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JFL Why the fuck am I addicted to unboxing videos?

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One of the strangest traits I have is/was my addiction to unboxing videos, as a child I always watched the unboxing of Yu-Gi-Oh-packages. I still watch unboxing videos with different animals. I don't even know why I do this shit or why I have such a strange/irresistible desire to watch them, because they should be effectively speaking not so interesting, but I still do it.
Some of my favorites:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWT_ZaKhZMA


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVkOEgJNLcw

What is the strangest shit you are into?
 
A lot of the the thrill of consooming is actually opening the product and getting to play with it, that's why these videos are so popular, you can feel that excitement without spending money on it. There is this kid who is a millionaire from making toy unboxing videos, his name is EvanTube I think
 
Yes. Why not? Sounds like an interesting hobby tbh.
Its pretty fun. Learning the inner workings of a game and its mechanics offers a unique challenge. Of course it helps when you like the game you are running in the first place. I imagine it would be torturous to run a game you hate.
 
A lot of the the thrill of consooming is actually opening the product and getting to play with it, that's why these videos are so popular, you can feel that excitement without spending money on it. There is this kid who is a millionaire from making toy unboxing videos, his name is EvanTube I think
Could be an explanation. Thanks.
Its pretty fun. Learning the inner workings of a game and its mechanics offers a unique challenge. Of course it helps when you like the game you are running in the first place. I imagine it would be torturous to run a game you hate.
Passion is always the prerequisite. Back then when I was young and played Mario, I made a challenge for me to never get a hit in the levels. Was also extremely funny.
 
I prefer boxing and/or logistics videos.

But i understand that unboxing videos are good in case you received a damaged products.
 
because you're a typical consoomer.
 
unboxing videos of insects specifically.
it's not that uninteresting but not very interesting either.
 
Because you are a consoomer who is empty inside.
You probably didn't have the thrill to get your first girlfriend, the joy of giving your first kiss, hugging someone you love, eventually having sex. No, you are a sore loser who are destined to consooom and fap to consooming videos, because you were tought to do so by consoomerist society.
Enterprises knows this and supports women to be the bitches they are so that MORE MALES BECOME LONELY AND DEPRESSED AND JUST CONSOOM IN ORDER TO FEEL A FAKED HAPPINESS WHICH WILL MAKE THEM MORE POWERFUL ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL WORLD?
 
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Insects are really cool, I wanna buy centipide but those creatures are really expensive
Centipedes are giga-based and I hope you can maybe one day buy one. I like them extremely. Especially Scolopendra galapagoensis and Scolopendra gigantea due to their size, I had a book about them a few years ago which I borrowed from a library, irl I only saw much less impressive centipedes (like Lithobius).
Giant Pet Centipede Crawls All Over Its Owner - YouTube
Handling My Darwin's Goliath Centipede (Scolopendra galapagoensis)[HD] - YouTube
Millipedes are also interesting, for example the Desmoxytes (Lady Killers/Dragon millipedes) from Asia, which are purple/pink in color and some of them are capable of producing cyanide (which are kept/bred in captivity relatively often) or the glomerids who look like isopods and can form a ball as a defense mechanism.
Sadly, I never got as involved in the evertebrate scene as I wanted to be.
Because you are a consoomer who is empty inside.
You probably didn't have the thrill to get your first girlfriend, the joy of giving your first kiss, hugging someone you love, eventually having sex. No, you are a sore loser who are destined to consooom and fap to consooming videos, because you were tought to do so by consoomerist society.
Enterprises knows this and supports women to be the bitches they are so that MORE MALES BECOME LONELY AND DEPRESSED AND JUST CONSOOM IN ORDER TO FEEL A FAKED HAPPINESS WHICH WILL MAKE THEM MORE POWERFUL ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL WORLD?
because you're a typical consoomer.
Sadly spot on.
I hate unboxing, but I also hate letsplays. I feel the same people who likes one of these likes the other as well. I like experiencing things for myself, the only time I need to watch others do anything that I cant do is when I watch porn.
Can understand that. Sadly, I cannot keep animals in my current life situation and therefore I (sometimes enviously) look at those who are able to do it.
unboxing videos of insects specifically.
it's not that uninteresting but not very interesting either.
 
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yeah i think that i subcounciosly like "dangerous" and creepy species scolopendra sp. Guangxi mint leg is my favourite one, because it looks like shiny version of regular centipide :feelsaww::feelsaww::feelsaww::feelsaww: isn't it beautiful?
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Yes. Really amazing color patterns (especially the legs). You have an extremely good taste in animals. I also like creepy/dangerous-looking animals.

I especially like assassination bugs (like Platymeris or Psytalla), predatory beetles (Anthia), bioluminescent roaches and jewel wasps (Ampulex compressa).

Just a recommendation for you, because I think that you could like them:

Jewel wasps are beautiful when it comes to colors and they are parasitoids (e.g. parasites that kill their hosts) and they attack roaches, they sting their victims in their nerve system and pacify/immobilize them by doing so and they take them to a secluded place where they lay their egg on their body, after hatching the larva feeds on the innards until the host dies, than it makes a pupa and after a certain the imago/completely developed animal emerges and breaks out of the body. The adults are easy to keep but you need roaches to breed them (sadly they have a short life-span and roaches are problematic due to having a tendency to escape/infestate a place).

There are two very good articles about breeding them in captivity and an insectarium in my country breeds/used to breed them. There is good footage about them online, roaches even defend themselves against them by kicking them. Some of the most beautiful hymenopterans out there and also used to fight against roach infestations.
 
This wasp is especially cool, i guess they are only availeble online, what do you think about praying mantises?
They are only available online, on a site where people inserate for their animals for Hamm you could see them for sell a couple of times, but they are very rare in captivity.

I love mantids and sadly only know a few of them. Read about some of them a few months ago in a very intensive manner.

I especially like Haania sp., but in the older literature you tend to read about many problems (especially food supply) with their keeping/breeding, the latest literature wasn't consumed by me yet, but it seems like people managed to solve some of these problems. And there are also many other moss mantids.

I also like mantids emulating flowers like Pseudocreobotra, Creobroter, Hymenopus, etc.

And the Idolomantis diabolica is just stunning. Sadly, the only available literature is a series of older articles and I still need one to complete it (sadly, the magazine is not for sell anymore and the most important stuff is still missing).

Everything related to Toxodera is also absolutely based, but sadly they often tend to perform automuliations, starve to death or die due to other reasons in captivity, a shame because their looks are so extremely good.

But my favorite mantid is Metallyticus splendidus, because the color is just the most magnificent thing in the world. They have such a unique metallic glance.

You can tell me about your favorites in all the details you like. Are you by coincidence also interested in fish/reptiles/amphibians?
 
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I like ghost mantis Phyllocrania paradoxa, jeweled flower mantis Creobroter gemmatus and ofc orchid mantis Hymenopus coronatus and hierdula sp blue, dont know much about them i really like their colorful skin. No a huge fan of fish, or amphibians but there are some exceptions like carnivorus piranhas and species that live in the ocean eg giga based morays (obc keeping salt water aquarium requires a lot of effort ) from amphibians i like axolotls, i loce reptiles especially snakes my friend had beauriful corn snake i aslo love lizards like dragon one or geckos
Phyllocrania paradoxa is simply stunning (looks just like a leaf), Hierodula sp. blue is probably one the best looking mantids out there.

Extremely good taste with the fish.

There are some "freshwater" moray eels (like Gymnothorax tile), but they (especially tile) don't really live for long in fresh water and prefer brackish water or seawater, but they also have a tendency to forgive mistakes when it comes to water quality as somewhat euryhaline species (e.g. they tolerate different levels of salinity). Sadly they are caught in estuaries most of the time, which they enter for food, removal of parasites or other reasons and then sold as freshwater moray eels.
Freshwater Moray Eels (wetwebmedia.com)
Then there is Gymnothorax polyuranodon. There is at least some evidence to suggest that they are catadromous (that means that they live in freshwater as adults and then go into the sea to reproduce, like our eels). Some work with them in captivity shows that they are capable of surviving and substantially growing in freshwater. It's a hypothesis at this point, but there is still far too less knowledge. In the literature it's still recommended to keep them in brackish water and saltwater because they often reject eating in freshwater.
Growth, maximum daily ration and intraspecifíc cohabitation of the moray Gymnothorax polyuranodon (Muraenidae) in a freshwater aquarium (researchgate.net)
There is also another species of "freshwater" moray eels called Echidna rhodochilus, which is very small. And also Strophidon sathete, the biggest moray eel (>4m, very slender) in the world which lives in the brackish water of muddy estuaries. It can't see very well and therefore bites blindly when the smell of food is in the water. It can pose a danger for its keeper and it's generally not deemed as suitable for captivity in a private household. Nonetheless, an aquarium service from my country once had them on the stocklist, but the available animals were very small (only 40/50cm). They are difficult to catch because you have to exhume them from the ground.
Strophidon sathete - Aquarium Glaser GmbH

Piranhas generally have a worse reputation than they deserve, but the problem is that they require huge aquariums (100L/animal) and are very shy. They also don't do much (but the feeding is needless to say a spectacle).

My favorites:
When it comes to fish I especially enjoy Thalassophryne, most of them live in marine habitats, but T. amazonica lives in freshwater. It's called the "Prehistoric Monster Fish"/"The Monster from Peru" by hobbyists and it has venomous spikes. Its looks are simply beautiful. And it also has a very special structure on the surface of its eggs for maximizing fertilization propability with sperma guiding. Breeding attempts in captivity have until now.
Thalassophryne
Egg surface structure of the freshwater toadfish Thalassophryne amazonica (Teleostei: Batrachoididae) with information on its distribution and natural habitat (researchgate.net)
I also like pufferfish and polypterids, but I know far too less about them. And I also like Xenentodon, because it's a needlefish from the freshwater and also freshwater flounders (I have seen them irl). Years ago there was a very good community project for the keeping of predatory fish, but sadly the guy responsible for his completely deleted his work.
 
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Because you are a consoomer who is empty inside.
You probably didn't have the thrill to get your first girlfriend, the joy of giving your first kiss, hugging someone you love, eventually having sex. No, you are a sore loser who are destined to consooom and fap to consooming videos, because you were tought to do so by consoomerist society.
Enterprises knows this and supports women to be the bitches they are so that MORE MALES BECOME LONELY AND DEPRESSED AND JUST CONSOOM IN ORDER TO FEEL A FAKED HAPPINESS WHICH WILL MAKE THEM MORE POWERFUL ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL WORLD?
:soy::feels:
 
Keeping insects as pets is a truecel trait
 
Keeping insects as pets is a truecel trait
This. Keeping anything except mammals and mainstream fish like guppies is a truecel trait or at least a failed normie trait tbh.
 
I like beetles more than spiders though.
 
It´s the novelty.
I´m sure of it.
 
I like opening packs/loot crates sooo much I'm pretty sure I will become hopelessly addicted if I try actual gambling
This. Keeping anything except mammals and mainstream fish like guppies is a truecel trait or at least a failed normie trait tbh.
I see a lot of "quirky" femorroids and normalniggers keeping reptiles/insects but for the majority of men that do are like that yeah
 
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I like beetles more than spiders though.
They are also very interesting, I especially like the predatory carabids (like Anthia sp.), but they are very seldomly available, I also like the dytiscids/gyrinids for their aquatic lifestyle (the gyrinids even have parted eyes for seeing over/under water).

The Scarabaeoidea however have their own community, which is especially big in Japan. I have read some articles about it (they even grow their own shroom cultures for breeding beetles), but the hobby is too big for me to get a good overview.

Do you have any recommendations for literature/youtube channels? What are your favorite animals there?
It´s the novelty.
I´m sure of it.
This. Especially because I don't have something on my own. I also like tank design videos.
I like opening packs/loot crates sooo much I'm pretty sure I will become hopelessly addicted if I try actual gambling
Same. Watching the videos can give someone the rush without having to lose the money or risk addiction.
I see a lot of "quirky" femorroids and normalniggers keeping reptiles/insects but for the majority of men that do are like that yeah
Most of them breed stupid shit like color morphs/scaleless mutants/other shit, because they think that is quirky/funny to twist nature into a cruel mockery of itself. They ruin the hobby, nowadays almost nobody is interested in rare species anymore, only the same shit (like ball pythons, corn snakes, milk snakes, hognoses) in a different color pattern, they have no true/deep interest and only want to be not like the other normalfags/girls. Fuck them tbh.
 
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The smell of a Freshly opened xbox game is the best
 
Piss coming from my ass
 
Oddly it's something I find myself watching sometimes.
 
I hate unboxing, but I also hate letsplays. I feel the same people who likes one of these likes the other as well. I like experiencing things for myself, the only time I need to watch others do anything that I cant do is when I watch porn.
 
used to watch a lot of unboxing videos 5 years ago, it's prob cuz you want to consoom such thing but can't
 
That's a real thing?
yes, look at the original post.
and in case you misunderstood, OP likes looking at them, not me.
 
I like watching eletronic or mechanics repair tbh. I'd like to be this knowledgeable/handy.
 
I like watching eletronic or mechanics repair tbh. I'd like to be this knowledgeable/handy.
Sounds interesting, am absolutely not gifted when it comes to repair/technology sadly. But great cope.
 
Bro I used to be addicted to bakugan unboxings, phone unboxings, hoverboard unboxings etc. Honestly think it’s an incel trait
 

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