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Experiment Would you get a boner from holding hands with a girl?

Would you get a boner from holding hands with a girl?


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I'm so emotionally deprived that I probably would ngl
what about you?
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Yes, a full raging boner.
 
idk tbh, maybe
 
Not necessarily from the hand holding, but from imagining what I'd be doing to/with her.
 
I could get a boner from a foid just breathing on me, let alone holding hands with one.
 
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probably not unless im really attracted to her
 
Can't tell because never held a girl's hand
 
Only if that hand was leading me to her bedroom.

Happened with an escort a couple of times doing GFE roleplay.
 
No. Holding hands would not do anything for me. To the ones who would get a full raging boner, are you on NoFap?
 
i would get a full raging boner if i got closer to her and she hugged me or something cause pheromones and stuff
 
Not at all. But then again I am a coomer so I wouldn't even get hard if I saw an escort irl.
 
Not at all. But then again I am a coomer so I wouldn't even get hard if I saw an escort irl.
you need fix that shit ASAP. or you will be permanently fucked
 
Pretty sure I would.
 
My dick would probably become giga hard and fall off.
 
No?

I struggled to even get full hardons with legit naked whores. Holding hands would make me happy, but wouldn't do a thing for my dick ngl.
 
Yeah, I'd probably get a full rager. I mean, fuck, I'm completely sexually, emotionally, and physically deprived, any amount of that shit (like holding hands, for example) is gonna feel like so much more than it is, just by comparison to the complete lack I had before.
 
I got a pretty decent one from hugging a girl platonically
 
Throbbing errection no Larp, I get hard easy anyways and that would be the most intimate I’ve ever gotten
 
most likely yes, I get horny af when I'm near a hot girl
 
don't even know. i hardly get aroused from 3d women anymore.
 
I got a boner a few months ago when I had to shake hands with a girl. She's a bit of an oddball and likes to squeeze your hand hard like a man. I immidiately got a full ranging boner and fapped at least 5 times to that though so far.
 
I wear multiple layers of underwear and long, tunic like shirts to avoid having my boners detected in public. All I have to do is glance at an ass for one second and my boner is telling me to rape.
 
i don't even get hard from watching porn, have to jerk a little before i get a full erection
 
Definitely rock hard
 
If I found her at least moderately attractive, yes, absolutely. This has happened before - one time I approached a girl and was holding her hands and as a result I became absolutely rock hard, then I was walking around for a good 10 minutes with a semi, then on the train home I felt a distinct wet sensation in my boxers - The Lonely Island's words had become reality - I had jizzed in my pants.

When you go so long without physical intimate contact with girls, anything resembling it sends all sorts of endorphins rushing to your brain - it's simply a natural reaction.
 
Girls that talk to me for a minute or more or even bothers to somehow say hi to me would give me a massive fucking boner, if a girl were to hold my hands I unironically think I would coom
 
Just sitting next to one gives me one
 
I will get hard if your Avi holds my hand
 
I get boners even if a girl replies my messages
 
yeah i haven't watched hentai in a while. anything physical would
 
I get boners on the few instances I make eye contact with a girl
 
I have awfully ugly and fat hands plus, unlike normal humans that have clean, white hands mine is a bit brown. Jfl, even my hands aren't that attractive to women she'd probably barf after holding my hands.
 
You know when you are younger and have to kiss your Auntie or hug your female cousins because it is polite?
I'd always get a massive fucking boner. Physical contact with females is just so foreign to me

Great Example: I'm 15 or 16 in high school. Our coach is a SJW Feminist like 20 years before it was a thing. She has us pair into groups to do fitness tests. Like usual, I cannot get anybody to group up with me so the coach forces two Alpha girls (is that terminology a thing?) to do the fitness test on me. I guess the coach was thinking the two girls were going to "whip me" into shape or something but instead the two girls were sporty girls and very competitive. At one point we are doing jump-height testing (box jumps & tape measure jumps) where your partner is behind you to catch you in case you fall. This one girl was jumping higher and higher and near the end when she was all sweaty and losing her endurance she was also losing her balance and falling back onto me. A few times her butt backed into me and once or twice me and the other girl caught her. My hands were on her sweaty little tiny petite waist. Was fucking boner fuel!! She was wearing a really tight white t-shirt and with all her sweat it was almost see-thru.

In the end the tests finished and class was over. I was slumped over the majority of the class to hide my erection but as I was walking to the showers my dick went full mast. I couldn't go into the showers full of guys with a raging erection! They'd think I was gay!! So I quickly rushed to a bathroom stall and took care of business. Waited a few minutes for it to die down then took a shower after everybody left. My erection was so strong I remember being in class the next period and getting another full mast erection just remembering the way the Alpha girl smelled. (She was a basketball team leader and the other girl was some Volleyball chick)
 
I shook hands with a foid once in 2015 and it's one of my most treasured memories, of course I'd get a boner from holding hands.
 
If she has good looking hands tbh.
 
Blood would probably rush to my head from the stress of the situation instead of my dick tbh
 
No, I'd be too nervous about her thinking I smell something. My hands will probably get all sweaty and she'll find a reason to stop holding hands
 

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