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I read somewhere that a roman document mentions him as being fair skinned and having coloured eyes, which could possibly true, because, he lived in the levant. Although, people also say the Levant was browner two thousand years ago, which I double is true, because, I haven't seen an evidence for that. Thoughts?
 
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@GØD Please answer, The Almighty.
 
An obese woman of colour.
 
pretty much what @Arabcel99 his pfp looks like
 
What's your source?
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Hes a turk himself thats the source
Jesus has been painted blue eyed blonde since medieval times thats his true looks
We still don't know for sure, the Bible doesn't go into detail, unlike, Mohamed who we know had white skin.
 
Jesus has been painted blue eyed blonde since medieval times thats his true looks
The Ethiopian orthodox Church portrays him and other biblical figures, as black. Does that mean he was Black?
 
Jesus is a composite character who didn't literally exist. At that time however Jews and most or all of the nearby populations were significantly lighter than they are now.
 
He looked like @faded
 
Obviously you can't trust anything mainstream on this for the last several decades at least. However here are some old depictions from the 4th - 6th century roughly:


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Jews and Greeks

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@GØD Please answer, The Almighty.
Seek and you will receive my Son.

I am pleased that my children show such an interest in history and the prophets of my word.

For this very purpose I have made genetic replicas of each of the prophets every century for those that seek answers.

Each replica has been named after the prophet or religion from which they have been duplicated from and for this century I have provided one such man which should be known to you all.

His name is Christian Bale, I have directed him to perform many roles and take of many different styles so you can relate to and see him on cinema and television.

My son Jesus the Prophet preferred to wear his hair long, which you can see Christian Bale has done so from time to time. And both Jesus and Christian have alternated between shaving and facial hair.

Jesus, like Christian had light brown hair and brown eyes, but was Caucasian. You see His conception was immaculate, produced through divine IVF, his genes not of the land from where he was born

come on now christian bale GIF by Maudit
christian bale laughing GIF
 
Seek and you will receive my Son.

I am pleased that my children show such an interest in history and the prophets of my word.

For this very purpose I have made genetic replicas of each of the prophets every century for those that seek answers.

Each replica has been named after the prophet or religion from which they have been duplicated from and for this century I have provided one such man which should be known to you all.

His name is Christian Bale, I have directed him to perform many roles and take of many different styles so you can relate to and see him on cinema and television.

My son Jesus the Prophet preferred to wear his hair long, which you can see Christian Bale has done so from time to time. And both Jesus and Christian have alternated between shaving and facial hair.

Jesus, like Christian had light brown hair and brown eyes, but was Caucasian. You see His conception was immaculate, produced through divine IVF, his genes not of the land from where he was born

come on now christian bale GIF by Maudit
christian bale laughing GIF
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God, I must know . Is it true Jesus had sex with Mary Magdalene? Meaning he was not an incel?
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Like an average syrian/palestinian most likely

Olive skin,brown/hazel eyes,brown hair etc
 
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God, I must know . Is it true Jesus had sex with Mary Magdalene? Meaning he was not an incel?
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It is true my Son, I am sorry for your disappointment.

Mary Magdalene was a whore and hence Jesus was escortmaxing/slavemaxing. You see, Mary was to be stoned to death for her degenerate sins, but alas! Jesus saved her. In repayment Mary had to see to the physical needs of my Son, Jesus. It was not by choice that Mary received pie after pie of cream as if she did not, it would be straight to the town square to be stoned she’d go.
 
Like an average syrian/palestinian most likely

Olive skin,brown/hazel eyes,brown hair etc
Plenty, of Syrians have a red/blonde hair and blue/green eyes. My brother is a readhead. We are Lebanese.
 
My cousin has colored eyes , I'm le white too!
Well, I do have dark green eyes(hazelish) I never said I'm white. Coloured eyes and hair does exists in the middle East, and we don't even have white blood.
 

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