[LifeFuel] White guy dies during underwater proposal to his black gf!!!!!!

Total Imbecile

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I dont know what it is about tragic love stories like this but seeing somebodys world shattered like this when I cant even get a girl to hug me makes me feel better about myself :feelsgoodman:
 
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This is what happens when you jestermaxx too hard.
 
Genetic Dead End

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Imagine losing your life to impress a black roastie.
 
Iwanttolive

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I met Steven Weber Jr. at a charity do once, he was surprisingly humble and VERY funny
This is what happens when you jestermaxx too hard.
I have a feeling he wasn't conditioned to hold his breath underwater that long. What a tragic n dumb way to go

His family must be hating the black girl so much
 
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Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

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Guy mogs half the forum and he couldn't even land a Beckysha...

Brutal...

What a cuck for buying a ring though... No hymen, no diamond... (and it's still a fake diamond even if she's got a hymen because bitches ain't worth no diamonds!)

IT is gonna get butthurt about us making fun of some dude who drowned but...

simping was his cause of death..

@NEETFREAK
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I think there is a rule about having SLAYERS as avatars...
 
Tyrny

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Ah, poor wagie must've been too tired to swim from another hard week at his full-time job :dab:
 
Robtical

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Jfl at that cuck risking his life and dying for a sub3 foid's entertainment.
 
Joelossus

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Don't care didn’t ask plus he was white
 
Ethnic Natsoc

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Risking your life for a gorilla-looking sheboon, what a fucking loser.
 
HopeCopeRope

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This is what happens when you jestermaxx too hard.
Risking your life for a gorilla-looking sheboon, what a fucking loser.
Jfl at that cuck risking his life and dying for a sub3 foid's entertainment.
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: Soy deserved it
Hallelujah, preach the good word!
This is what happens when you jestermaxx too hard.
Risking your life for a gorilla-looking sheboon, what a fucking loser.
Jfl at that cuck risking his life and dying for a sub3 foid's entertainment.
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: Soy deserved it
Hallelujah, preach the good word!
 
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Bane of Arthropods

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Ngl felt bad but when his family talked about how bright and intelligent he was I just loled.
 
Personalityinkwell

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fucking stupid. The place to propose is Vegas
 
Joker

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Simps are literally killing themselves in stunts to impress foids
It's so fucking OVER in 2020 it's not even funny.
 
Speed

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He did all of that extra shit just to die, and now Tyrone will coom in her
 
manicel

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Legit braindead beta tbh. Not only he did that retarded shit but he wanted to marry a nigger
 
HonkHonkHonk

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Going outside = Death around every corner.
Double death if you are incel.
 
SlayerSlayer

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There was an unrelated report on the news, I forget what source exactly, but they said there is a trend of increasingly extravagant/challenging marriage proposals being the norm/goal.

Expect more gratuitous simping related deaths.
 
Emergency Manual

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There was an unrelated report on the news, I forget what source exactly, but they said there is a trend of increasingly extravagant/challenging marriage proposals being the norm/goal.

Expect more gratuitous simping related deaths.
Social media is a disease.
 
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