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LifeFuel Women vs Men requirements to get LAID

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What a Man needs to get laid:
1. Be attractive
2. Have high income (60k+)
3. Have an ambition to earn MORE (your job isn't enough)
4. Be within a certain age range (18-30)
5. Have an "Alpha Personality"
6. Be in shape
7. Dress nicely
8. Have decent cologne
9. Have a certain hairstyle
10. Live on his own (not even roommates are allowed)
11. Have a car no older than 3 years
12. House and car must be spotless with Air Freshner
13. Call/Text back at the right time (4-5 hours)
14. Respond to convos/messages a specific way (the wrong words = GAME OVER)
15. Live in the right place (living too far away, combined with doing #13&14 WRONG will deplete a woman's short attention span and GAME OVER)
16. Plan the right date location
17. Plan the right time length of the date
18. Pay for the date
19. Plan the follow-up Netflix and chill movie
20. Calculate the time length of the movie before you make the right move and the foreplay
21. Learn how to pull back when she says no
22. Have a 7+ inch dick with 5+ inch girth, (anything less will dry her pussy up like sandpaper)
23. Wait until she finally pulls her pants down and after sex PRAY she doesn't file a FALSE RAPE accusation

What a woman needs to get laid:
1. Have a hole between her legs

The fact that Feminism even exists or that women have the AUDACITY to say that their life is hard has to be the biggest FALLACY on the history of this planet..
 
What a Man needs to get laid:
1. Be attractive
2. Have high income (60k+)
3. Have an ambition to earn MORE (your job isn't enough)
4. Be within a certain age range (18-30)
5. Have an "Alpha Personality"
6. Be in shape
7. Dress nicely
8. Have decent cologne
9. Have a certain hairstyle
10. Live on his own (not even roommates are allowed)
11. Have a car no older than 3 years
12. House and car must be spotless with Air Freshner
13. Call/Text back at the right time (4-5 hours)
14. Respond to convos/messages a specific way (the wrong words = GAME OVER)
15. Live in the right place (living too far away, combined with doing #13&14 WRONG will deplete a woman's short attention span and GAME OVER)
16. Plan the right date location
17. Plan the right time length of the date
18. Pay for the date
19. Plan the follow-up Netflix and chill movie
20. Calculate the time length of the movie before you make the right move and the foreplay
21. Learn how to pull back when she says no
22. Have a 7+ inch dick with 5+ inch girth, (anything less will dry her pussy up like sandpaper)
23. Wait until she finally pulls her pants down and after sex PRAY she doesn't file a FALSE RAPE accusation

What a woman needs to get laid:
1. Have a hole between her legs

The fact that Feminism even exists or that women have the AUDACITY to say that their life is hard has to be the biggest FALLACY on the history of this planet..
You didn't mention height requirement?
 
You didn't mention height requirement?

My bad bro, you're right. The list just keeps on growing by the day. By the year 2050 if you don't look like Ernest Kahalimov (GIGACHAD) it's OVER for you..
 
And Foids dare to write all the time: "We have it as hard or harder than Men at Dating".
 
actually for men its just three:
tall height
good face
big dick
 
lol bullshit the only thing you need is personality stupid inkel
 
What a woman needs to get laid:
1. Have a hole between her legs
ASTRONOMICAL COPE

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUJNXdCNGE&feature=emb_title

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What a Man needs to get laid:
1. Be attractive
2. Have high income (60k+)
3. Have an ambition to earn MORE (your job isn't enough)
4. Be within a certain age range (18-30)
5. Have an "Alpha Personality"
6. Be in shape
7. Dress nicely
8. Have decent cologne
9. Have a certain hairstyle
10. Live on his own (not even roommates are allowed)
11. Have a car no older than 3 years
12. House and car must be spotless with Air Freshner
13. Call/Text back at the right time (4-5 hours)
14. Respond to convos/messages a specific way (the wrong words = GAME OVER)
15. Live in the right place (living too far away, combined with doing #13&14 WRONG will deplete a woman's short attention span and GAME OVER)
16. Plan the right date location
17. Plan the right time length of the date
18. Pay for the date
19. Plan the follow-up Netflix and chill movie
20. Calculate the time length of the movie before you make the right move and the foreplay
21. Learn how to pull back when she says no
22. Have a 7+ inch dick with 5+ inch girth, (anything less will dry her pussy up like sandpaper)
23. Wait until she finally pulls her pants down and after sex PRAY she doesn't file a FALSE RAPE accusation

What a woman needs to get laid:
1. Have a hole between her legs

The fact that Feminism even exists or that women have the AUDACITY to say that their life is hard has to be the biggest FALLACY on the history of this planet..
calculate lengths of movies but not tall :waitwhat:
 
thanks for the reminder
 
How the fuck is this Lifefuel?
 
''it's tough on this side too, it's not like being a woman is easier in dating''

Translation: I am used to a higher hit of dopamine rush in my brain. So while the sight of any plain Jane gives the usual hit for a male, nothing short of GigaChad works for me. Since the world is filled not with the aforementioned Chad but a lot of undesirable men, it is tough for someone to excite me anymore.
 
actually for men its just three:
tall height
good face
big dick
Tbh not like I have those things
''it's tough on this side too, it's not like being a woman is easier in dating''

Translation: I am used to a higher hit of dopamine rush in my brain. So while the sight of any plain Jane gives the usual hit for a male, nothing short of GigaChad works for me. Since the world is filled not with the aforementioned Chad but a lot of undesirable men, it is tough for someone to excite me anymore.
JFL foid logic in a nutshell
 
Women need to check their privilege
full
 

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