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Discussion Write something foids would rather do instead of fucking you

Uglyme

Uglyme

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I'll start: foids would rather eat a dozen cockroaches infected with coronavirus instead of fucking me.
 
They would rather personally peel all their skin off with an ice cream scoop, throw themselves into a bathtub filled with salt and soap while impaling themselves on a spike coated with Ebola singing this

With acids in their throats for a total of 24 straight hours before being lit on fire with a flamethrower in the tub and getting nuked with the entire nuclear arsenal of Russia.

That's preferable to having sex with me pewpew.
 
Fuck animals, fruits and vegetables.
 
Fuck an incel
 
Foids have a very low tolerance to being inconvenienced, they'd probably fuck a truecel cop just to get out of a speeding ticket.
 
decapitating people, having sex with dead bodies and face-fucking severed heads
 
wank off with hair combs and cucumbers
 

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