Serious You have a bigger chance of getting bitten by a shark and surviving than getting a girlfriend

[frustratedhapa]

@wereqryan Made a post earlier about how getting a girlfriend is like winning the lottery and how most men have a bigger chance at winning in the stock market than ascending. Well this made me think about all the different RARE things a sub6 man has a better shot of doing than getting a girlfriend. One of them is getting bitten by a shark and surviving. About ten years ago my dad told me about how his business partner went on a family vacation to the carribean and his son got bitten by a shark while snorkeling. His son survived and ended up only needing a few stitches. But guess what? He's two years younger than me (27) and doesn't have a girlfriend. I'm pretty damn sure he's never had a girlfriend because he is ugly and short. Another reason I suspect this is because his dad came over for dinner 6 years ago and asked ME if I know any cute girls to introduce his son to. His dad said something along the lines of "he is 21 and has never had a girlfriend and he is shy, do you happen to know any cute single girls?". I remember telling him "i'm in the same predicament myself". Then there was an awkward silence and he changed the topic. Anyway...... this guy got bitten by a shark but has never had a girlfriend and is still a virgin at 27. According to google, a person in the US only has a 1 in 11.5 million chance of getting bitten by a shark and surviving. A person's chance of getting bitten by a shark and dying are 1 in 3,748,067. In a lifetime, you are more likely to die from fireworks (1 in 340,733), lightning (1 in 79,746), drowning (1 in 1,134), a car accident (1 in 84), stroke (1 in 24), or heart disease (1 in 5). I really truly seriously believe that sub6 men have a better chance at getting bitten by sharks or getting struck by lightning than getting girlfriends.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i'm really curious about this scenario where a virgin 25 year old sub8 man goes somewhere, is accepted, well liked, and gets a girlfriend.

sorry but it's crazier than sci-fi to me. 0% odds.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Even better chance of winning the million dollar jackpot tbh

 

[Dionysus]

better chance of going to the moon

 

[Deleted member 16809]

As long as we are not in another dimension or alternate reality, its impossible

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have more of a chance of getting eaten by a Komodo dragon than ever touching the skin of a female

 

[frustratedhapa]

I have more of a chance of getting eaten by a Komodo dragon than ever touching the skin of a female

Have you ever seen a video of an animal getting eaten by a komodo dragon? I saw a video recently of a deer getting eaten by 3 of them and they were eating it alive. They didn't even bite its neck or attempt to kill it first. And a komodo dragon's bites are pretty small so so imagine how many bites and how long it took for the deer to finally die. horrible death! and yes, all incels have a better chance at getting eaten alive by Komodo dragons than getting GFs

 

[seija]

Better chance of developing a way to be immortal.

 

[Darth Cialis]

Of course because sharks can't rend our highly trained gymcel muscles.

 

[Neggr]

This is a pretty brutal realization, ngl.