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It's Over INCEL TRAIT: YOU DONT SHAVE YOUR BALLS

GodspeedPeasant

GodspeedPeasant

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I mean whats the point anyways
 
I do it sometimes but sometimes also im too lazy. The more pubic hair you have, the more you sweat. Also i hate it when cum drips into pubic hair because its hard to clean without showering
 
I mean whats the point anyways
i dont really like this mindset, as an ethnic my balls get very fuckin hairy fast. keeping it groomed atleast feels nicer. same with grooming anything else really..
 
Just shave your balls bro
 
It's very hard to do in my experience, so i don't bother
 
yep. shaving balls is also scary to me
ive been thinking about using a hair removal cream or something
 
never felt the need to shave pubes tbh
 
I don't even know how to do it safely so I don't. I've done it however several times with little scissors before visiting an escort. No need to shave when there's no blowjob for my face, height and aspergers. Over
 
I do it sometimes but sometimes also im too lazy. The more pubic hair you have, the more you sweat. Also i hate it when cum drips into pubic hair because its hard to clean without showering
what do you use ? arent u sacred of accidentally cutting them?
 
I actually find it really nice, both during and after
 
I do it every 2 weeks with a safety razor
 
I shave my entire body besides the head and the eyebrows, ofc
some areas more regularly than other, namely I shave the ones that are visible (when you have clothes on) regularly (at least once a week), the rest like once a month
it goes like this:
- face (beard, mustache): every day or every other day
- legs (the areas not covered by shorts): every 3-4 days
- armpits (because it reduces sweating imo): every week
- arms (the area not covered by a tee, tho usually the entire arms cos they're easy, no point in cutting corners): every 1-2 weeks
- belly and chest (I have a lil floof in my rough belly button area and a lil floof on my chest and around nipples): 2-3 weeks
- pubic area (pp, balls, upper thighs, the front side only): every 2-4 weeks
- asscheeks (also the back side of upper thighs): 1-2 months (especially in winter I may not shave it at all - a very difficult area to shave and the benefit is negligible)
I like to be hairless but my hair grows terribly fast, it's very dense, thick, coarse (that's also why I'd rather keep it shaven), on some areas, like my face, it's still visible right after shaving
for face I use a razor with replaceable cartridges (I replace the cartridge about every 2-3 shaves), a cheap one from Rossmann (it's imo the best shaver, I also have a fancy electric Braun one but it's fucking useless for my hair), I go along the grain and then against the grain for a very close clean shave - sometimes I go without any cream/gel at all (idk what it depends on but sometimes it yields a much cleaner shave + I feel like the chance of cutting is actually lower - I very rarely cut myself, only on the lower lip cos it's a difficult area, I have some floof right under my lips) but usually I use fragnance-free cream for very sensitive skin, again from Rossmann (their own brand, Alterra or something like that), it's very cheap (that's important when you shave so much) and good
for body I sometimes use a hair removal cream (you put it on the skin, wait like 5-15 minutes and just scoop off the hair, it dissolves it), I don't have any brand preference, they're fairly good but an utter bitch to remove completely (it's very sticky, you end up with balls of hair glued together) and the smell is always TERRIBLE, it's so chemical and toxic (and the fuckers have the audacity to write "aroma free" or "subtle fruity aroma" or some shit on the packaging) and after using that, I go with a razor (I use razor every time, the cream only every few shaves) cos you'll always miss something - again, sometimes I go dry, sometimes I use the same sensitive shaving cream
it's such a nice feeling when you feel bedsheets or your clothes against the bare hairless skin and it looks so much better, almost as if I got bits of my childish body back (just a few years ago, when I shaved, I actually got nice smooth skin, but now there are visible roots on my face and legs no matter how hard I try unfortunately)
I do consider doing laser or some other permanent hair removal but it's currently not my priority: I'm pretty settled on body hair but I'm unsure about permanently removing my beard cos if Norwood reaper steals my head hair, I'd have an option of doing a soy beard instead of looking like a child with leukemia + I'm saving these hair follicles as a desperate option for a hair transplant (like I've said, my hair is very dense, so my head hair should easily suffice, but I'm covering all my bases)
I don't do waxing (I've tried a DIY kit once and failed tbh) cos it can create issues if you want to get laser later - my current hair is perfect for laser
when I was a teenager, I also used hydrogen peroxide on my face to hopefully destroy the follicles or at least the hair lighter (I also used it as a retarded skin bleaching method - it works but it's basically just a harsh peeling) - it may be the secret behind a smooth shave (tho it's prolly mostly just me growing up and hormones making my hair stronger, except my temples which were stolen from me overnight), I may try it again
 
Why would I? I'm not a faggot who wants to look smooth like a woman.
 
Why would I? I'm not a faggot who wants to look smooth like a woman.
To avoid sweating. Because I'm compassionate and because smell is very important to me I try and save as often as I can. Though it doesn't work out all the time cause I'm a lazy fuck.
 
I shave my entire body besides the head and the eyebrows, ofc
some areas more regularly than other, namely I shave the ones that are visible (when you have clothes on) regularly (at least once a week), the rest like once a month
it goes like this:
- face (beard, mustache): every day or every other day
- legs (the areas not covered by shorts): every 3-4 days
- armpits (because it reduces sweating imo): every week
- arms (the area not covered by a tee, tho usually the entire arms cos they're easy, no point in cutting corners): every 1-2 weeks
- belly and chest (I have a lil floof in my rough belly button area and a lil floof on my chest and around nipples): 2-3 weeks
- pubic area (pp, balls, upper thighs, the front side only): every 2-4 weeks
- asscheeks (also the back side of upper thighs): 1-2 months (especially in winter I may not shave it at all - a very difficult area to shave and the benefit is negligible)
I like to be hairless but my hair grows terribly fast, it's very dense, thick, coarse (that's also why I'd rather keep it shaven), on some areas, like my face, it's still visible right after shaving
for face I use a razor with replaceable cartridges (I replace the cartridge about every 2-3 shaves), a cheap one from Rossmann (it's imo the best shaver, I also have a fancy electric Braun one but it's fucking useless for my hair), I go along the grain and then against the grain for a very close clean shave - sometimes I go without any cream/gel at all (idk what it depends on but sometimes it yields a much cleaner shave + I feel like the chance of cutting is actually lower - I very rarely cut myself, only on the lower lip cos it's a difficult area, I have some floof right under my lips) but usually I use fragnance-free cream for very sensitive skin, again from Rossmann (their own brand, Alterra or something like that), it's very cheap (that's important when you shave so much) and good
for body I sometimes use a hair removal cream (you put it on the skin, wait like 5-15 minutes and just scoop off the hair, it dissolves it), I don't have any brand preference, they're fairly good but an utter bitch to remove completely (it's very sticky, you end up with balls of hair glued together) and the smell is always TERRIBLE, it's so chemical and toxic (and the fuckers have the audacity to write "aroma free" or "subtle fruity aroma" or some shit on the packaging) and after using that, I go with a razor (I use razor every time, the cream only every few shaves) cos you'll always miss something - again, sometimes I go dry, sometimes I use the same sensitive shaving cream
it's such a nice feeling when you feel bedsheets or your clothes against the bare hairless skin and it looks so much better, almost as if I got bits of my childish body back (just a few years ago, when I shaved, I actually got nice smooth skin, but now there are visible roots on my face and legs no matter how hard I try unfortunately)
I do consider doing laser or some other permanent hair removal but it's currently not my priority: I'm pretty settled on body hair but I'm unsure about permanently removing my beard cos if Norwood reaper steals my head hair, I'd have an option of doing a soy beard instead of looking like a child with leukemia + I'm saving these hair follicles as a desperate option for a hair transplant (like I've said, my hair is very dense, so my head hair should easily suffice, but I'm covering all my bases)
I don't do waxing (I've tried a DIY kit once and failed tbh) cos it can create issues if you want to get laser later - my current hair is perfect for laser
when I was a teenager, I also used hydrogen peroxide on my face to hopefully destroy the follicles or at least the hair lighter (I also used it as a retarded skin bleaching method - it works but it's basically just a harsh peeling) - it may be the secret behind a smooth shave (tho it's prolly mostly just me growing up and hormones making my hair stronger, except my temples which were stolen from me overnight), I may try it again
Mind if I steal your routine? Probably not, thanks anyways!
It's crazy that you wrote and entire blogpost about your hair, pretty fascinating stuff too. Are you a hair-cel?
 
This is the first 100% true incel trait. The last time I trimmed by pubes was over a decade ago when I last paid for an escort.

I have some hair on my balls that's longer than the hair on my head lmao. :feelskek:
It's so long now that it isn't even curly anymore - if I plucked one out, a foid would probably think it's just head hair. :feelsEhh:
 
Not even once. Who am I trying to impress?
 
Is it a bad thing if I don't have hair growing on my balls?
 
Is it a bad thing if I don't have hair growing on my balls?
How old are you, if you're over 22 then it's probably your genetics but mostly likely your T levels
 
You got a point, wtf is the point if you are a single man?
 
I'd never shave my pubes, and I'd never be with a stupid bitch who would want me to.
 
kek was gonna post this until i saw u already did yes it’s incel trait why would i shave my pubes if no one’s gonna notice anyway, only problem is the smell sometimes
 
I shave my entire body besides the head and the eyebrows, ofc
some areas more regularly than other, namely I shave the ones that are visible (when you have clothes on) regularly (at least once a week), the rest like once a month
it goes like this:
- face (beard, mustache): every day or every other day
- legs (the areas not covered by shorts): every 3-4 days
- armpits (because it reduces sweating imo): every week
- arms (the area not covered by a tee, tho usually the entire arms cos they're easy, no point in cutting corners): every 1-2 weeks
- belly and chest (I have a lil floof in my rough belly button area and a lil floof on my chest and around nipples): 2-3 weeks
- pubic area (pp, balls, upper thighs, the front side only): every 2-4 weeks
- asscheeks (also the back side of upper thighs): 1-2 months (especially in winter I may not shave it at all - a very difficult area to shave and the benefit is negligible)
I like to be hairless but my hair grows terribly fast, it's very dense, thick, coarse (that's also why I'd rather keep it shaven), on some areas, like my face, it's still visible right after shaving
for face I use a razor with replaceable cartridges (I replace the cartridge about every 2-3 shaves), a cheap one from Rossmann (it's imo the best shaver, I also have a fancy electric Braun one but it's fucking useless for my hair), I go along the grain and then against the grain for a very close clean shave - sometimes I go without any cream/gel at all (idk what it depends on but sometimes it yields a much cleaner shave + I feel like the chance of cutting is actually lower - I very rarely cut myself, only on the lower lip cos it's a difficult area, I have some floof right under my lips) but usually I use fragnance-free cream for very sensitive skin, again from Rossmann (their own brand, Alterra or something like that), it's very cheap (that's important when you shave so much) and good
for body I sometimes use a hair removal cream (you put it on the skin, wait like 5-15 minutes and just scoop off the hair, it dissolves it), I don't have any brand preference, they're fairly good but an utter bitch to remove completely (it's very sticky, you end up with balls of hair glued together) and the smell is always TERRIBLE, it's so chemical and toxic (and the fuckers have the audacity to write "aroma free" or "subtle fruity aroma" or some shit on the packaging) and after using that, I go with a razor (I use razor every time, the cream only every few shaves) cos you'll always miss something - again, sometimes I go dry, sometimes I use the same sensitive shaving cream
it's such a nice feeling when you feel bedsheets or your clothes against the bare hairless skin and it looks so much better, almost as if I got bits of my childish body back (just a few years ago, when I shaved, I actually got nice smooth skin, but now there are visible roots on my face and legs no matter how hard I try unfortunately)
I do consider doing laser or some other permanent hair removal but it's currently not my priority: I'm pretty settled on body hair but I'm unsure about permanently removing my beard cos if Norwood reaper steals my head hair, I'd have an option of doing a soy beard instead of looking like a child with leukemia + I'm saving these hair follicles as a desperate option for a hair transplant (like I've said, my hair is very dense, so my head hair should easily suffice, but I'm covering all my bases)
I don't do waxing (I've tried a DIY kit once and failed tbh) cos it can create issues if you want to get laser later - my current hair is perfect for laser
when I was a teenager, I also used hydrogen peroxide on my face to hopefully destroy the follicles or at least the hair lighter (I also used it as a retarded skin bleaching method - it works but it's basically just a harsh peeling) - it may be the secret behind a smooth shave (tho it's prolly mostly just me growing up and hormones making my hair stronger, except my temples which were stolen from me overnight), I may try it again
Patrick Bateman maxxing
 
To avoid sweating. Because I'm compassionate and because smell is very important to me I try and save as often as I can. Though it doesn't work out all the time cause I'm a lazy fuck.
coping
 
kek was gonna post this until i saw u already did yes it’s incel trait why would i shave my pubes if no one’s gonna notice anyway, only problem is the smell sometimes
Even if it smells bad I don't care, I won't leave my room, I'm truecel hikikomori, nothing will change simply by "scratching the hair of my body", the hair also protects your body. Shaving is gay
 

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