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Worst job as an incel - high school teacher?

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What job could possibly be more painful to have as an incel, than being a fucking HS teacher? Not only will you lack the authority over a larger group when you're short (most likely) and quite hideous, but also just seeing all the shit will bring back so many memories...
Imagine walking the hallways, watching the hs chads mess around with the girls. Probably you'll even hear the girls gossip about how they're gonna get fucked by some chad later... Also seeing all these beta-soyboys orbiting these girls would drive me crazy.
 
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I'd rather work in an all-boys school.
 
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This makes me sad. I am actually good at lecturing.
 
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This makes me sad. I am actually good at lecturing.
Considered middle school or maybe college? I'd say those alternatives are better.
 
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College professor. Its the same situations except now that the girls are old enough for you to bang, you know none of them will ever give you a chance.
 
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@Mainländer thoughts?
 
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College professor. Its the same situations except now that the girls are old enough for you to bang, you know none of them will ever give you a chance.
Yea, maybe you're right. At least in college you won't see as much, since it's more anonymous in general, which huge classes etc
 
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Yea, maybe you're right. At least in college you won't see as much, since it's more anonymous in general, which huge classes etc
No way man, if you stand outside a college campus you'll see plenty of chads and stacies leaving in a car together
 
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Being a teacher is cucked tbh, especially if you agree to help the stacies on their homework.
 
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Being a teacher is cucked tbh, especially if you agree to help the stacies on their homework.
Teachers can get sex from female students in exchange for good grades tho so thats one way to ascend
 
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I noticed that whenever an incel teacher would look at a girl once then they'd all start gossiping about how hes a pedophile waiting to rape them.
Imagine teaching those hot jb's every single day and not being able to even look at them
 
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Teachers can get sex from female students in exchange for good grades tho so thats one way to ascend
Then the stacies cuck you by calling the fbi and the cops for "rape"
 
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you would know the layout of the school and what shortcuts to take, that could lend itself useful...(in minecraft)
 
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I would fucking hate that job. likely rope within the first two weeks
you would know the layout of the school and what shortcuts to take, that could lend itself useful...(in minecraft)
Just lock the windows and close the door on your biggest class. (in Mario kart)
 
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Retail, imagine having to serve Chad and stacy while they buy condoms an alcohol.

Yes this is something that happened to me when I was working retail back when I was 18-19.

Suicide fuel overload
 
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Teachers can get sex from female students in exchange for good grades tho so thats one way to ascend
And then get your ass thrown in the slammer for "abuse of authority"
 
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Psychiatrist. Having to listen to normie so-called problems while you legitimately suffer.
 
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Any job involving chad and stacys.
 
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hotel cleaning staff.
you have to clean up after the remains of the debauchery of chad and stacy and you get paid fuck all
 
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There's a guy here who works as a high school teacher. He said he just takes meth or something to pass the time and his suffering. Forgot who it was
 
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No way I do a job that benefits Chads, normies and foids.
Also if their parents are my age it would mean that I would be raising the very offspring foids of my generation will have refused to give me. This is beyond cucked :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy:
 
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Most suifuel job for incels tbh
 
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I think there is a high school teacher here.
There's a semi-incel in atomic particles(houellebecq novel) that is a high school teacher and it's just like you are saying truly hell. I remember one passage there is a chad in his class that is taunting him by fondling the stacy next to him right in front of the teacher because he knows the teacher has a crush on her.

He always wore a baseball cap and Nikes; I was convinced he had a huge dick. All the girls threw themselves at this big baboon and here I was trying to teach them about Mallarmé- what the fuck was the point? This is the way western civilization will end, I thought bitterly, people worshiping in front of big dicks like hamadryas baboons.
 
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Retail, imagine having to serve Chad and stacy while they buy condoms an alcohol.

Yes this is something that happened to me when I was working retail back when I was 18-19.

Suicide fuel overload
What do you work now I want to get out of retail
 
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What job could possibly be more painful to have as an incel, than being a fucking HS teacher? Not only will you lack the authority over a larger group when you're short (most likely) and quite hideous, but also just seeing all the shit will bring back so many memories...
Imagine walking the hallways, watching the hs chads mess around with the girls. Probably you'll even hear the girls gossip about how they're gonna get fucked by some chad later... Also seeing all these beta-soyboys orbiting these girls would drive me crazy.
I would give incels high grades while making it very difficult for Chads and Stacies. I would take off points for the most petty of reasons (such as spelling or grammar).
 
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any coach that coaches an all girls team like swimming or volleyball for example
you get the fittest and hottest and TIGHTEST girls and see them develope multiple times a week

you can even touch them and hug them and help them stretch and see them all sweaty and before they go in the locker rooms for showers. see them take off their shirts in triumph. see the obvious school slut. see the obvious lesbo on the team. yet you can NEVER sex them or even kiss them (legally)

i knew a tennis coach that would drive the poor girls home when they didnt have a ride home. take 3-4 hours out of his own schedule to do this because the parents were too stupid to plan transportation. or the girls too dumb to think of how they were getting home. and guess what? they all called him a pedophile creep and mocked him when he wasnt around. called him chickenlegs and made fun of him to his face about his baldspot. if he looked like Hemsworth or Tatum all those same girls would be saying he was the sweetest guy in the world and literally BEGGING for their coach to explode deep inside theur tight, moist, delicious, underage pussy
 
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What's a good job for incels that doesn't involve having to get degrees?
 
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any coach that coaches an all girls team like swimming or volleyball for example
you get the fittest and hottest and TIGHTEST girls and see them develope multiple times a week

you can even touch them and hug them and help them stretch and see them all sweaty and before they go in the locker rooms for showers. see them take off their shirts in triumph. see the obvious school slut. see the obvious lesbo on the team. yet you can NEVER sex them or even kiss them (legally)

i knew a tennis coach that would drive the poor girls home when they didnt have a ride home. take 3-4 hours out of his own schedule to do this because the parents were too stupid to plan transportation. or the girls too dumb to think of how they were getting home. and guess what? they all called him a pedophile creep and mocked him when he wasnt around. called him chickenlegs and made fun of him to his face about his baldspot. if he looked like Hemsworth or Tatum all those same girls would be saying he was the sweetest guy in the world and literally BEGGING for their coach to explode deep inside theur tight, moist, delicious, underage pussy
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Teachers can get sex from female students in exchange for good grades tho so thats one way to ascend
Fucking retarded if you think female students are really fucking ugly teachers. Foids would rather redo the grade and do summer school then to suck incel cock
 
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Yea probably hs teacher
 
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I'm unsure what's the worst job as an incel tbh. I guess it depends how you look at things. But I personally think blue collar is the worst in general.
 
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Cameraman, stage boy, makeup man at a porn shooting.
 
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What about suicide hotline operator?
 
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What about suicide hotline operator?
Well, If I started working as a suicide hotline operator I'd just encourage people to do it, because life sucks. I guess most incels would do the same
 
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Well, If I started working as a suicide hotline operator I'd just encourage people to do it, because life sucks. I guess most incels would do the same
You could blackpill a lot of people.
 
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any job that requires you to leave your room
 
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The thing is many men become teachers, so why do they do it?
 
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The worst job for an incel is anything where the pay is based on tips
 
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I hate school in general tbh,can't see myself as a teacher
 
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