Cope You vs everyone (read OP)

[ItsOver4cel]

After an entire day of coping and LDARing in your room alone, you meet some omnipotent genius who'll grant you any wish you desire short of having superpowers (Infinite wish hax doesn't work here jtlyk).
But first, you'll have to face every single user who has made an account on this forum barehanded and defeat them (that means just fist fights w/o weapons), 1v1 in consecutive rounds, coming back at full health everytime you win ofc. You just have 1 year of prep and are given knowledge of everyone by the genius himself to prepare ur ass and become Chad (or some other wish you desire lol).
Could you pull it off and step on all the gymcels?
Edit: I forgot to put it on offtopic rofl

 

[FidelCashflow]

No I'd get killed by Tyrone t and his 6'5 BBC body

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Dunno man. Would be pretty difficult against tallcels with good training and big frames.

 

[Ropemaxx]

Cringe thread ngl

 

[Mahlo]

Nah, I'm weak as shit and a beta loser so I'd die round 1.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Cringe thread ngl

Sorry 4 my sperg ass

 

[Convergence]

I am orange belt in judo, could handle.
Beating = making them faint?

Sorry 4 my sperg ass

fuck him, I liked it. Not your fault that there are people incapable of abstraction.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Beating = making them faint?

Yeah win can be by K.O. or death

fuck him, I liked it. Not your fault that there are people incapable of abstraction.

Also thx but I've been feelin way more autistic these days ngl

 

[Total Imbecile]

I would get destroyed by the first user I face, theres no way I can 1 v 1 anyone, no matter how much prep I have Im too subhuman to defeat an actual human being

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Oh easy, I'd just inject myself with roids and gymmaxx/healthmaxx like crazy.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

After an entire day of coping and LDARing in your room alone, you meet some omnipotent genius who'll grant you any wish you desire short of having superpowers (Infinite wish hax doesn't work here jtlyk).
But first, you'll have to face every single user who has made an account on this forum barehanded and defeat them (that means just fist fights w/o weapons), 1v1 in consecutive rounds, coming back at full health everytime you win ofc. You just have 1 year of prep and are given knowledge of everyone by the genius himself to prepare ur ass and become Chad (or some other wish you desire lol).
Could you pull it off and step on all the gymcels?
Edit: I forgot to put it on offtopic rofl

Tall gymmaxxed cels (volcels) will already defeat us

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

Oh this’ll be easy, the guy whose joints are fucked can easily beat the gymrats

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I am orange belt in judo, could handle.
Beating = making them faint?

fuck him, I liked it. Not your fault that there are people incapable of abstraction.

I’ll take you on with Brazilian jiu jitsu

 

[Witchy_hyena]

I’ll take you on with Brazilian jiu jitsu

Very joe rogan podcast vibes

 

[bait____]

Might win some rounds but loose against tallcels and gymcells

 

[Incellectual]

even if you were giga strong you would run out of energy before beating everyone.

 

[NearlyOver]

(Infinite wish hax doesn't work here jtlyk).

Why do you guys always ix this?? Come on!!

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

I cannot beat the 6'3 tallfags so I'd save myself from being beaten to a bloody pulp and decline the offer.

 

[Yerberito]

I will lose

 

[Ellsworth]

Tbh with those stipulations I think I would have a good shot.

 

[truthpill]

I'd get fucking obliterated and annihilated ngl

 

[Deleted member 21227]

I'd get fucking obliterated and annihilated ngl

All the Chad fakecel faggots here

 

[truthpill]

All the Chad fakecel faggots here

They'd obliterate u and me ngl

 

[MaxZM98]

no rofl. jesus christ.

 

[AsiaCel]

so many tallfags here so no

 

[Izayacel]

If i try maybe , im strong but never needet IT or used it in past (, was bluepilled ) If anyone comes of stupid now i wouldnt give IT a Second thought and Just Beat the Shit Out of him

 

[azakhan]

Probably no but I would go berserk and resort to dirty techniques.
Nwm I just read I could train for one year, then i guess I could do it.

 

[beta_max]

Not a chance. I'm too high inhib for that. Plus my strength and health has deteriorated over the years.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Probably not.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

even if you were giga strong you would run out of energy before beating everyone.

Your stats get refilled after every round btw

 

[Galleo]

Galleo would take them all at once, come at me bro.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I'm literally a main character. There isnt any way for me to lose

 

[ItsOver4cel]

come at me bro.

Did I just hear 1st person coming from u?

 

[Galleo]

Did I just hear 1st person coming from u?

Galleo slipped and has already lost. *leaves thread in shame *

 

[TheCrock]

If I'm the only one who prepares and trains, I don't see why not. Just gain 100 lbs of muscle with steroids and do some MMA.

 

[PPEcel]

Galleo slipped and has already lost. *leaves thread in shame *

mogs me

 

[Excluded]

No, too much chads here they'll beat me

 

[ItsOver4cel]

No, too much chads here they'll beat me

Based. chads.co is more than just a meme

 

[LastGerman]

No, too much chads here they'll beat me

 

[Deleted member 21514]

I would get beaten by 80% of the forum tbh i'm weak as fuck

 

[Excluded]

I wouldn't even move that thing

 

[Wristlet 2]

no lol im a giga wrist cel

 

[Deleted member 22685]

who'll grant you any wish you desire short of having superpowers

What does classify as a superpower here? Can i just wish to become an expert in any martial and self defence art possible?
EDIT: Sorry am sperg didn't read it correctly
Idk, maybe, depends how fast i could learn MMA

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

Tall cells and gymcels would kill me

 

[Lux]

No, i would not win, but i would wanna see a battle royale, a death game made by god; i do not have the physique to win. I wish.

 

[Deleted member 44005]

I'm a framecel the average user here could destroy me

 

[Deleted member 40650]

We can find out