I cannot fucking believe, with the huge popularity of TCAP around, and anti-pedophilia hysteria at an all time high, that Santa is still around. It makes no fucking sense. All these millions of normies rage out about Cuties, or this Mr. Girl fellow exercising thought crimes about the movie, yet they all turn the other cheek to Santa. Where the fuck are their brains?? Why are there no Predator Poacher videos harassing Santas at malls???
He's a fat filthy old neckbeard, wearing sheer bright red fleece pants that shield his junk only a little bit more than a stripper's yoga pants. Yet, parents and children alike flock to malls in huge lines. Both boys and girls, whilst seated in Santa's lap, disgustingly absorb the fat and heat from Santa's filthy thighs and groin as they sit and beg him to make their wishes come true. If adults did this shit, it's just straight up 50 Shades territory now. Do kids HAVE TO FUCKING SIT ON THIS FUCKING LAP??? For the love of God, they don't need to do this. You can beg a patriarchal fat old man for trinkets from any other position. Standing, kneeling, on all fours . . . anything but the lap.
It's a disgusting, filthy abuse of power akin to priests molesting kiddies behind a confession booth. I have no doubt if foids actually remembered the experience of sitting on Santa's filthy lap every fucking one of them would have a Christine Blasey Ford moment, and demand that that actor be imprisoned for sexual abuse of a minor. I probably sat on Santa's lap, I don't remember the experience at all personally. But it's all by design. When you are a fucking kid, you obviously don't remember, because you are completely distracted about shaking Santa down for toys. Santa is literally the most fullproof, legal, holiday molestation scheme, ever.
While he may be cancelled IRL for the most part this year due to COVID, he is still a cultural touchstone of the secular imagination of the holiday, oddly outlasting songs like "baby it's cold outside" and "huuuwhite christmas," and phased out traditions like the Mistletoe.
I don't even want to get into all the SJW shit the idea of Santa conveys that could easily be conjured up to elicit normie rage if people were just more brainwashed into the idea of hating Santa. My takeaway on why he's still around is this: he delivers the goods. At the end of the day everyone puts up with his creepy behavior because we are ultimately all whores who just want a new bike and will turn the other cheek to get that fucking bike. HYPOCRITES AND WHORES ALL OF YOU.
He's a fat filthy old neckbeard, wearing sheer bright red fleece pants that shield his junk only a little bit more than a stripper's yoga pants. Yet, parents and children alike flock to malls in huge lines. Both boys and girls, whilst seated in Santa's lap, disgustingly absorb the fat and heat from Santa's filthy thighs and groin as they sit and beg him to make their wishes come true. If adults did this shit, it's just straight up 50 Shades territory now. Do kids HAVE TO FUCKING SIT ON THIS FUCKING LAP??? For the love of God, they don't need to do this. You can beg a patriarchal fat old man for trinkets from any other position. Standing, kneeling, on all fours . . . anything but the lap.
It's a disgusting, filthy abuse of power akin to priests molesting kiddies behind a confession booth. I have no doubt if foids actually remembered the experience of sitting on Santa's filthy lap every fucking one of them would have a Christine Blasey Ford moment, and demand that that actor be imprisoned for sexual abuse of a minor. I probably sat on Santa's lap, I don't remember the experience at all personally. But it's all by design. When you are a fucking kid, you obviously don't remember, because you are completely distracted about shaking Santa down for toys. Santa is literally the most fullproof, legal, holiday molestation scheme, ever.
While he may be cancelled IRL for the most part this year due to COVID, he is still a cultural touchstone of the secular imagination of the holiday, oddly outlasting songs like "baby it's cold outside" and "huuuwhite christmas," and phased out traditions like the Mistletoe.
I don't even want to get into all the SJW shit the idea of Santa conveys that could easily be conjured up to elicit normie rage if people were just more brainwashed into the idea of hating Santa. My takeaway on why he's still around is this: he delivers the goods. At the end of the day everyone puts up with his creepy behavior because we are ultimately all whores who just want a new bike and will turn the other cheek to get that fucking bike. HYPOCRITES AND WHORES ALL OF YOU.
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