Serious when was the last time you shit your pants?

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not recently
 
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I've shit my pants several times in my adulthood ngl
 
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Not too long ago (serious). I thought it was safe to fart but flew too close to the sun.

That pair of boxers was swiftly put in the bin...
 
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Back in high school
 
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is this gonna be added to the FBI database?
 
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sadbsdfudfhwebrui3z483z4985709827350948u fuck xou fuck youzf fuck xpyu
 
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About 10ish years ago, in my late 20's. I had drunk a full bottle of apple juice. I farted and it followed through.
 
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the other day why do you ask?
 
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If it was in pure liquid form it would run down your legs and into your socks. You walk back home hoping no-one will see you from behind. No-one you know anyway. But on a cold day it keeps you warm. Like laying in a warm bath up to your waist.
 
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Prob when I was 13. I did it in front of my mom and she asked “Did you just shit your pants.” :feelskek:
 
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If it was in pure liquid form it would run down your legs and into your socks. You walk back home hoping no-one will see you from behind. No-one you know anyway. But on a cold day it keeps you warm. Like laying in a warm bath up to your waist.
It was a freezing winter day in January, I recall the liquid being congealed quite quickly.
 
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