Discussion Would you rather get a heartfelt blowjob from a 25 yo 300 lb landwhale or a blowjob from a 39 year old escort?

[Deleted member 18193]

25 yo 300 lb landwhale. The 39 year old escort is not a landwhale and is a 5/10. Meant to add a poll, but discuss. I'm personally having a hard time with this one.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Id rather jerk off.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

25 yo 300 lb landwhale. The 39 year old escort is not a landwhale and is a 5/10. Meant to add a poll, but discuss. I'm personally having a hard time with this one.

39 year old

 

[Ecstasy]

Hmmm, I guess the landwhale and I will close my eyes
Do we imply that the escort doesnt put any effort into it?

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Hmmm, I guess the landwhale and I will close my eyes
Do we imply that the escort doesnt put any effort into it?

idk, just whatever you'd expect the escort to be

 

[Cowcel]

Landwhale

 

[metabuxx]

Id rather jerk off.

 

[Caesercel]

Landwhale plz

I'm personally having a hard time with this one.

 

[Patches]

If im in this kind of situation and i can only choose one i would game end myself on the spot tbh

 

[Ecstasy]

idk, just whatever you'd expect the escort to be

If shes passionate about it I'll take the escort

 

[Hate_my_life]

If im in this kind of situation and i can only choose one i would game end myself on the spot tbh

 

[Words2_live_bye]

What's the difference though?
How will it be being "heartfelt" make any much of a difference?

 

[LooksAreLife]

blowjob from escort

 

[Deleted member 18193]

What's the difference though?
How will it be being "heartfelt" make any much of a difference?

the word "heartfelt" might mean validation to some people idk. that's up to the reader to decide I guess.

 

[shii410]

300 lbs is literally more than twice my weight and over triple my BMI depending on how tall she is. it'd be really disturbing

the escort is old enough to be my mom but I think that's the better choice overall

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

heartfelt

 

[Deleted member 18193]

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cmon man, its from the bottom of her heart bro

 

[Words2_live_bye]

the word "heartfelt" might mean validation to some people idk. that's up to the reader to decide I guess.

i guess i'd go with whatever one looks most attractive to me

 

[joe_incel123]

You can get a free blowjob from a landwahle?

Chad confirmed, ban

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

cmon man, its from the bottom of her heart bro

 

[Deleted member 18193]

You can get a free blowjob from a landwahle?

Chad confirmed, ban

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Neither.

 

[mhhcookies]

Escort.

 

[penismaster768]

39 year old escort, I don't want my dick to smell like mcdonalds after getting the landwhale blowjob

 

[dirtykombatcel]

There is no such thing as 'from the bottom of their hearts' when it comes to foids, as they don't have this.

 

[Deleted member 26180]

Definitely landwhale. It's the thought that counts in these cases or it's just not enjoyable.