"Fuck it!" say you. You're getting away from the world to monk mode in peace. Some incels hunger for human interaction. But other incels just wanna be left alone. If you're more likely to go mad from the noise before you go mad from the silence, how about these 9 fantastic getaways?
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1. Historic Countryside Village
Every place has Internet access. It might not be the greatest, but you will have electricity and Internet. But remember: You will remain incel.
1. Historic Countryside Village
- Population between 1500-2000, but you live 6 miles away from all the action, on the outskirts. The highlands, overlooking the lights of the popular area of the village.
- Your closest neighbor is this guy, he lives half a mile away but sometimes his sheep come near your house.
- Can only be reached via a 2,000 foot hiking trail from the city, guarded by steep climbs.
- Beach bungalow with an open archway for a front door, a futon for a bed, and a hammock on the front "lawn."
- If you can make it to the city, there's a Señor Frog's. The city is a popular Spring Break spot, but your beach is never visited.
- 25 miles off the coast a mysterious island can be found, if you have a boat.
- Island cottage overlooking calm seas.
- Island populated predominantly by old beanie-wearing fishermen who catch fish 'til sunset.
- Major seafood companies come by every now and then to buy the fish. This is where most of the island gets its money.
- Houses are close together, so you have many neighbors. But they're quiet, and the majority of their outside activity is sitting outside of cafes and talking quietly.
- Picture rockbound cliffs, like you'd see in Maine or Dover. The tide crashes constantly and violently, to lull you to sleep at night.
- House is decorated inside and outside with stuff like anchors and scrimshaw and ships in bottles.
- A mile's walk through a spooky and not entirely charted black forest separates you from the rest of town, a sleepy Dutch hamlet of a few hundred people.
- Folklore says that hundreds of years ago, witches lived in this town. And at least one undead Hessian soldier.
- In town resides pumpkin farmers who offer hayrides around Halloween.
- Charming log cabin way up north. Lights have a soft, warm glow. Hidden under a canopy of tall spruce, pine, & fir trees.
- Very frequent heavy snow.
- 500 feet away is a river that you, and other fishermen, can catch salmon. But if you want to flavor the salmon, you have to go into town.
- Town is a nearby Terry Redlin-esque village with a tight-knit community that gathers for the holiday season. But no one will invite you to the proceedings if you keep a low profile.
- Your house has no gas heating, you'll have to buy or chop your own firewood for the fireplace.
- House in the hills, straight out of those lazy countryside summer vacations you see in anime specials sometimes.
- You get this house for free.
- Noodle cart delivery is available if you sign up for it.
- In the summertime you can hear splashing from the nearby watering hole, and kids playing suikawari in the distance.
- Crate house near a minesite in the Australian outback.
- 50 miles away from the Kimberley.
- A short walkabout will lead you to an indigenous village, who will share their spirit visions with you.
- Single story Mission Revival style property.
- The only radio station out here plays mostly mariachi.
- There's a nearby grocery store, but it has that musty smell that "exotic" stores have. And very little of the groceries have an English translation. But you can tell from the logos what a lot of stuff is. You know what Coca-Cola looks like.
- There's a taqueria here that offers water and loaded nachos for free.
- Remotest of the remote. Might as well be on another planet.
- You're paid to live here by the government. 12 miles away the military does weapon tests.
- There are no nearby grocery stores, you're given a monthly food stipend that you spend on an online government-issue grocery store. The food is then shipped to you.
- You get to have a radio station, do what you will with it.
- When weapons are detonated, you may have to stay inside for upwards of two weeks, for your health.
