as fuck , but imagine if one did win the lottery and spend 1 Million to this Forum .

What would be done with it ?
Probably Admins would just take it and run ,
but what would be the best use for the money ?
Just a hypothetical Question .
 
Escortcel around the world for the rest of my life.
 
Surgery fond.
 
should make a poll about finding ugliest truecel in this forum and then helping to ascend him with mostly surgerymaxxing him
 
Knajjd clones.
 
I would live a very chill life.
 
Chadmaxx, upgrade my LDAR living, invest in bitcoins and pay a shooter to go ER
 
In my fantasy: With this money buy all the materials needed (weapons, mercenaries, etc) to start the beta uprising.

In my reality: Just leave the college and have a full NEET lifestyle.
 
someone needs to purchase private incel island with the money an invite everyone there
 
You mean personally? Or 1 million was donated to the forums owner?

Personally I'd just use it to maintain a NEET lifestyle.

If the site admin got it he'd use it for his own personal use I imagine.
 
Knajjd clones.
jfl just imagine hundreds of him roaming the streets
it would be a new world order
not the one i hoped for but still better than what awaits me in todays society
someone needs to purchase private incel island with the money an invite everyone there
jfl i cant even imagine the media outrage
 
Start the beta uprising
 
Serge would take all of it because he is our GOD
 
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars).
I would buy me a wife (I would buy me a wife).
And if I had a million doooooooOooOoollaaaaaAaAaaarsss... I'd ascend.

Now I got that song in my head.
 
Necros me tbh, inb4 the mods close the post
 
I would surgerymaxx
 
Buy some apartments, rent them to get money and then NEET kek
 
I would buy everyone here as slaves
 
I'd buy the site and free some people. The rest would be spent on blackpill psyops through ad space and what not.
 
Surgerymaxx myself and a few others, then spend the rest on making a business that can bring in additional millions so I can surgerymaxx as many incels as possible. Start a documentary series where I randomly show up at incel's doors and give them surgery money. It shows how significant surgerymaxxing is and how it can turn lives around. Start a surgerymaxxing charity and pay chad and stacy actors to support it.
 

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