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Serious When Chad farts around femoids Vs when an incel farts around femoids

Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

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When Chad farts around hot babes, they discreetly smell his fart to figure out what food he ate so they can get an estimate of what his semen tastes like. When an incel farts around hot babes the following might occur:

Becky: Eww, what a creeper!
Stacy:Like who farts around goddesses like us? What a facially despicable fool!
Becky: It's soo gross! Where is Chad? I need him to come get this creep away from us!
Stacy: He busy being Chad (fucking Roastina).
Becky: Right! OMG this ugly guy's fart smell like the corpses of rotten children. I think he's a he's a cannibal pedophile.
Stacy: LoL, you would know from all those abortions you had girlfriend! hahahah
Becky:Teeheehee
Stacy:You're right though, he has a pedophile face, you can tell by the asymmetry and lack of a strong jawline.
Becky:I saw this crime show on TV where these hot detectives captured a creepy guy's fart in a bottle to test it for human remains, we should alert the authorities before he claims another victim, I can tell by his unattractive face that he's a psychopath who's out for blood and craves children.
Stacy: Good idea, us beautiful people sure know how to fight baddies and make the world a better place for everyone! Even if this guy is innocent, he's ugly as fuck so that's guilty enough, fuck that asshole, who cares if we ruin his life. Besides, with a face like that, it's not a matter of if you're a pedophile but when. We're doing our community a favor.
 
Chads and Stacy's farts = smell like flowers , Incels farts= Smell like death and poison , Reality= All farts smell equally bad.
 
Cope. All farts smell like shit
 
Ugh... My poke-belly......
Ugh.... My stomach is roaring.... Ugh... It's fucking hurting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
ughhhhhhh! Stinky! stinky! My belly is a mess!
*BFFFFFFFFFFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAPP*
Ahhhhhhh... That's much better....
Oh wait.... Here comes another!
*BRAPFFTTTPPFFT* *BRAPPPFFT* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
 
Chads can literally subject Stacy to a Dutch Oven and she will just laugh it off as "Chad being silly. xD"
 
Ugh... My poke-belly......
Ugh.... My stomach is roaring.... Ugh... It's fucking hurting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
ughhhhhhh! Stinky! stinky! My belly is a mess!
*BFFFFFFFFFFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAPP*
Ahhhhhhh... That's much better....
Oh wait.... Here comes another!
*BRAPFFTTTPPFFT* *BRAPPPFFT* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
I think you've made a great point @Sparrow's Song .
 
brutal fartpill
 
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