He's probably unaware and assumes every guy has a gf.
idkwattodowithlife said:
He didn't ask if I have a go right now, he asked IF IVE EVER HAD ONE.
Yeah, that seems suicide fuel inducing.Dekim said:
It makes you feel worse, not having the experience, or being expected to have had a gf.
D
I just tell them
No I never tried (which is true)
No I never tried (which is true)
Facade said:
same
which is then followed by the obligatory "it'll happen bro don't worry" (just lol)
I know that feel... just LOL at the idea of somebody liking us romantically.
I remember doing community service and this one black dude asked me if I was a virigin. I asked him if he thought it was because I was ugly, and he said no, he knew plenty of ugly dudes that got pussy. I didn't really know what to make of it all.
I get that a lot. I had a stripper freak out because she got glitter all over me and she didn't want me to get in trouble with my "girlfriend."
A Good Friend said:
Fuckin' kek, man.
Why'd they use glitter, anyway? Sex appeal?
KyloRen said:
That, or it makes them easier to find in gutters
I rarely get asked if I have a GF, but my response is always “Do I look like a guy who has a girlfriend?”
Usually, they go quiet afterwards.
Usually, they go quiet afterwards.
InebriatedIrish said:
I may use that one in future.
Go ahead. I can’t copyright/trademark words.
Slit their throat ear to ear
InebriatedIrish said:
Well we slavs are good at pirating stuff anyway.
A Good Friend said:
Kek.
I love me some black humor.
fkn sui fuel its worse if u get singled out in a group.
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