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Discussion You win $100 million on the lottery. What do you do?

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Winning the lottery one day is one of my biggest copes. I'd do the following if I won $100 million

>move to Spain/Portugal and buy a big mansion with a garden, pool etc from a very peaceful neighborhood near a large city, that would look like this
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>I'd spend the days making and listening to music, smoking weed, drinking and fucking prostitutes
>buy expensive cars
>Sometimes I'd travel to the US to party and fuck bitches that I'd get by being moneymaxxed, I've always wanted to live in the US and visit all the big cities (los angeles, new york etc)
>try to become famous by paying big producers to make hit songs with me
>use drugs and party
>only fly with private jets
>rope at 40 because nothing could make me happy anymore
 
1. See if I've been made public.
2. Check to see how much I owe in taxes.
 
Damn dude I dont know. Probably buy a big ass mansion and cars and shit.

I just dont want to betabuxx. That's miserable as fuck.
 
Save like 20% just in case and then cope for the rest of my days with the rest of the money
 
Damn dude I dont know. Probably buy a big ass mansion and cars and shit.

I just dont want to betabuxx. That's miserable as fuck.

Betabuxxing is only betabuxxing if you're not rich. All the rich Chad actors etc are betabuxxers to their hot model girlfriends but it doesn't matter cus they are so rich they wont even notice the money they spend on their girlfriends missing
 
Spend it on onlyfans.

















Ha, yeah right.
House, family sorted the same, rent properties for passive income, move to sea like Vietnam or some shit, run jbw jbr, finance clinic & school in village, pick best looking girl in village, done.

Oh & finance a bunch of nerds to make sexbots for all the incels to cope.
 
Betabuxxing is only betabuxxing if you're not rich. All the rich Chad actors etc are betabuxxers to their hot model girlfriends but it doesn't matter cus they are so rich they wont even notice the money they spend on their girlfriends missing
If I get rich foids would date me for my money and not for who I am and thats depressing as fuck
 
Kind of hard for me to wrap my head around that amount of money.
 
>house
>car (but i don't have license)
>high end gaming PC
>sexdoll
>home gym room
>lots of good food
>probably a few escorts ngl
 
Give out free money to based users here, and invite them to live in the new uncucked village I build.
 
Where do you live? I imagine not Spain or Portugal or the United States?
 
Daydreaming about pleasures I'll never experience hurts my soul.
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Scandinavia.

See, the way you talk about the US, you make it sound better than it actually is. What is the "etc." in "Los Angeles, New York, etc.?" Because we don't really have many other cities that compare to those. And even those two cities aren't that great.
 
See, the way you talk about the US, you make it sound better than it actually is. What is the "etc." in "Los Angeles, New York, etc.?" Because we don't really have many other cities that compare to those. And even those two cities aren't that great.

No idea, tbh my view of America has been brainwashed by Hollywood media
 
No idea, tbh my view of America has been brainwashed by Hollywood media

I'm not saying Hollywood is lies, but how many cities beside Los Angeles and New York City do you see in Hollywood movies?
 
I'm not saying Hollywood is lies, but how many cities beside Los Angeles and New York City do you see in Hollywood movies?

Like Houston, Portland, Seattle, Las Vegas, Miami, Chigago etc
 
Like Houston, Portland, Seattle, Las Vegas, Miami, Chigago etc

Okay, New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Las Vegas, these are global cities, yeah. I think Houston, Portland, Seattle, and even Chicago, while big cities, are just cities.
 
Okay, New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Las Vegas, these are global cities, yeah. I think Houston, Portland, Seattle, and even Chicago, while big cities, are just cities.

I just want to experience the American culture if u know what I mean. I want to visit grand canyon, see the white house, see the hollywood sign, go to an American bar, visit walmart, 7eleven, niagara falls, empire state building, venice beach, shoot guns at a gun range,

I want to personally experience the all kinds of sights and cities and buildings Ive seen in movies and media for my entire life. This might sound funny to an American because its so normal to you but I want to experience it at least once, first hand
 
Construct a large compound somewhere deep in the Siberian wilderness, start a cult and gather followers buy offering them somewhere to stay and food, as it is completely cut off from society brainwashing can begin, stockpile illegal weaponry and manufacture explosives and chemicals in massive workshops inside the compound, teach the members that they will be rewarded if the give their lives to the cause, start bombings and mass shootings.
Not sure what to do from their but I just want to do it because I hate the government. This will all be done in minecraft btw.
 
I would fund incels.co servers for the rest of eternity
 
I don't know, my brain wouldn't be prepared for the amount of fake people that would surround me.
 
I would buy some land somewhere and have an architect design me my dream home. Buy some exotic cars and try and pour a lot of money into household robotics. I would hire incels type employees only and we would buy some intellectual property to advance our projects, setup prototyping and eventually production. The products would only be allowed to buy by certain men though not available to the public.
 
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I just want to experience the American culture if u know what I mean. I want to visit grand canyon, see the white house, see the hollywood sign, go to an American bar, visit walmart, 7eleven, niagara falls, empire state building, venice beach, shoot guns at a gun range,

I want to personally experience the all kinds of sights and cities and buildings Ive seen in movies and media for my entire life. This might sound funny to an American because its so normal to you but I want to experience it at least once, first hand

I believe these are things you can do. Start pricing them now. Some of those are pretty easy to do. Maybe you'll love them because they're the first "American" things you've ever done. Maybe you'll be woefully underwhelmed because you'll be like "Oh wait, American bars are like any other shit bar in any other shit part of the world." But because your dreams are so feasible, I say work on them.
 
It's not really that much money bro.

I would buy a wife and a home somewhere. Probably find a village that needs help and become El Patron.
 
Surgery, sarms, personal trainers and cosmetic products to collegenmaxx. Then cope by blowing my money away and rope at 30
 
Prostitutes and drugs
 
I would buy a country/beach side mansion.
 
Never work again
 
Build a big ass cabin on the Great Lakes, a bunch of drugs and live the rest of my life in peace
 
Get a shotgun , so i can kill myself
 
Save it until I'm in a better state of mind
 
Winning the lottery one day is one of my biggest copes. I'd do the following if I won $100 million

>move to Spain/Portugal and buy a big mansion with a garden, pool etc from a very peaceful neighborhood near a large city, that would look like this
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>I'd spend the days making and listening to music, smoking weed, drinking and fucking prostitutes
>buy expensive cars
>Sometimes I'd travel to the US to party and fuck bitches that I'd get by being moneymaxxed, I've always wanted to live in the US and visit all the big cities (los angeles, new york etc)
>try to become famous by paying big producers to make hit songs with me
>use drugs and party
>only fly with private jets
>rope at 40 because nothing could make me happy anymore
Move out the west, buy land away from society, put my money into a hedge fund, and LDAR and Copemaxx until I fucking die alone.
 
Surgery and invest
 
Id buy 2 houses, one in the northeastern United States or somewhere in Canada and another in Sweden or something and just make music, smoke weed, read books and fuck prostitutes as well though. I would buy all the expensive clothing grails that Ive wanted for years probably only like $30,000s worth tbh, buy a motorcycle, and some sort of truck, a powerful pc, best audiophile gear and outdoor gear as well.. That would probably be it as for the luxury spending. You would become suicidal if this is all you did for more than a couple years tho so I would probably try my hand at investing in clothing businesses and even try to start my own brand as well as try out a couple other business ideas and not give a shit if they fail. I would also try my hand at travelling and doing all the bucket list items that Ive always wanted to do.
 
Maybe I’d import some foid who lives in the middle of no where to be my wife because she hasn’t been turned into a western whore
 
Start an official incel political party.
 
I would do a lot of things with that money.
 
buy a new apartment, not super expensive, but not super cheap, i'd buy a good one.

assuming i'd live for more 70 years, that's about 120k per month (if i'm not wrong), i'd use that money to live life as i wish
 
Surgerymaxx as many incels as possible.
 
I would restore a 1969 dodge charger and drive around the world with it for a couple of years and then I would impregnate a tall giga stacy in hope to get a chad son. If it is a daughter, I would try my best for her to not turn into a toilet and invest in some business.
 
Like ive said before, buy a big place in a cheap state (like south dakota, a mansion there is like a million.). Buy the best pc shit i can find and make a monster pc. Buy the best vr headsets. Buy multiple consoles. Buy 1 million for steam, 1 million for ps4, and keep 1 million in a safe for any other thing i need. Bank the rest (which should add out to about 96 or 97 million). Save the money. The million i have saved up would be used to buy whatever else i would want. I could probably never use the 96 million because i wouldnt really want much. Maybe id get a hot tub or some relaxation massage chair too.
 
I would buy all copes in world (bigger house, car, sexdolls etc.).

But thinking about it is just suifuel since it never happens.

I dont even play lottery anyway since its too expensive.
 
Kill all humans

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>hair transplant
>move somewhere tropical
>small house, weed farm
>put the rest of the money in right wing and animal protection organisations
 

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