Gambler Paranoia

[42cel]

Everyone viewing this post is probably an alt of Gambler

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI[/video]

You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Gambler the chad.

He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Gambler the chad

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Gambler the chad)
He's brandishing a thread (It's Gambler the chad)
Lurking in the shadows
Incels.me superstar Gambler the chad

Living in the web (Gambler the chad)
Trolling for sport (Gambler the chad)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Gambler the chad

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Gambler the chad

Sharpening an alt (Gambler the chad)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Gambler the chad)
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Gambler the chad

Fighting for your life with Gambler the chad
Wrestling a knife from Gambler the chad
Stab him in his kidney
Safe at last from Gambler the chad

You limp into the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten
Gambler the chad

Wait! He isn't dead (Gambler surprise)
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do Jis Jitsu

Body slam superstar Gambler the chad
Ledendary fight with Gambler the chad
Normal Tuesday night for Gambler the chad
You try to swing an axe at Gambler the chad

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping his head now
You have just decapitated Gambler the chad

His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Gambler the chad ...

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Gambler isn't a Chad

 

[42cel]

Gambler isn't a Chad

I needed something with the same amount of syllables as "Shia Labeouf". "Gambler the fag" is too cringy, and I think he's a chadlite so I went with it

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

I needed something with the same amount of syllables as "Shia Labeouf". "Gambler the fag" is too cringy, and I think he's a chadlite so I went with it

 

[42cel]

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I don't know what is worse, the Gambler obsession or the Zyros obsession.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I don't know what is worse, the Gambler obsession or the Zyros obsession.

Both are equally worse

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

so many copers here its unreal