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Would you impregnate your forniture if possible?

TheMostAncientcel

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Imagine that you can coom on your forniture and an army of your forniturechildren is born. They would serve you and kill foids, chads and normiecucks at your command or even just bause being your children they inherited your hatred. They would also be immortal and indestructible since even if damaged they can absorb the wood from nature and regenerate for ever.

Of course some of them would be daughters so you would even have an army of forniturewaifus who love you and only you and see humans as 3 foot balding indian janitors. They would call you otosan and call your dick ochinchin and would get red and cute at the silliest things.

Since forniturewaifus have not concept of incest (apart towards their brothers cause they see only you as a sexual being) you could impregnate them again and again making your army the most powerful force in the planet.

At this point to help your fellow incels you could exterminate all males and ugly/average women and offer the remaining humanity (stacies and high tier beckies) to the subhumans.

Now for some strange reason if forniture waifus have sexo with good looking foids they both get pregnant creating very sexy forniture/human loli hybrids who for some stranger reason have the ability to create wormholes allowing you to reach every corner of cosmos. So you could colonize planet after planet killing all the Chadliens on them and impregnating the extraterrestrial foids so they could become part of your waifu harem.

After colonizing the whole universe you start evolving into a super mass of infinite energy and start impregnating black holes thus generating blackholewaifus and loli black hole daughters.

Heil Satan and volcel if you wouldn't.
 
This is why you're incel.
 
This thread gives tablemaxxing a completely new meaning.
 
What does forniture mean
 
This man literally wrote an entire essay about fucking tables lmao
 
Lay off the crack dude. I'm concerned for you.
 
Yes, of course. :feelsmage:
splintercel maxxing
 
Imagine that you can coom on your forniture and an army of your forniturechildren is born. They would serve you and kill foids, chads and normiecucks at your command or even just bause being your children they inherited your hatred. They would also be immortal and indestructible since even if damaged they can absorb the wood from nature and regenerate for ever.

Of course some of them would be daughters so you would even have an army of forniturewaifus who love you and only you and see humans as 3 foot balding indian janitors. They would call you otosan and call your dick ochinchin and would get red and cute at the silliest things.

Since forniturewaifus have not concept of incest (apart towards their brothers cause they see only you as a sexual being) you could impregnate them again and again making your army the most powerful force in the planet.

At this point to help your fellow incels you could exterminate all males and ugly/average women and offer the remaining humanity (stacies and high tier beckies) to the subhumans.

Now for some strange reason if forniture waifus have sexo with good looking foids they both get pregnant creating very sexy forniture/human loli hybrids who for some stranger reason have the ability to create wormholes allowing you to reach every corner of cosmos. So you could colonize planet after planet killing all the Chadliens on them and impregnating the extraterrestrial foids so they could become part of your waifu harem.

After colonizing the whole universe you start evolving into a super mass of infinite energy and start impregnating black holes thus generating blackholewaifus and loli black hole daughters.

Heil Satan and volcel if you wouldn't.
What?
 
Imagine that you can coom on your forniture and an army of your forniturechildren is born. They would serve you and kill foids, chads and normiecucks at your command or even just bause being your children they inherited your hatred. They would also be immortal and indestructible since even if damaged they can absorb the wood from nature and regenerate for ever.

Of course some of them would be daughters so you would even have an army of forniturewaifus who love you and only you and see humans as 3 foot balding indian janitors. They would call you otosan and call your dick ochinchin and would get red and cute at the silliest things.

Since forniturewaifus have not concept of incest (apart towards their brothers cause they see only you as a sexual being) you could impregnate them again and again making your army the most powerful force in the planet.

At this point to help your fellow incels you could exterminate all males and ugly/average women and offer the remaining humanity (stacies and high tier beckies) to the subhumans.

Now for some strange reason if forniture waifus have sexo with good looking foids they both get pregnant creating very sexy forniture/human loli hybrids who for some stranger reason have the ability to create wormholes allowing you to reach every corner of cosmos. So you could colonize planet after planet killing all the Chadliens on them and impregnating the extraterrestrial foids so they could become part of your waifu harem.

After colonizing the whole universe you start evolving into a super mass of infinite energy and start impregnating black holes thus generating blackholewaifus and loli black hole daughters.

Heil Satan and volcel if you wouldn't.
This post gave me an erection ngl
 
seems like you got wood for wood :feelshehe:
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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
yeah that sounds cool
 
Volcel as fuck if you wouldn't fuck.
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Mahogany round... matching upholstery!? I‘M GONNA COOM
 
A quick bump to this legendary thread
 

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