ItsOver4cel
You're either a WinnER or a big LosER
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Inb4 christiancels get offended this is not meant to be taken srsly pls take it with a grain of salt as I was also a christian at some point.
If you realize living life as a christian is hella strictful, even more if you are a trucel. What sucks is that the afterlife (heaven) isn't that big of a deal when it comes to rewarding. There are far better religions that attend this issue for ex. the nordics believed in Odin, Asgard and the Valhalla. They claimed that once you die your soul gets sent to the latter to enjoy partying and jerking with prime virgin foids for all eternity,
which is way better than the cucked half assed version of heaven which only includes immortality and god's eternal worship (you also become genderless so no way to lose your
V-Card there).
Hell, this parody/meme religion called pastafarianism had this flying spaghetti moster god who did the exact same thing once you died. I think biblical laws are a bit hard to follow tbh, if your life sucks how are you supposed not to sin? Cooming is literally unavoidable as an ugly male and u shouldn't go to hell for something so natural.
Cliffs: I know religions are cope but I still belive it's worth to discuss a bit
If you realize living life as a christian is hella strictful, even more if you are a trucel. What sucks is that the afterlife (heaven) isn't that big of a deal when it comes to rewarding. There are far better religions that attend this issue for ex. the nordics believed in Odin, Asgard and the Valhalla. They claimed that once you die your soul gets sent to the latter to enjoy partying and jerking with prime virgin foids for all eternity,
which is way better than the cucked half assed version of heaven which only includes immortality and god's eternal worship (you also become genderless so no way to lose your
V-Card there).
Hell, this parody/meme religion called pastafarianism had this flying spaghetti moster god who did the exact same thing once you died. I think biblical laws are a bit hard to follow tbh, if your life sucks how are you supposed not to sin? Cooming is literally unavoidable as an ugly male and u shouldn't go to hell for something so natural.
Cliffs: I know religions are cope but I still belive it's worth to discuss a bit